A friend interested in astronomy, after seeing on television the advertisement of the concert with the domestic stars of the show issued:
"And what are these stars, so, brown dwarfs"
They discussed a production injury, on the circular covered the fingers of the fingers.
X: TB is written in blood, but the craftsmen are still there
Y: They write
Want to find a place where there is no soul? Live among people.
As one well-known Hindu says, a cow is a sacred animal, but delicious.
I go to the gynecologist for a pregnancy examination. I complain, say, the brains began to fail and maybe I should drink some pills... What the doctor replied to me was late, it was necessary to drink something six months ago and pills such contraceptives are called)))
Explanation of 17331:
but there are just such girls, and I included, who, because of the extremely thin and delicate skin, including the feet, can wipe their legs in general anything and in an arbitrarily chosen place. In my personal accomplishments "what can rub my legs" there are boots, shoes, sweaters and socks.
Lionet: Given the number of fans of colorful horses, it was no longer an electric car, but a bronze train of some sort!
Please bring this companion:
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I work in the acceptance of a guarantee (and not very) repair.
That’s why people talk:
Sorry for the stupidity.
I am probably an idiot...
Well, here I got stuck, and...
Tell the fool...
(The list is not complete)
Are they the most adequate, intelligent, polite and problemless customers?! to
About professional electricians, engineers, programmers and other specialists I want to be killed for stupidity, proximity, but more often for banal lies.
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There is a law of Dunning-Kruger. That’s what it’s like to be a manifestation ?
This morning I found on the social network:
M: Hi, I don’t remember who you are and why you’re in my friends, so I let myself see your photos. Now in the stall. It felt like Walter Mitty had looked at it again. I fell in love, it seems... Where do you come from, angel, and are you really so interesting living?
by 09:22:38
I: You are the husband of my former colleague.
>> Men have some sort of shutdown tumble/
Incorporation of fire? Or are they out of fear, sorry, in 2 minutes?
I don’t know why I’ve been with my wife for two minutes.
And with her mistress, over 9000 hours.
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On dating sites girls don’t respond to me because they think they’re not worthy of me, so my mom says
Why do you call it Iron Man? There are no breakers, no cushions and no chains, all this girl-songwriter?
Railroad Turtles: no brains, no knowledge, populated with prejudices and quotes from VK publications.
You are not on that side:
xxx: I am in shock at the yogurt drinks, what a cover is there. Hands sildenafil, already reduced, bottle smooth, yogurt in the foam! But the cover doesn’t go anyway...
XXX: This is how to lose weight. There is no such problem with cookies. I took and put it in my mouth.
Try eating meat! Then the yogurt covers will start to fly only when you arrive. And to lose weight with this weakness down - you can die :)
Russia and Uganda intensify cooperation in the field of IT... chess and mat, lords of IT-shniki!!! to
Asked and asked to explain...
> What is it? I can understand sandals, I can understand shoes, boats, and more. Beautiful, and beauty sometimes requires sacrifices in the form of scattered feathers and fingers. But to suffer for... ballet?! to
Ballets are very comfortable shoes. Some women have very delicate skin. And even the most comfortable shoes in the first few days rubs the delicate skin. But this is not a reason to give up comfortable shoes. Therefore, the first days of socks we suffer pain (and this applies to any shoes) - but then not one year we wear with pleasure.
But with this: "And even ready to forgive you absolutely ugly ballets, turning your legs into the likeness of the legs of Disney beasts," - go through the forest. He is ready to forgive...No one has asked for forgiveness from you yet.
According to TV "The girl injured while making a selfie with a traumatic gun shooting herself in the head"
E – Natural selection
When we were young, we thought that dogs were boys, cats were girls, and spiders were children of pigeons.
I didn’t think I would live up to that...
Razer Firefly mouse carpet, with backlight, connects via USB, and yes - it needs a driver =)
As a woman in the emphasis I do not understand the problem of the "I husband / lover / match ends quickly". This is all from the lack of sexual culture in Russians and the habit of transferring responsibility for their own (!) Orgasm to the partner.
be pleased! That he gets up on you and you excite him so much that he quickly ends up. This is not a problem at all! The problem is when it doesn’t stand or doesn’t get up, in general or on you in particular, that’s what’s really sad.
Now about what to do: If you don’t even consider all sorts of prolonging lubricants, condoms, poses, special exercises for men or supplements. Even if you don’t use all this accumulated experience, there’s a 100% way. Why do most women forget that a man is capable of more than one act a day? Once he has been shot, we do not let him go, but we intercept the initiative and with the help of our hands and lips we a stable response. Believe it the second (or even the third) time in a row – it just won’t physically be able to finish quickly. The Profit.
I got a fat cookbook from my grandmother, and she got it from her grandmother, and so on. It is old-old, it is almost impossible to read to an unconsecrated person: the text with gaps and familiar letters rarely blows. But there is everything in it: from how to baked the whole swallow, to a drink for male power. Obviously I can’t reproduce the recipes entirely, but I’m trying very hard. Therefore, if the recipe says to talk to bread, I will talk to it! Did you understand, Sasha? I am not a witch.