Who would bet that the Downs will win Eurovision 15?

X: Well, here’s one reason not to go to Mac?
Tagged: GTA 5
XXX: Convinced

I have recently worked in a home appliance store. Yesterday comes an uncle with a multivarka under the mouse, then the dialogue:

Q: Girl, I bought a multiwark in your store a month ago, it is boiling, but it turned out that the postponed start function cannot be used!
I am: O'Key, I understand. Two weeks have passed, the equipment is visible that we have used it, we can not return it, we can send it for a guarantee repair. * I get the documents for the SC* Please describe the defect in detail.
Q: Yes, you understand, my wife and my child left here to rest, I did not use her, well, a multi-car, myself before. In the evening I put the cabbage on a postponed start, in the morning so that it was fresh. I open in the morning - and there the cockroaches swim! Okay, I think maybe I did something wrong. I arranged dinner so that at the time of coming from work there was, I come, I open, the cockroaches again! impossible to use.

...this is how I learned that "impossible" is not the same "not working"

We went to my husband’s parents. And my husband has a five-year-old brother (accidentally). In short, these two crendels are angry, we stand with the mother-in-law, we observe and here she gives out:
Should we put them asleep or let them play?

We are young, the whole world is at our feet.
Wow, I just have to fall.

Krasnoyarsk schoolchildren began to provoke more traffic accidents (video)" with videos of children crossing the street and crossing through the fence. The comments:
One: PDD in school should be taught, not listened to.
OJIEHb: communal workers should not wash the fence and the separation blocks then no one will climb through them

A true optimist will not say "This cup is half full"; - he will say "This cup is whole!" :)

It is bad when your main virtue is modesty. No one knows the other virtues.

This story happened long ago when we were still students. Usually the class was structured in this way: the teacher asked a few questions on the subject, then, rubbing, as if from a tooth pain, listened to the nonsense that he was carried by the students, then honestly tried to do something to us, and then the whole group went to the department. Since theory is a theory, but in medicine it is impossible to learn from textbooks and references, you have to see everything yourself (pest and cholera are not included).

Dmitry (let us call him so) has long been a permanent resident of the regional psychiatric hospital. Hallucinations and nonsense, which once bloomed lush, bright and bold, over the years fled, giving way to the monotonous apathy of the defect, and from all the wealth of symptoms only one remained. A knock in... mm... the fifth point. Just a knock. and all. But the permanent. And no medicines — old or newly invented — were able to stifle him.

Putting my hand on the heart, not so much this knock Dmitry and hindered. In the meantime, he became a subject of his pride. A brand, I can say. Especially when it began to be regularly shown to students - say, here is a vivid example of residual symptoms. The living example raised his shoulders, looked with a trickle, eagerly answered — yes, say, knocks. He is constantly knocking. How is? It is very simple: “Here.” This is the ass knock. The girls-students were red, embarrassed, the guys jumped in the fist, Dmitry mysteriously smiled - in general, everyone had fun.

The theme of the class, after which Dmitry was shown to our group, were hallucinations. True and pseudo-hallucinations How to distinguish them? Very simple, the teacher said. Let’s say hearing. If you, comrades students, hear someone call you a goat, and the source of the insults, by sensation, is somewhere in the external environment, but actually is absent, as an object (or little, suddenly someone actually revealed to you a disgraceful truth, but embarrassed to appear in the eyes) - these are true auditory hallucinations. If you were called a goat inside your own head, but so clearly as if loudly - then, most likely, it is not a voice of conscience and not a scream of self-criticism, but auditory pseudo-hallucinations.

Then the group went to the department to question Dmitry. What disturbs? It’s not to bother, it’s just present. In the ass knock. Hears or feels? It is heard. “Here and here.” Yes it constantly. “Here-here” is like someone is knocking. As in the door.

And then one of our quiet-excellent, innocently blinking eyes, asked a question. Fully in accordance with the subject of the class.

