and Seraphim,
Yesterday was a joke, I remembered.
I went to the store after work.
I bought it all, and there was a rider sport in action.
I got 10-12 right away.

Captain Buran
KKK

and Seraphim,
I put them on a tape next to the box, they still dissolve, I collect
And there’s a man’s bas in the back – you don’t get your ass slipped?
I wore it, honestly :D
Slowly I turn, I think.

The Captain Buran,
Lool

and Seraphim,
And there an uncle stands with two children and they have a snickers in front of him.

The Captain Buran,
Looooooooool

Ohhhhhh It has happened!! 18 years after I graduated from school, I needed a carrier!
Ohhhhhh Of course I don’t have him near me.

Thorr: Strictly speaking, atoms never touch each other. There is always an empty place between them. What we call "touch" in the macro world, at the micro level, is an electrostatic repulsion between the external electrons of atoms from different bodies. Even if one body lies on the other, it does not lie on the micro level, but floats over it. Touching is always an illusion.
CMEX_MOHAXA: It is great! Tomorrow I will put my head on my boss. Fuck it, I’ll tell you that it’s fucking static.

Still, the boss changes something irreversibly in people’s brains. We had an employee, we sat in the same office, and he was on the side of the boss fools, and in general, he was an ordinary normal guy. Well, then it happened to him to serve to the boss and he invented what no one of the pidoas who preceded him did: to control the order in individual closets for changing clothes and in refrigerators. And he still pretends that it is he who pays us the salary from his pocket, calling him a thief.

YYY’s husband plays dance all night.
ZZZ and what?
YYY from my account!

The best shopping trip was done by my friend. I went for the potatoes and returned to the new Peugeot :-)

Announcement on the city portal and comments to it.
If anyone is waiting for the 36 bus (Ramenskoe - Arinino) which leaves Arinino at 8:10, then don't wait, he will be upset. In him on the bridge in Antonovo entered a truck Ural"
The comments:
The driver of the Ural decided to take the bus, but forgot to leave the Ural

We have a serious team of developers, but when it comes to meetings, then "OHY, ALL!"))

When the boss has a problem with his cockroaches in his head, he starts checking his subordinates.

our began to make visits suddenly and selectively by the units (we are scattered around the city in a radius of a kilometer or two) at the very end of the working day or at the very beginning - to control the attendance, between the case looks at what someone on the PC screen, suddenly there is porn, not related to the workflow.

It is our turn.

And we made a scam to throw out unnecessary papers, found them signed the instructions on labor protection five years ago.
Here is a wonderful picture.
All employees of the branch sit, and the deputy reads them out loud the instructions.

To say that the boss came, means not to say anything.

and Twitter:
The longer you postpone the search for the bride, the more doubtful the past of your wife will be.

Antifa: Communist blood-drinking streets retain their names
Thanks to the communist blood-drinkers, the capitalist blood-drinkers made unprecedented concessions to the working people. Without them, the author of the article would have now grumbled with chains, stuck to a machine, or burned in the stoves of Auschwitz. It was not the Democrats who saved Europe from fascism, but the Communists.

But the union "of-under" really exists. In Chukovsky remember "Here needles and pins are pulled out of the counter".
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"Is-pod" is not an alliance, but a pretext. Do not teach people unless they have completed the school program themselves.

And yet wisdom comes with experience... The new life does not begin with a trip to the gym, not with a change of work, not with marriage and not even with the birth of a child. The new life begins with the sudden and irreversible death of the hard disk.

On October 28, any guy can offer a girl to date, but she has no right to refuse.

The comments:
YYY: Why is it suddenly?
Zzz: What a bug in the firmware...

DianaSmex (being at home): Scandals, intrigues, investigations. Viennese waffles are so seductive. Will they survive till evening? Time will show.

Darth Mignus (on the job): Eat it, Puppet. There are more biscuits for me.

DianaSmex: Our special correspondent came out on a waffle on biscuits. Will he be able to find the murderer? Do not switch.

Is that the answer to this overwhelming unnecessity?

First, this "episode" is a lie. Secondly, who, in your opinion, was the watt hero, who bombarded the German industry? The Aliens? A good Savetskaya YES, hardly flying to Königsberg?
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Wild children raised by British scientists.
Of course, it was a lie, because Keitel only talked about the French. Because he was very surprised that his surrender is accepted by the same pepper that was given to him five years ago.
Moreover, the Soviet DA flew to Berlin (they did not dare to turn to Konigsberg) in August 1941, and the brave allies bombed the German industry in the ground three (3) years later, when the SA could already dig the industry with its spikes.

My cousin is from the village. So he, when he was in our city for the first time in guests (he was then 7-8 years old), accompanied by his parents went straight to the elevator and, to their surprise, when the doors opened, began to take off his shoes and with the appearance of the deepest reverence he entered the elevator barefoot. Then the local grandmothers laughed at him, and the earth blew them. Although he now denies that this story had taken place. But this topic avoids it.

Maelinhon: I came up with the new Ewau rule.
Whatever stamp you allow in the search, the Chinese have already done something with this name.

I found one of the resources for the sale of cats:
Lovely Siberian cat 5 months.General characteristics: Cat SBK2014MR. Pure assembly, foamy gray-smoked body, striped interface, built-in grinding mechanism, there is a morning grinding function.The model is completely fine and tested on the model "band on rope".Additional features: Fuel can be used any, unpretentious. The "Toilet-wipes" function is ideally set, there is a "no single failure" achievement and "the best digger".
A wonderful model. She was in the technical department of the "vetklinik" and passed the necessary vaccinations by age. At the moment, milk teeth are being replaced with new teeth, so you will get a beautiful copy without the function "eat furniture"!!..." Damn, have you not bought it yet? =) is

Is Sperm a Useful Product? Can I swallow it?
This question was asked by a born man.

15 February 1999
Zzzz: Hhhh, better talk to your mom.