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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №114012
 27.05.2015
XX: fucking that the Scandinavians, that the Baltics - one grass of the march smoke. The Russian submarine is being searched. The Latvians...
XX: Unfortunately, it is true that our boats sent a trolling boat and it catches along the shores

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114011
 27.05.2015
From the forum, of course, from the female.

How did you tell your husband about your pregnancy?

One of the answers -"I shouted "I-burunduk" jumped all over the apartment. andquot;

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114010
 27.05.2015
The story of an attractive manager girl who thinks she’s full.
How I understand you a man, the lady herself has hearts in good shape but persistently considers herself fat and tries to lose weight, how many times she hasn’t told me that she likes me exactly such and that these are my favorite proportions, useless, compliments I say every day and still doesn’t help. In general, give God that there would be more like us or so soon and look at what will be and companion no one to choose from.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114009
 27.05.2015
In the whole civilized world, unemployment benefits are issued, so we decided to collect taxes from the unemployed. Bravo fellow members.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114008
 27.05.2015
Tagged 17364
Do not compete, who is worse, or you will now be answered that in general children in Africa are starving, and the water pipeline even on your schedule from 6 to 8 and from 5 to 9 have not been seen.
It is natural for a person to get used to what he has and want more. And this is good, because otherwise mankind would not have developed, but would sit on the ass exactly in the caves and whisper to each other sadly that the pipeline would not be invented.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114007
 27.05.2015
here here :
I can’t imagine what the present girls will offer their future grandchildren.
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In fact, what is the problem?
Active and lazy leisure in nature (and it is not a cancer in the garden, as in my childhood), "silent hunting" (fishing, mushrooms and berries), joint playing games (PC, console), reading/discussing books, collecting puzzles, preparing lessons as quickly and inexpensively, and cooking, hand-working different, in the languages of the Basurman spots, well, we can do a lot of good anime together to watch or there over the nonsense in the internet together to crack :) I don't know what interests will be in grandchildren in the foreseeable future, but I do not doubt that the child will find something to do with me, so that it is useful and fun. And I have a lot of time to learn new skills.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114006
 27.05.2015
I read about erotic toys. There was this:
Toys manufacturer Doc Johnson in February was awarded PETA certification for their products not being tested on animals.
How is? How can a sex toy manufacturer test their products on animals?! to

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114005
 27.05.2015
The Russian Federation will be recognized as a foreign agent – its reserves are held in U.S. government securities.

You have to send it 100 km away. of all unreliable relatives in the bourgeois west.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114004
 27.05.2015
If you add age to any phrase, the phrase seems meaningful.
"I am 45 I’m waiting for my hamburger."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114003
 27.05.2015
"The service is provided free of charge"
xxx: a voice in the head "bezdvozmezddnO" (c) Sova

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114002
 27.05.2015
A cat is a finite machine that constantly walks between its three states.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114001
 27.05.2015
I gave myself a word not to be surprised in this country, but this country is stronger than me.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114000
 27.05.2015
>>I have a VAZ and go to us with your "problems".

“Human genius takes one obstacle after another, and human debility knows no obstacles at all.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113999
 27.05.2015
Tell this acquaintance:

Imagine a daughter full of dolls, and she steals cars from a neighbor’s boy!
I: So buy her a machine.
Q: Why do you need them? She has dolls!
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Buy her machines. My daughter from 2 to 7 years old played machine games with me, and in dolls herself. If it is so hard, then start with transformers, they can also be worn in doll dresses.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113998
 27.05.2015
The truth is simple: you are dependent, which means you are inferior, and you will be taught by your parents, and in especially neglected cases - colleagues, distant relatives or just casual acquaintances.
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What a naive soul! You can consider yourself a hundred times independent, you can live apart for years, you can help your parents with money – and they will still teach you. Exhaust them! Unfortunately, it does not depend so much on WHO is taught, but on WHO likes to teach too much.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113997
 27.05.2015
by Katarina:
In some circumstances, my husband accompanied me to the day hospital, which is in the clinic. Misanthrop is her one, but, seemingly, he is bored, and order he loves... Therefore he organizes a baback in the corridor. His grandmothers are obediently listening, and she is choked, covered with rubies - well, a young man has shown interest in them) He talks there with them about something under the motto "Well, babies, how is it?" Recently his staff invited to come in more frequently - no one climbs without a turn, does not climb, everything is straight and noble, and the grandmother for some reason does not hurt anything) However, even the husband's cats in the place they go at first. He is my oldest brother.)
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"Look at how sociable he is. From him misanthropic as from the violinist promoter".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113996
 27.05.2015
xxx: What a boooooool, what a boooooool, to a two-country appendix - goes zero
xxx: I do not know that you did not know mathaayan... I do not know that you do not know java... and this incomprehensible integriaal has not become a killing beginning for us...
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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113995
 27.05.2015
of Habrabrabr. Discussion of the article "How UFO videos are made".

Prometheus is unrealistic. The counterfeit failed. The aircraft’s wing is not like that. UFOs are treacherous. Imho

SunX: Scandals, Intrigues and Investigations! In the sky there are aircraft with too high detail of wings! The authorities are hiding from us!

WST: How to Add an Airplane to a Flying Pasta Monster Video

> 0xff80ff: The wing, indeed, is halter made. UFOs are real.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113994
 27.05.2015
No internet for half an hour. Call the local provider support.
The phone is sent and immediately:
P: I know it. has broken. We do.
I: We are waiting. We hope. We believe.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113993
 27.05.2015
The Armenian Radio says:

...".In Rostrad proposed to introduce a tax on unemployed"
Will they be cowards?
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They will take cars "Bentley" and 12-room apartments. No matter how you look at the news of theft of such cars and the robbery of such apartments, the victim is unemployed everywhere.

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