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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116012
 12.07.2015
>> that is 30-40 year old women and their
People who paid money for vacation and
weapons of night "we paid, we have the right
What we want to do" is also a generation
The Contact? The same women forever.
Scandals in the rows are also educated by Twitter? Idiots and fools are in every
Generation is not to be translated to others.
And yes, why your children are forever raised
Television, telephone and social media. The network? Maybe children
You don’t have to give birth if you can’t raise up.

Thank you Clooney, I finally came to a conclusion. Per now enough to post here nonsense about the fact that the "mothers/ovulaches/bazar aunts" and other nonsense appeared as a result of a difficult childhood in the late '90s, and before that in the "great and strong country" the ideal mothers raised a generation of super-people?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116011
 12.07.2015
Conversation with a girl.
...
MMM: Well you understand what I am talking about.
I: Yes but not.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №116010
 12.07.2015
Nookle Nookle:
There is nothing new. Girls have always loved older guys.
Advice for guys who don’t have a teeth
You go to your school (if you are already 20+, and you look not 15 years old), you go under the pretext to talk to the old teacher, and on the way you look shady.

LeartNi LeartNi:
But before that, it is better to dry the soup at home.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116009
 12.07.2015
The admin! The relatives! Make already a chat or button "comment" for fools who can’t live without "this-you all"...
Tired of their demagogy to read...The whole resource embarrassed...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116008
 12.07.2015
I sit with my friends in the house. The girl alone (very thin) says: I tried to show my boyfriend cellulite, but I couldn’t squeeze him.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116007
 12.07.2015
Residents of the collapsed house in Perm were allowed to return to their apartments.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116006
 12.07.2015
Winnie, Winnie, why did you invite so many guests and not prepare food?! to
Is it terrible, Five?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116005
 12.07.2015
Online clothes shop:
Again in the sale appeared a dress with an asymmetrical thread, which we called the first two weeks of sales mistakenly: "asymmetrical". It doesn’t bother anyone."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116004
 12.07.2015
[xxx] Yesterday one of my uncles brought us a note. The report is signed, I see it in the column "Sdal" - Srol Felman.
My uncle: Is it really a crash?
Uncle is sad.
And by passport?
Lost and even more sad:
On my passport...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116003
 12.07.2015
There is such a case! Daveca observed how one not unknown man on a 200-cruiser grabbed a trailer of Soviet production with nickeled caps, loaded with a hill of cow and successfully flew toward a cottage village.
- There are those who do without a trailer, in the luggage compartment put cellophane and vascott.
and yes. I have seen such ones. The corn is loaded. And they gather it themselves, chasing cows in the field.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116002
 12.07.2015
I didn’t go to the toilet for four days after that. On the fifth day, something just came out.
===
Keep us informed!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116001
 12.07.2015
......
For a week A. and C. pressed the sausage. They ate it with bread, with tea, just so, competed "who is bigger" and "who is faster"... have eaten!! to
Returning parents were ready to execute them: on the plate, in a bowl, covered with a cover, three circles of fried sausages were stunned.
and----
Because what the TZ provided, so the task was accomplished.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116000
 12.07.2015
Looking through the mad Max did not leave the thought that they... in the desert... in the post-apocalypse... the roads are much better than our "high-quality asphalt crumbs" :(

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115999
 12.07.2015
The salad that I ate was already worn out.and (
Oh my God! Have you been poisoned?! to
No, it has passed!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115998
 12.07.2015
Caffeine is harmful to health. Sugar is harmful to health. Oil is harmful to health. But do not be upset! It is also harmful to health.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №115997
 12.07.2015
I am an adult man. I have the right to download and listen to the songs "Hands Up" and Philip Kirkorov.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115996
 12.07.2015
Habr
xxx> The article in the key "compared the mcpp of the Ferrari with the variator of the prius and I confidently say: Tesla is a fig."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115995
 12.07.2015
I am 17 years old. Where are these fucking teachers when they are so needed?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115994
 12.07.2015
>>> I had somehow courageously worked a whole month in an office where there were very strange rules. Internet only on request and in the selected, entry by passes, computers are monitored. The head of the department - could not tolerate when someone "evidently distracted". The elderly said that before, even in headphones could not sit.

Thirteen, Thirteen and Thirteen

You just described the office run by a former military officer.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115993
 12.07.2015
Your cat has a beautiful rich and very rare yellow-orange color.
“Thank you, but it’s actually white – we just smoke in the apartment.

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