I am allergic to something that is now blooming. The tears flow constantly.
We look at mixers in the store today. After a long choice, I decided to ask the seller questions. He responds, I listen and machine-wipe my tears.
The seller: Don’t cry! If you liked the crane so much, but it is too expensive, the company can make an additional discount!

At the wedding tamada decided to fight with sports competitions (t.k. A significant part of the guests to the sport one or another relationship had). The competitions "who will jump higher and further" went well, on the hands also fought with pleasure as well as with the girls on the wrist to run. Just in the company of volleyball players with the footballers were two boxers and a fencing player, so after the competitions "who will be more pressed" and "who will sit more" tamade really wanted to knock on the drum. Scalocross with its "raises" just sent...

Buek: When the inventor of the usb port dies, his tomb will first be lowered into the pit, then raised, overturned, and then again lowered on the right side.

banshik: The inventor of the com-port may have a similar problem, only the tomb is broken by the bearded, half-drunken burials and then pushed by the side that was first spit...

The Iron Logic.
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I decided to work on Friday, my husband will be late, my grandmother's children - what would I not do? I stumbled upon a lamp that does not have a base, and there is a fixture. Let me, I think, attach it to the table, well drill under the hand. I got, put on the charging, a hammer hit my eyes, remembered that I needed to hit a couple of nails. I killed. I went to the kitchen to turn the bath. I stand. In one hand a hammer, in the other a meat stick... Attention question - am I exactly a girl?))))))))))
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I washed my dishes and my breasts didn’t grow. He threw his clothes into the washing machine, washed and smooked the shirt, nothing fell and the menstrual period did not start. I made a lasagna and wasn’t pregnant. Am I really a man?

Once upon a time, the professor of philosophy told us, “Physics, of course, gives us a concept of the world, of how it works, and philosophy helps us to understand what is happening in general, to look for it.”

Embrace my mom!

My mom always burned up. I’m going to somewhere in the countryside store for bread, and by bicycle, so that it’s faster. Mom is worried, and when she sees me wearing headphones, she begins to persuade me to take them off.
I: Why do I film them, without them it is boring!
On the road, horses are running.
So, ladies and gentlemen, beware on the road not of cars and motorcycles, but of horses running.
and----
There are cases when the dead, because of the clutches in their ears, did not even hear the clutches and the noise of the approaching train, but died with music. Take care of yourself! Sorry for the sad...

to the names.

Listened on radio 1.06.15 (says the child, the question - you know who is Pushkin?)

And I have a cat, Pushkin. I come and ask, “Well, Pushkin, are you writing poetry?” And he is scratching..."

pimples, baldness, erectile dysfunction, radiculitis, obliterating endarteritis...
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and pile. I am glad I am not married.)

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That’s not why my mom has grown that gold.

From advertisements on the sale of the car: "If the distance is large, I can twist." )

A new multi-storey building was built in the city. The firefighters arrived to connect. They cooked everything, let go of gas. There is no gas in the house. We checked all the valves, connections, shutters - everything is fine, but there is no gas. We decided that the problem was at the site of the crash, excavated, checked - there are no problems, but there is no gas.
As a result, it turned out that during the installation of the foundation, a piece of the pipe fell into the boiler, did not remove the steel, was sinked. I got the gas and connected...

Tavashushmat, why do you have ALL the topics here - from gay people to codecs in the office - in some way leading to pregnant women?? to

You are a Fascist and a Benderman! I know the whole synagogue is like that.

>>> Initially, Jupiter was an ancient Roman god. Nevertheless, when mentioning this word, people, other than those who went on the ancient Roman mythology, imagine a planet. So don’t confuse education with obsession.

Raise the hands of those in whose imagination the motorcycle of Jupiter flooded.

I: - Well, since Russia's official birthday is June 12, it turns out that she is Gemini.
Ugo, the Siamese people. Did you see the herb?

He sang a couple of songs of Manovar and Blinds with a grout - Suddenly the pus came out of the tonsils, the Eustachian tubes were cleared. That’s what metal life-giving does.
ххх: In short, if I go to the otolaryngologists to graduate - there is a topic. "Effect of extreme singing techniques on the therapy and prevention of diseases of ENT organs".
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HHH: What is it?
WOW: I introduced the LOR department after publishing your diploma somewhere in the goods. Sitting old women with chronosynusites, deaf grandmothers God's dwarf, and ALL SUCK CHOROM SONG GROULOM MANAVAR

Now the opinion of the man. Regardless of age and the rest, it is much more pleasant to look at a woman without cosmetics, with normal untouched eyebrows, without manicure, pedicure and heels. And you, the cared for, are only causing hysterical laughter. You can "take care" further, it’s your business. And, by the way, yes, in the 40-year-old who has never used cosmetics, the skin looks better than in the 25-year-old who uses cosmetics.
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I regret you: you don’t know much without women. A well-maintained woman looks completely natural. And you will not look at it at all.

Description of the repair process on one website:

There’s protection from the fool but I’m smarter and I have a hammer.

Anton Vladovsky: Procrastinators, let us unite!
Anton Vladovsky: Tomorrow
Suok Suok: Let’s Go Later
Er Ni: Later
Alenga: I can’t now

Comments on the news "Cold and rain are replacing the 30-degree heat" on the Novosibirsk city website:

"It’s good that this year’s summer has fallen out"

I went out for a walk with my husband and the evening was wonderful.
I’m Blyyn, I’m having my birthday after tomorrow... (well, I really forgot)
He is thoughtful – and don’t talk... (pause) to anyone!! to