Mother burned: I approach her and say:
I: Kvyat held the best qualification in his career.
She: In what career?

XXX: My maid puts me potatoes, she pouches me compot
Let him not lie, let him bet!

X is:
Starbound is a tough game. The asteroid survival guide advises to burn yourself in case of critical hypothermia.

and :
Well yes really :-)
Open space and darkness. Minus 200 degrees and oxygen deficiency.
A bunch of bloodthirsty monsters surrounded, above it was a meteor rain.
Why not burn yourself under such circumstances? and :-)

The AAA:
Meditators for 3 months
The MMM:
And if you, the lazy monster, the mediators ordered, they would have arrived much faster! And your purchase meditated on the warehouse of the Russian Post with full philological right!

They sat well. I will sleep for something up from the bathroom differently into the corridor.
- Vera says that the whitewoman asked me to gather her shower gel and butt paper.
I went on a journey no differently.

Guys believe that the main problem of girls is that they think that guys want to just be friends with them :)
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The main problem with girls is that guys just lie to them. About what they want to be friends, want relationships and similar stuff. Therefore, a guy who is really looking for a relationship, and not just gymnastics in bed, no one believes him. And for gymnastics, boys, go to older women. They will not need love or friendship from you, only what you want to build somewhere.

I ask my sister ( 11 years old): Do you want to become a vegetarian? Are you sorry for animals?
She said to me: Well, of course, it is a pity. But what to do, the world is so arranged, they have to be eaten.

Announcement in the zoo: "Dear monkeys, it will come to you faster: do not eat from people’s hands!"

Alinka: I am now scratching things - the cabinets are not enough to store them. A lot of good, I sell through no, but there are pieces that you don't sell (good, but with clamps, for example, or you can see that they are worn a little), and it's a pity to throw away. I give it free on the website. I’m already accustomed to the fact that “free payers” are the most nervous, asking 100 questions. Tell them how much she wore, and measure the length of the dress to exactly a millimeter.
But! There was a girl in the 80’s"Good morning! Send me (further links to 5 things free) and if you can free dress (link to the dress, which I sell for 250 UAH). I have no money. New mail for your account. My address is..."
Facepalm

Article in reports:
"Fighting corruption has caused economic growth to stop"
The commentary:
"What is our country such that even corruption in it requires state support?"

The child brought from the school a pair for the composition about the Greater Oleg. We read.
Oleg the Great was gathering in the campaign against the Khazars, but the gray shells predicted him death from the horse.
Everything is right like.

YouTube Review of Guitar:
Damn Question: need advice juppy juppy, head Marshal 100 watts as for an apartment? Will my neighbors give me a shit?

7,9 Bit: Will ))

AlexShcherba: Maybe the neighbors from all over the house will give)) 

by northon74: 100 Here and the neighboring houses will connect

Listened on the bus (intelligent look of grandmother with grandson):

Q: I want a 4G phone.
B: It is right to say: "Four"!

I am looking for an apartment. call from the agency: can you clarify the composition of the family? I: two adults and seven children. and pause. The age of the children? I: 10 years 6 years 5 years 4 years 2 years and two newborns. The pause and the question: where did you find so many? I already have the stool. How where? The question. Is it all yours? Answer: Yes through homeric laughter. Thank you, we will try to help you. and guts. Now I have a question: how will they help me?

Did you call me?
and yes! No matter anymore!
And what was?
I just missed it, but it’s all :)

to this:
In short, it turned out: the courier was given the wrong address and he went to the house 4a, and we at 4. Now imagine: he woke up a man there and began to demand a laptop from him. The man ask in confusion, he says, I will not! The courier said – we have agreed! I don’t know anything, I don’t give it and it’s all. The courier fell into a stupor, called me, and I sent him again to the same man, and he went back to pick up his note. I would like to see this picture.
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The water heater was repaired at another address. A grandfather and a grandmother come. They say the water heater needs to be repaired. You don’t understand it, but you have to fix it. They cleaned his money for work, took it and left. And after an hour, customers call why the repairmen didn’t come.

...I turn back and ask "what?" And he answers with a sad face - "This is a failure, there is Zhenya".

Just check which toilet it is going to.
and----
Go to the toilet, don’t watch. They will be accepted by the perverse. Go into the room where it came from, ask Jenny. Answer "To the toilet went out" or "To the toilet went out" - your victory. They will answer "in sort" or "happiness will"-not lucky.

Post of Russia:
17 days is normal from Peter to Belarus?
NN: 17 days is normal from Peter to Peter.

With communication everything was fine, before they understood that sex would not break down here, and quietly merged without explanation.
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Girls think the main problem with guys is that they can’t just be friends with them.
Guys believe that the main problem of girls is that they think that guys want to just be friends with them :)

I played in the Sims 4.
YYY: and how?
XXX: Grandma is evil, even in the game. He gave up himself, chose his habits – madness, misanthropy and creativity.
XXX: A neighbor is stuck.
XXX: Flirting
XXX: The next day she proposed marriage
XXX: after a day, everything broke in the house and broke
XXX I will divorce.