My mom came to the clinic today.
A man, a red face, came to the registry with the question - to which doctor to go.
They ask him what the problem is.
I drank a liter of vodka yesterday.
What exactly are you complaining about?
What if I can drink a liter of vodka right now?

I was with my son on his birthday. My son was 3-4 years old. The animators played "Terremok". The rabbit appears: Children who is it? What is he eating? The cabbage? Let’s give a rabbit cabbage.
The fox appears: Let’s say hello to the fox. One of the children stretches a fox of cabbage. The animator says: No, the fox does not eat cabbage. Here my catches a rabbit and goes to the fox: well, you have a rabbit then.
The Good Boy: Facepalm

The country was successful:

"In Moscow will be carried 1418-metre Georgian tape..."

"In St. Petersburg the place of a playground will take the temple..."

This is a constantly emerging Ukrainian-Russian topic.

The Ukrainian government is an aggressive idiot.
The Russian government is an aggressive idiot.

Ukrainians and Russians are brothers forever.

There are certain layers of the population, easily manipulated, in connection with the acute deficiency of intelligence - they are, will fight. Luckily they break each other. The others are brothers.

I started reading information security books. When he came home, the cat found another hooliganism: he opened the kitchen door, hanging on a pen, pulled a baton from the table and, hiding from the murder, quickly wandered under the couch. Usually I accepted this and the happy cat left the shelter after half an hour, knowing that the deadline for the crime had expired and he successfully escaped the punishment. Having remembered the good advice of the Customsman and the postulates of Bruce Schneier, he laid his lazes on both sides of the couch with boxes of shoes. After another machination the cat on the usual scheme ran into the first "nora". He stumbled into the "bubble", moved to the plan "B" and headed to the second entrance, but there the security gap was removed. The cat in confusion hanged, was immediately caught, after which an explanatory work was carried out with him on issues of good behavior and sophisticated manners. Thank you Customs and Schneer!

Discussion of petals and births of troops:

With the shield, the lawyer; with the sword, the prosecutor. % of

WHO IS THE TAPOR? and :)

ZZZ: The Orc? and :-(

I hope everyone can survive the shock of this news, but nevertheless, I hope you are ready for it:
If you came to the store without taking money - and you were not given anything there for free, then it is not a seller such a bastard that "only from laziness you do not give a leash" - it is to buy something, you have to come with money,
If you did not take the rights with you, you were stopped by a truck and driving a car without the rights had the corresponding consequences - no, it is not a truck, it is to drive a car with the rights.
If you take the garbage not into the garbage containers, but dumping it in a pile near the entrance, and the utilities do not take out this garbage, only the containers are devastated - then this is not the utilities, this garbage must be thrown in the place.
If the wife washed everything that was in the laundry basket, but at the same time all your socks were thrown into the dirty form under the bed or hidden in the chair - it is not a woman, a scapegoat, trying to manipulate - this laundry underwear is folded in the basket and once the socks were not there, so they were not intended for laundry.

But I wonder, where is the line of permissible hardness and devastation between the films 0+ and 4+? AQ

It is nothing else. I am more concerned about why women go to the toilet in couples?
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here everything is easier, either to hold a bag, or in case the cabins without doors stand in place of the door :)

Ingvar Filin: Actually, I don’t understand modern gamers. Especially the horror game. The last horror game that cranked is Silent Hill. Outlasts and other hernia are complete, even amnesia with the second sh is not close. It supports sudden moments, yes. But damn, I could have been in serious seed a couple of times too. So what makes him a horror now? I will tell you what real fear is. This is when a giant worm eats your harvesters. I was more afraid of this hernia than of the monsters of the shes.

She told me, “I’ll go to the hotel only for the classic.
I said that I would bring with me Pushkin's tomic and a boiler for the teaker.

XXX is wow! 2.6 kilobytes per second Seriously Torrent?
Yyy: (suddenly jumping from the couch) I need to turn off the soup!
Well... I don’t think he’s eating traffic, but you, of course, go.

A Japanese has created a silicone toy Mugen Puchipuchi, imitating the feeling of film bubbles.
Farewell to free time.

Here everyone is talking about what real life... stunned, not found! Someone give a reference!

Joker: I am out of the interrogation
In the interview.
Just like at the prosecutor’s office.
Questions of Goods
Discrepancies with the summary

On the exchange website:

I offer: electric car in the form of a motorcycle * photo*
The reason for the exchange: the son is 2 pieces, and the electric car is one piece, so it is easier to give than to listen to them every time they disassemble and divide. For the same reason, there was very little operation. My nerves are more expensive.
Interested: 2 self-driving or equivalent offer

From "Responses to Mail Ro":

Please help who can!! What is the Arabic word for the death of the unbelievers? very urgent need.

Q: What is the urgency? Are the Chiefs surrounded?

You have two higher education. What else is "Blessedness - can not work"?!..

1: The pattern did not break, but the sense of justice began to rub into the seams:
Yesterday I tried to park near the office of the office where I came. There are no places and are not foreseeable. Which seemed to get into the courtyards (already quite far from the place) and found the perfect place near the gates, which, judging by the fact that they grew in the ice, did not open all winter. Standing up in front of them, I go out and hold my nose to the ad "parking at the gate is allowed only to bright representatives of sexual minorities". As a result, I was like parking a car elsewhere, spending five minutes on the exercise exactly (going out the same amount). And here completely quietly at the gate is parked WV JUKE and from it, throwing a superstitious look at the tablet, came out the body of a male in a pink shirt, wrist gloves (on top of some dress, what), loins and with a bag. Give up!
Didn't you think he left this place specifically for himself?
Here is the Pidor!
2 to the point.

XHH: Today I dreamed that there was a serious bug in our work project, and my task is to fix it. He is very insidious and does not exist at all. I, as an exemplary employee, had to bring the work to the end, and so I told the alarm clock. In the end, I fell asleep to work, because in my dream I was looking for a bug... How to explain the situation to the boss? and :(