XX: I personally know girls who want sex, but want to close their eyes and make it happen. The user macosi reminds by description.

Sell the cat.
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Today encountered the neologism to designate a filament female part of good sizes - a kardashian.
In my time they said "Kurdjuk"...

from ZH:

The most ancient anecdote that is known today belongs to the Egyptians: "Only a husband knows how his wife actually behaves."

Since then, humorists have not gone anywhere.

I can’t help but share: a "Documentary film about Chernobyl A.S." was found on the titub. It’s even scary to think what kind of a grandmother this is.

Every time another rocket is unable to deliver another useful thing into space, I get upset and upset. And then I remember that there are people who are sick for Russian football, and nothing, live.

nnn: The more I look at what is happening in Ukraine, the more it seems to me that "The Wedding in Malinovka" is a documentary.

Catcher: A wife walks around the house and is angry because of her colleagues. Something they put in there. And she also made a mask for her legs a day ago, from which the old skin tears. Therefore, I now have a full-fledged snake at home: it spits and drops the skin.

This colleague literally learned from me a few weeks ago that Lenin did not want to overthrow Peter the First at all.

Lenin wanted to overthrow Peter the First.
And he was very angry that he could do this – the cunning Peter had time to die before Lenin was born.

The only thing that kept me from meeting the girl who looked at me was that she took my turn to the venereologist.

Let’s just make money on this toilet together. And something girls like is that I know how to cook / wash / clean, and that when discussing the future of life I offer housing to buy 50/50 - do not like.

P.S I have my honestly purchased home, but we are for equal rights in marriage?
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My husband and I live in my father’s apartment and we both make money on furniture. Can I now, with a calm soul, force him to cook, wash and wash the toilet? = = )

P.S You can’t even try marriage for love, I understand.

xxx: When we were with my son on the day with Daddy, we went to the garden for a strawberry. came home. and washed. Sitting to eat. And then I realized I was an adult, and you know how?
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xxx: Earlier in my childhood - I was given the most mature berries, and the greens to my grandmother and mother) and now the greens - to me ((

It is good to be a fly. For her and fucking stunned and stunned.

17556, which overcame all misfortunes!

Honestly, I’d rather endure a crowd of suicidal insinuations than one of those I can overcome, in which self-love runs literally in every word.

You enjoy your role as a poor widow with a child in your arms so much that you do not notice the rest, mixing them with the debris. Your colleague, who dared to insult your bright eye with an eternally cloudy sight, lives alone with a drunken father. This means that in the best case, the father can arrange constant drunk scandals and fights. And in the worst - to create such a thing that the fact that she didn't shake up in a psychic or at the cemetery after what happened will be a real miracle.

So just think about others the next time before you do it again. The whole world is not obliged to mourn your sorrow, you know.

When I went to work as a firefighter at the Wachtangov Theatre,
I was told that Yevgeny Bagrationovich Wachtangov
I like to say to young artists: “You have to prepare for the old while you are young!
Young people don’t like to play old people, and when the age is right, it’s too late, all the roles are occupied.”

here here :
Tell me, is this schizophrenia? If I have several personalities, but they do not interfere with each other, but on the contrary, perfectly fit and harmoniously complement each other. Do I need to be treated?
and...

You have several users in the system. Let it work, the main thing is that Amigo does not roll.

I wave...

I explain:
The man could stretch Gandon once uncertain and not bear fruit. Or to encourage the children to do well, and then - ah, I endured, I couldn't.
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Sex safety is the responsibility of both partners, except in the case of rape. The fact that the man did not wear a condom was his decision. But what the woman gave him in this case was her decision. The children he was upset, father Carlo was dumb... And she didn’t notice, she was busy cleaning, apparently.

So, like whistling in a living person without a condom, not thinking about the consequences, it is normal, and a woman let herself bump with contraceptives. The fact that contraceptives fail, condoms break, of course, the woman is to blame. She is a mercantile SS... a resilient woman who only thinks about how to fly and pull a grandmother's man. If you go to bed with a woman with whom you have a relationship without a condom, then be prepared for possible paternity. Not ready - leave immediately, do not rub a woman's head and do not ruin her life.

I answer

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I’ll answer the naive who doesn’t understand why women who are only looking for sex are offered relationships.

So here. If a woman is only looking for sex, then the rest of her problems she solves herself (or for a set of other sources) So she is self-sufficient and has unspent sexual energy. At the exit we have quality sex and we have no other people's problems on our head. I want such relationships.
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If a man just had sex and rejoiced in the absence of problems, everything would be great. But for some reason he goes to solve the most non-existent problems (and in fact creates them), this is incomprehensible.

The dust floats in the border, and the ships are walking!
and...

First in Proud
Secondly, she’s fucking on the boat and swimming.
The courts go.
Before teaching others, it would be good for yourself to learn, and then to open your mouth and whisper.

The husband listened to what all the surrounding women were talking about their husbands. He gives me:
You talk worse about me.
Why Why?
Will they be stolen?