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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108849
 02.02.2015
XXX: Hello to everyone!
I want to buy a juicer because I am tired of throwing out apples. Not stored at all. Someone can recommend if you have experience.
YYY: A neighbor in the country made a hydraulic dome. Pleased as an elephant. It presses well. After drying, a dry wave is obtained.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108848
 02.02.2015
I suspect that there is a policy of deterrence when issuing licenses for the purchase of weapons and permits for carrying / storing them: I bought myself injury to shoot, and from the evil uncles to fight off. Permission should have been issued already half a month ago as (according to the law period for issuance of a month). Call the (c) specialist
Q: Can I get permission?
C is the name?
I am... oh.
C is no. Until it is ready. Call in a week.
Q: Can I ask another question?
C: Ask the question.
I: Can you tell the Prosecutor’s Office’s phone number?
A: Here are your papers!! I did not immediately notice. Come to.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №108847
 02.02.2015
16:04, 1 February 2015

Governor of the Luhansk region Gennady Moskal accused the militias of using a psychological weapon – Russian pop music. This is by UNIAN.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108846
 02.02.2015
I want your problems:

<Trener> People, here’s where to take 4 liters... flour?
<Trener> I don’t know how many in kilos.
<Trener> Has done a little to try...

Eat it up! The water is well stored.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108845
 02.02.2015
Since the cucumbers have a nervous system and, unfortunately, nervous activity is completely absent - he is absolutely fit.

Tell me? And if the animal as a result of accidental injury (the horse fell under the train) or disease will also lack nervous activity, then it can be eaten by vegetarians or not?

The cucumbers are not to blame for not having a central nervous system, and this is not an excuse for his wild breakdown for salad!!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108844
 02.02.2015
xxx: the program has released an unclear error with the text - "I will only speak in the presence of my corrector"
yyy: ah, "but there are convincing utilities against you"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108843
 02.02.2015
Bong
I am restrained. The navigator did not go there.

Dzen
And I told you to change your voice to a man’s, don’t trust female storms.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108842
 02.02.2015
Intalent people are incompetent in everything, even in insults.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №108841
 02.02.2015
Something is wrong with this world...

There is a girl standing with me at the stop of a punk-looking girl: a haircut, a piercing in the mouth and ears, the shoes are heavy, in general, like from an incubator. He is stuck in the book, sitting on the backpack, ballet. A grandmother with a hyperactive grandson is announced nearby, it is visible that she is already tired of him, and let all her dissatisfaction break down on the girl. The bus arrives, and from the grandmother and grandson there are only memories and a packet of chips left by the boy. And here’s this punch... stands up, picks up the package and throws it into the garbage, then returning to reading.

And then the woman who stood next to him breathed, "What kind of world is this, where people hide, and punks clean?"

Z is.The girl was reading the gospel.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108840
 02.02.2015
The average pension in Russia in 2015 will grow from 11600 to 12400 rubles, that is, from 355 to 182 US dollars.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108839
 02.02.2015
XXX: Hi, I am not a computer specialist + I am a girl, can you help me understand everything that is written here? (There are no friends of programmers, so do not contact anyone)
There are no girls on the Internet, all men on the Internet

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108838
 02.02.2015
Here are the discussions of the books of Conan Doyle... And if you remember the content? After all, Sherlock Holmes wasn’t a sociopath, as in modern films, and Dr. Watson wasn’t a lumpy character... They were gentlemen, noblest people. Remember at least how they communicated with women. If at least this is an example from them, all these pickup courses’t be needed.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108837
 02.02.2015
Comment to the news "Moscal (Governor of the Luhansk region) told about attempts to influence the security forces with Russian pops"

Annoying Orange:
Rhythm in Stallone
X. to the city.
My bats, they are brides.
X. to the city.
I lose my corner.
X – to a large-caliber
This is real ADHD.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108836
 02.02.2015
>>> First, GMO products do not exist long enough to judge their harm or benefit

"They are still poorly studied". by %@t What is studied? Is the beetle thoroughly explored? Or,, scientists have perfectly studied the most complex biocomposition of kefir? The first genetically modified products, by the way, appeared in the 1980s, and one of them was tobacco. Almost all industrial tobacco is genetically modified. This is known, as well as the fact that the cigarette paper is always added silicate so that the design burns and does not extinguish. But it’s not even about the toxic silicium that a smoker breathes. Not the first century is known what is harmful tobacco - this is just "goodly studied". and what? Though some of the protesters against GMOs have quit smoking, although hundreds of thousands of smokers die from lung cancer each year? Do you know anyone who has gotten sick from eating GMOs?
Leonid Kaganov, from the article "I want to eat genetically modified foods"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108835
 02.02.2015
And then when I got bored I changed the appearance of the bot on top fashion, now it has become a pretty nice guy on a good car, who travels a lot and lives in wealth in his apartment. You know fucking, I don't have such a pressure, fucking, guys can cheat, every 5I give myself a number or ID type call write an atto and walk call right lucky here, and tell a lot about themselves and pleasure (even if not especially ask), and are interested in my life very actively. You can conduct a dialogue on any scheme - to carry a hernia or to be boring, or to sneeze, even to slander - still success is guaranteed almost always. I bite these pigs, they are all here waiting for a prince who will solve all their problems, for this they WANT to be interesting, ready to risk meeting in the blind, to exhibit unprecedented pressure in conversations, to fight for a guy. They are far from stupid and boring fools who do not know how to communicate. They know exactly what they want on this site, and they are cynical mercantile fools. All of. every one.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108834
 02.02.2015
Here is a new generation of "admin":
1: they have a classic of the genre: the backups of the mail server were stored on the mail server.
2nd Moahahaha
The wife’s card was stored on the wife’s card.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108833
 02.02.2015
In the stomach all the food is decomposed into spare parts - amino acids, and then from them are made proteins inherent in a person. And what these amino acids come from is not important. For example - in wheat embedded genes from salmon, this wheat contains animal protein - what a nightmare, you can not eat!!! And what about the butter with red caviar? The chemistry is the same... The harm of GMOs is a scary thing for idiots. Herbicides are more harmful to the order.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108832
 02.02.2015
to this:
Ramiel2009: joke jokes, but I think that years so in 5 really will think that I am 10 years old, not that this is the year of registration account =(

My friend, I understand you very well!
by NIKET 2008.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108831
 02.02.2015
He warmly smiled and put a quote with a rating of 666, so that the next person could get pleasure by putting a quote of "-".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108830
 02.02.2015
Letter to technical support provider. We cry.
"Good day to you!
Today, Google is constantly asking you to enter a captcha, please figure out what suspicious activity"

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