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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108149
 14.01.2015
I am not bringing all men to the apogee.
Hicktown: How is it? In the sense, does the author not remove all men to a point of orbit as far away as possible from the focus?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108148
 14.01.2015
X: I have a basket careful daddy... a fucking, very caring, swarm, in the morning kittens eat, mommy whispers on something black and dead in front of the box, Siborgy sleeps pleased on the table. This sodomyte, blaspheme, catch, blaspheme, puppy, that little... Dog. The Cat. The cat bit the dog. The cats.
X) He cares about the offspring. It’s not a dog, it’s a rat.)
Dude, you don’t know how I wasted. I buried the gift, I don’t know where he put it, but if I burn it, I’ll have a big hairy 3.14. Siba is offended. It goes like that, give the grain.
I was impressed by the cats.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108147
 14.01.2015
"xxx: Why... why does the body not call to run or stretch?
xxx: and only "Lord, let’s go smoke, a""
The news just kills, to be honest.
I’m sure that when you started smoking, your body was against and didn’t like it. If you also started running and pulling through the body’s resistance and did it as often as you smoked, the body would be drawn to it. Habit is a habit. Even if bad, though good. The body pulls and runs and pulls, pulls.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108146
 14.01.2015
Damn, have you seen the outrage on all the forums over the ban? I, of course, knew that the roads were full of p...s, but I did not suspect that there were so many))))))))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108145
 14.01.2015
Tired of reading other people’s stories?
Sell a computer and buy a bicycle!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108144
 14.01.2015
A semester is assigned to the cursor (in especially neglected cases - a month). It is written for 3 days. The diploma is written for a week (in especially advanced cases two), and a year is assigned to it. Here, with the dissertation, the same proportions, only the timeframe is longer.
– – – – –
For the protection of the dissertation, publications, experiments (for technicians), reviews, patents and other labours are needed, the scheme as with the diploma does not run.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108143
 14.01.2015
Yes, I laughed today - I took an arduino, and so it turned out that the rope is not given in the set - it is necessary to buy it. In the messy salons of communication there was not a single loose transitory, and to re-order - lazy. I went to Savelovsky, I approached the first pavilion with radio technology, there is a man, besides him - no soul inside. I say, do you have such? There is, he says. and 100 rubles.
I give him a penny, he pulls out of the printer in the place of the seller, takes the money and runs away.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108142
 14.01.2015
Former head of Vorkuta Igor Spector proposed to dismiss the mayors of cities for poor snow cleaning

Mikhail Antonevich: If the communal workers do not cope, then let the city administration get better: there will be no use and no slower.
Sergio Is: and still work is enriching


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108141
 14.01.2015
xxxh: in my homeland this evening they make cheesecakes with cheese and with guessing elements, such as there with sugar - for a sweet life, with a coin - for money, with a laurel - for fame, etc.)) The Tradition!

With a coin - to visit the dentist

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108140
 14.01.2015
xxx: I look at my car, which was not so long ago for 600 taken, is almost half a lam
So shield, I’m in business class now.
yyy: tax pay for the luxury of the fuck!!)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108139
 14.01.2015
I talked to my colleagues about active rest. I forgot the word fisherman.I only thought: "We were somehow fishing."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108138
 14.01.2015
It’s nice to be surrounded by people with a sense of humor. The situation at work: on the eve of the release, it was discovered that a page of a page on the portal had arrived. No one screams, no psychotics, the boss studying the scale of the disaster sings on the same motive “curved hands have lusted you...”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108137
 14.01.2015
Yyy: This bitch cat is asking something. Her disposal is a house, a healthy sofa, windows with flooring, and this miracle striped of 40 square meters of apartment has chosen to lie a cloth at the door, on which the legs are wiped (

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108136
 14.01.2015
Here you fucked up to the guy whose wife joined the group of erotic underwear.
Maybe she wanted to give him a cowardly male in the form of an elephant, the same where a hobbit for writing. Also erotic too.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108135
 14.01.2015
From the debt:
Can you take your son away from me? He interferes with me.
The child wants to watch the cartoon!
Remove my son, he’ll fall on my head right now.
It is a pity, right? Sit down, Nikita, sit down, look at your aunt (oh, thank you, how nice it is to be aunt at 26 years old!) the multicore.

Especially for similar cases, it is recommended to keep something like the "Black Bible" in the tablet/phone.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108134
 14.01.2015
I work in a women’s team and on the most common question on the first working day of the new year:
How did you rest?
I answered:
I do not know. I did not weigh.
After that, the interlocutor usually lowers his eyes, breathes and changes the subject :-)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108133
 14.01.2015
Hockin Sergey: Oleg, what about it?
Oleg Pavlovich: All is destroyed
Hothkin Sergey: Buddhist of Heroes
Oleg Pavlovich: I am a Buddhist Siseg!! to
Oleg Pavlovich: not the heroes!
Hothkin Sergey: a good comment)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108132
 14.01.2015
I wish death to the justifiers of any kind – he who does not value a person’s life should not live alone.

O great knower of life, who desires death to those who desire death! I think, or is there really a hole here? ))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108131
 14.01.2015
A: Love lives for three years. The hamster lives three years. Buy a hamster at the beginning of a relationship, its death will serve as a reliable indicator.
L: Sho for nonsense about love lives 3 years? I love my friends for 17 years. My brother is 34.
A: So the hamster of your love is a long-lived mutant, cha ;-)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108130
 14.01.2015
After a long period of diarrhea
After all that happened, my ass just has to be invited to the shooting of the fourth part of The Unstoppable.

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