“Say, Dmitry, and this knock is in yours...” she turned red, but gathered her strength and continued, “So, this knock, where did it come from?
What does “from where”? I did not understand Dmitry. I do not know where he came from.
“No, you didn’t understand it,” added the student in a hurry and turned red again, “I wanted to ask, are they knocking on you from the inside or from the inside?”

Dmitry was so overwhelmed by this question that he did not notice how the group, already red on the head, rubbing tears, quietly withdrew from the department.

I have to! In an effort to preserve the stone face, the teacher spoke. Such an innocent question, but with what subtext! I congratulate you girl. Have you ever thought about a career as a psychotherapist?

Happy people think about what they have, unhappy people think about what they don’t have.

There are many engineers with beautiful diplomas, but no one can work. For example, a good engineer in Peter with a salary of 100k, can afford both a mortgage, and a wife in a decree, and a car. I work in a construction company and I know what I am talking about.
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Ha ha ha ha ha! You work in construction. In the industry that is now (currently) on the rise. The car industry is in the ass. Factories are either shutting down or shutting down. If you were a genius in the automotive industry, you’t be able to afford anything...if you didn’t go to re-study as a builder. Minus another 5 years, in which the construction industry can collapse and something else can rise. I know what I’m talking about – a time when the defense electronics were on the wave and a time when it flew into the tartarara. Children, all temporarily, and builders and programmers may one day become poorer than hairdressers. Or the buffet girls. Life is unpredictable, and in the former USSR and so on.

to this:

They say that life is like the stripes of a zebra. I got some fashionable zebra pulled into a black film.
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This is a dead zebra. In the bag for bodies >_<

Often hot quarrels end in hot sex. After one of them:
Q: Will you forgive me?
I forgave you after the second orgasm.

YouTube is a Japanese cartoon about the Mummy Troll. The Stone:

"Sposhi bo atto I have to do about the mummy trolls :-)"
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Probably in Japanese ?

XX: We also have a couple of times burned up with such benefactors.
We want to celebrate a big family!
"We are" – who are we? What is included in the program?
Do you care?
Imagine that not. Someone is not allowed by religion, someone has children in sections, on music, in general, you have to choose between your holiday and classes.
Do you drive children somewhere? and shock:
XX: Reminds me of the story of my youth:
This is a library! The library is Vasa!

Do you have to go or go?
In Russia, people live in apartments, and a private house is considered a sign of a backward village, in the United States, a private house is a sign of success. The size of the house and the apartment can be calculated by yourself.
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That is why I have added additional data for Germany and the UK. You for some reason decided to ignore them.Al in Germany I mentioned a significant percentage of the population lives in apartments. 45 square meters per person, twice as much as in Russia.
2) And what? Now in Russia to build a private house is cheaper than to buy an apartment in a large city. However, in the metric of private houses, we are also solidly behind the United States.
3) For the first time I hear that a private house in the Russian Federation is considered a symbol of a backward village. We are not talking about the countryside, built under Nicholas II?

Who and in what of your wet erotic dreams gave you such nonsense? I will reveal to you a little terrible secret: they do not have sex on their own, they can do without it for years. They just do a favor for a subsequent reward. Very expensive usually. The need for sex as such exists only in men.
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Oh oh oh oh oh. And the vibrators, heavily advertised even on this site, and the coffee in bed are taken, and the movie is taken. "For the subsequent reward" You would go out smoking at school not at every biologist class, you would not write here like that.

News discussions "in Timisoara BTR moved Prioru"

GRO: Yes, drivers were not prior when they did not differ in intelligence and intelligence
QWE: Don’t do that. not all. In the low, yes, all are like that.
GRO: He is now understated ?

I just heard a revelation in the open window. The whole essence of Russian football, gentlemen!

You are stupid, your grandmother has killed you!! (Friendly laughter babies from 6 to 10 years inclusive)
I have not seen the ball! I did not know where the gate was.

What is the coach trying to teach the players? Fuck complicated multi-paths, show people where the gate and what the ball looks like!))

To the shit about which pants to put a member:
I’d fool your problems! I don’t have to pull my pants up until t_t (((
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I have those modest rapers.