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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №113612
 19.05.2015
This is:
of Krasnodar. 26 years of engineering. I am 47, my wife is 30. Living on her ZP, mine on Ipatek. paid for 4 years. a new building business class of 65 meters 2.4kq...What are we doing wrong?
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You stumble and stumble.
1st Such salaries in Krasnodar for a small number of people. It’s like giving an example of 100k in Moscow; that is, it exists, but the majority of residents can only dream about it.
2nd You have no children. A large number of people at the age of 26 already have children, and this is a big expense.
Three You live somewhere. Probably the parents, or got an apartment from grandparents. Many people do not have this, they are forced to rent apartments, and this is a big expense.
4 is 2.4k is obtained when you pay 50k each month. You have 47k, it’s not enough. But! Where are the interest? You have to pay a mortgage for 4 years. Where are interest? Where is the first contribution? Lying to?

Judging by "ipateque", the author is simply a lie.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113611
 19.05.2015
The news burns:
10:22 “Rubin” signed two attackers
11:00 In Tyumen arrived two unusual primates

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №113610
 19.05.2015
This is:
>>>>>> And really – renting housing is VERY expensive.

This is yes. In Russia, prices are somewhat hellish.
I'm currently filming a townhouse not in Russia. three bedrooms, two floors - about 12 thousand rubles
One will cost about 5.
in the birthplace of Barnaul - one - 12-15
Totally Ohrid
and----
What did you want? Of course cheap.
How many kilometers from the MCA!? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №113609
 19.05.2015
It was 3 years ago.We lay in the night with my wife in the bed, suddenly my phone ringed on the phone.I see, my wife is calling.Now I think the child where the phone was thrown into our bed and one of us was knocking him (unlocking the sensor was just to go through the screen).I dropped the call.After 30 seconds the call was repeated,I think I need to take and find this dumb phone.I pick up, and there a bow, screw, and what a twist.Suddenly the wife looks around her eyes and says that the phone was in a jacket, a shirt in the washing machine...blin"...This phone called me and asked for... help.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113608
 19.05.2015
I know such a family. Father, mother and teenage daughter. Copied 10 years, postponing the salary of courage. Father-mother had some cowards, was washed in the evening, dressed in the morning, the daughter cut her veins twice, because she was dressed as she was, and was harassed in school... I am silent about normal nutrition in general, 1500 per family per week, soybeans and compot from apple cleansers... We bought a twin. And now they treat nerves, gastritis, and my husband's stomach oncology was drawn...Here was a need to break the pop, with a guarantee? If you choose health and housing, then preserve health is better.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113607
 19.05.2015
Interview with the fashion guru:
XX: What would you advise to wear in case of the abdomen?
YYY: I suggest wearing guiries in the gym and a smaller bag from the grocery store.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №113606
 19.05.2015
I came home today like a зае... tired tired. I use the apartment like a somnambul, there is a bell on the door. I look at the homeophone - a sensation of something with the machine and in the sphere. I think "Oh! Why did the turtles in the spheres come to me?" and then I remember that I came and didn’t turn off the alarm, and a group came. I open to betrayal and terrible inconvenience before the servants.
I didn’t turn off the alarm, right?
It looks like this with an unstoppable look:
– Yes not! We walked by and greeted. How is it?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113605
 19.05.2015
Khrushchev understands the essence of democracy
XHH: I spoke at work, how to write correctly - prehistory or prehistory. I am in favour of the option with Y, the other 6 colleagues are in favor of Y.
xxxh: looked at the dictionary - right with Y. But most of them, so I'm stupid and right to write and...
The majority is always right.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113604
 19.05.2015
The grandmothers are easier. If there was one child, two with a new husband, the quality of life does not change, the amount of housework changes, but after all, the man brings money!
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and ah. The grandmother will not take the child’s side. The man will not change. Well yes yes yes yes. My son and I just got off with one of them. I didn’t even get to travel. She made it clear to me and showed it:
When she is concerned with her child, it is also important to educate. When I’m my own, it’s me who wastes time on every jerk when she’s lonely. When she is ill – I have to give up everything and come, like a child and sit over with someone. When I need something – and as she throws her bloodshed, she can’t do without her mom... and so on. Her bloodshed is three years older than mine. Oh yeah, I’m a man and I owe it to everyone... In short, babies, go on. I will interrupt somehow. And if it is completely helpless with the hand - a prostitute will be removed. It is cheaper. For your wallet and your nerves.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113603
 19.05.2015
You graduate from school - you enter a city-regional center or just a large (any educational institution) - you settle in the community for free. All of!
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You live in the city-regional center in a cottage with parents = "you do not need housing". That’s fucking you, not a companion.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113602
 19.05.2015
Alice, remove my scary picture.
You are terrible yourself.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113601
 19.05.2015
here here :
This in the Russian Federation per person accounts for 22-24 square meters of residential area.
Did not travel? Not a meter or a kilometer.

Chuvak, the author was talking about the residential square, not mountains, fields and rivers.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113600
 19.05.2015
2015: Mad Max without Mel Gibson
Star Wars: Without Mark Hamill
2015 without Marty McFly.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113599
 19.05.2015
But now Sergei Polonsky for "particularly large sizes" would have awarded confiscation of property. The islands in the Gulf of Siam. They are automatically becoming Russian... There is a sea port and an airbase being built... How tempting.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113598
 19.05.2015
There are weak women! Real men live in caves.
– – – – –
All in all, yes. From conception to birth you are weak, so you live in a lady.
Then you get out of the lady, grow up, become a man - and into the cave.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113597
 19.05.2015
Nico I don’t know.
As a working mother of many children, I have the right to be proud that two years ago I was entertained for a month at the housewives forum.
You are chickens!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №113596
 19.05.2015
xxx: my wife and I were born on the same day (in our time on this soil and met), our ancestry is the same - so it coincided.
Everything was fine until Game of Thrones came out on the screen.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113595
 19.05.2015
If your sandwich falls black caviar down, then life has succeeded.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №113594
 19.05.2015
told the former worker.
The case was in the 1970s, brought to the USSR a company of youth from African countries, shorter than those, where, according to the knowledge of Soviet people for breakfast, butters with humanity eat and all kinds of tumba-yumba.
They were settled in a camp (pioneer) and in order to enlighten them and their "headquarters" by the Soviet system, somewhere they wrote out a batch of televisions, and put them in general chambers.
The black guys showed a vivid interest in them, ticking their fingers into the screen, and were especially interested in the mechanism of switching programs.
Then it turned out that they saw black and white TVs for the first time in their lives.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №113593
 19.05.2015
A few years of education reforms and falling will not be Progress, but the lantern pillars.

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