Even the voice of the people today is a fan.

Dad told me. In his youth, he was a field sheriff, for some time he worked in an ambulance in a psychiatric brigade. Once there was a challenge - the retiree-chekist exacerbated his skull with paranoia. And this grandfather in the city knew: not the first time, and he despite his old age, with his Jiu-Jitsu dressed a set of ments rarely when his soul appeared. He was taken by two brigades throughout his life - psychiatrists for him, and anti-shock menta pumping. But the mentions are busy, something happened. Well, Dad suggested to play on the combat experience of the old fighter of the invisible front. He went to the post office, asked for a brown envelope, asked for the tape for telegrams to be printed "You must appear urgently in the administration..." and so on. Surguchem tapped, 20 kopecks with the emblem pushed off, the whole entourage... He came, the coat removed. The daughter or daughter-in-law:
“Papa is locked up, he doesn’t let anyone.”
“I’ll try it politely.”
knocking at the door.
“Nikolai Matveevich?”
“Yes”
“Your package”
“Where from?”
“Well, what stupid questions... put a signature, a number and a time.”
The door opens, the hand takes the envelope, after a minute returns, signed by the CERNILS (PEROM): NAME, NAME, FATHER, SIGNATURE, DATA, TIME.
“The car is waiting for you at the entrance.”
He came out in a leather jacket, in a trio suit, in a white shirt, chested, inflated, with a folder.
“Why the ambulance?”
“Do you want a black limousine with a flashlight?”
“Young man, chekist, you think.”
In a word, as long as grandfather realized how, he was already wrapped to the seat. He admired how he was taken professionally. The father then received thanks from the boss for his professionalism and inventiveness.

A simple way to win a million in the lottery: you have to organize it.

XHH: We went with a girl to the raid in Voyeur, gathered the people. Added pers with nick "for ever", which my favorite immediately reacted with the phrase "O, Weight Forever, it's about me...". To my observation, the name of Persian,, "Spring Always", was upset and thought about the eternal.

The client is missing. files in the interface, you need to find)
Developer: I am sending a search brigade))
Tester: and I thought we as the police would wait three days, suddenly come back.)))

Maybe I need to change my blanket for winter.
Have you not changed yet?
– NOA
I changed the wheels three weeks ago, and the blanket is still summer!

Illustration on Concentration or How to Learn Something About School from a First Class Student

Who are you sitting with in mathematics?
Noah, with a girl.
What is the name of the girl?
How do I know?? to
Does she know your name?
He knows! I said today...
Ask her what her name is tomorrow.
Why? → I will not remember anyway.

Who are you sitting with in Russian?
With the boy...
What is the boy’s name?
You ask me, how do I know them all? (Who are all these people? and PRIM. The translator

Who are you sitting with in English?
Noah... Noah...
Or at least with a boy or a girl?
Mommy, don’t distract me, let me think!! to
It’s been 5 minutes – A! With no one! I sat alone today.

I want to patent!

How good to be a woman! We do not need to measure the vagina.
– – – – –
The centimeter scale on the phalloimiter is brilliant!

I thought I wanted to be a zombie.
Zombies are very ambitious, they have a purpose. High, I would say, stretches to the brain. And they go through it, despite all the obstacles and distractive cries of victims.))) I lack this.

To find a man, you have to think like a man.

Bee > who is BECAP?
Naevus > The evil god who punishes IT technicians if they do not offer him sacrifices regularly.

Palich: It’s cold, it’s time to get a button phone.

xxx: assess the question from the assistant: "and how does the patch panel differ from the candle?"
I can't find words to answer.
Leave him, don’t bother him.

Eating at the workplace.
When a telephone worker worked nearby, each piece of sausage had to be inspected for external smd components, and then the work became little and the pieces could already be checked for light.
At home, he ate лан8720, and it clung to the sandwich. Still still alive.
Neighbors (little still) - scattered purchases from the store and ate the tape 0805, such as very small candy. There has never been a clear explanation from them.
Two cats compounded the batteries in 2025, they just missed something in the body, I decided that it was a batch.

I put my 5 cm... that is, copecs. I am a woman, I had men with different members. Please do not read more Morphology.
I remember the giant - I didn't measure it, but it was more than 22 and thick. So, there was nothing to do with him, in fact, except to look, he didn't even get into his mouth. Sexual intercourse is always "on a half-pound", it was necessary to pick monotonous poses without deep penetration, otherwise before the orgasm he could involuntarily tick deeper, and this is very painful. Of course, there was no talk about anale.
There were also dwarfs - somewhere 8-10 cm, in the mouth talked like a finger, in the vagina was almost not felt, the anal could be done, but you want to do this occasionally and on this sexual life is difficult to build. After all, such a member can always be replaced by a finger, but the opposite will not work.
The most pleasant and versatile members - 12-17 cm, proportional, with them, as they say, in any hole you can.
So if you are in this range, be calm. Everyone else has their shortcomings...

Do I understand you correctly? On weekends, a retiree who has spent a working week cleansing from 5 to 15 apartments made per week, for 1-2 hours each, and spends from 5 to 30 hours on it, right? And you meant exactly the retiree, and not some biological robot there with increased strength and wear resistance?
......................
Maybe I'm a bit out of the subject, but judging by what balloons the fragile retirees pull and with what force they push in the subway, the retiree and the biorobot with enhanced strength - it's somewhere nearby.

of Moscow. Snowmen shot down a private plane.
of Yekaterinburg. The truck hit the liner.

It is a war of machines. People better not interfere.

A beautiful story... Only the doors in the gallion open inside... And so – it’s fun.
~ ~ ~
I specifically looked at the requirements for the design of ships... Nifiga, the doors should be opened outside. It is forbidden to lock them. History could well be.

Answers

Q: Do you have women on a dating site looking for a sponsor?
WOW: How to say - at least they act honestly, immediately indicating their requests.
ZZZ : No
kkk: "If you want to live, learn to turn". They want to live, and they only know how to turn on...

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Hello guys... here are all the programmers and maybe the one I’m going to tell you about now or his colleagues will read it... and will understand how low he did...

In general, we work for a small salary and for a found employee we get a bonus of $ 500 to $ 1,500. The salary is hardly enough for food. We currently have a huge shortage of JavaScript developers. I managed to find one and call for an interview. It can be seen that a person does not need it especially, but what you will not do to close the desired position...
He scheduled a meeting in a crowded place near the thermometer after work... and when we met he said he was happy but on the condition... generally he offered me... to satisfy him. And the next day I call to clarify the time to go to work and he says you know I changed my mind.
I want to say that it’s ugly... so put a man and how do I live with it now?