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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107829
 07.01.2015
Q: Is it unfortunate? Do you know what is offensive? This is when the lady was silent all night, and in the morning, looking into the refrigerator, she cried with unfailing enthusiasm: "Oh you! What big eggs!!" = (

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107828
 07.01.2015
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No, it is easier to give a leaf. So is it?
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It is clear that the backbones should be accompanied by the TSU. ZU with backbones is more easily absorbed and remembered further than ZU without backbones.
The ZU without heels is perceived as "bla-bla-bla... did you understand me?" - "yes, momul, of course!"
_correct_ TS come well and without backbones. For example, my aunt lived in a poor neighborhood, and I often visited her. And we liked running with the girls and the boys to play in the garage area. And I was badly asked not to go there, and my legs were tapped... I was 7-8 years old and I honestly didn’t understand why I couldn’t go there.
And then the aunt dug up photos of pedophile victims killed, printed in a crazy yellow newspaper (the case was in the mid-1990s, they were then full of these newspapers). She showed me, simultaneously telling me what exactly they did with them, in what order, and how it happened. Talk about people who are committing such atrocities. She explained that it is most convenient for these people to drive children in deserted places, such as a garage. She did not quarrel, did not intimidate, but simply sat quietly next to me and told me everything.
After that, I was deeply immersed in security technology on the street.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107827
 07.01.2015
Spontaneously and purposelessly used in the refrigerator. I found out that my wife was chewing cheese. "Thank you!“"” I said, “and I cut it up.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107826
 06.01.2015
Midnight Dancer: Breakbit is the music of my heart! * love *
Duke JB: Do you have arithmia?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107825
 06.01.2015
XXX: There is no God.

yyy: what if I find it?

You will find – believe the Jews, they have long sought.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107824
 06.01.2015
From the burning earth
Good afternoon Alexey!
Would you like to know if it is possible to ask for advice on repairing your apartment?
There are many controversial questions, but there is no way you could consult with anyone! So I appeal to you.
Good afternoon Renate!
I wanted to know if it is possible to apply to you for money at your own expense?
There are a lot of important costs, but there is no sponsor like you who could pay for it all. So I appeal to you...


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107823
 06.01.2015
Hitler did not want to destroy all Russians, Jews, Ukrainians, Belarusians as a biological species.
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Fuck, Russians, Jews, Ukrainians and Belarusians have become different biological species... Between them, we must suppose, they do not cross, yes. Who is this fascist?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107822
 06.01.2015
Here’s a fresh piece of literature:
"...I’m talking about Europe, but I’m talking about Spain..."

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107821
 06.01.2015
The husband who visited the birth of his wife, never again in the company of the men says, “Good to them, grandmothers...”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107820
 06.01.2015
UUU
The toys are not mine 😉
I once read a book by Lukyanenko, which he wrote on order as a advertisement for a computer online game. I liked the book, even though it was advertising. I read and decided to play, of course, yeah)))) that is, the advertisement worked)

Well, in general, click to register, there they write - enter your name. I write a tail. I have a name, write another. I think you go)

I have never played)

xxxx
A short and beautiful story of the gamer
I think the best possible.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107819
 06.01.2015
dizel_by: Let us cooler_by tell how his Huawei P7 lives 4 days :)
cooler_by: Live if you turn off the data pedaler
dizel_by: If you turn off, then any phone will live a week :) But why then the phone? Calling the whale?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107818
 06.01.2015
I need $150,000 urgently!! No interest, no commissions, no guarantors! I have a bad credit history, I need to close loans in banks!! to
This is a naive people. They think that if they say URGENT, then immediately there will be a magical solution to their problems.
Do you suck your penis well?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107817
 06.01.2015
I am leaving, corresponding with a girl who remains at home. When I ask if everything is okay, I send a SMS:

"Sitting at home, you will hear the terrible hanging sounds of metal, as if Satan himself is breaking his hell power on the house, seeking to bring it down to the hell of dogs, and in general, this whole wretched world, don't be afraid - a passenger elevator has earned."

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107816
 06.01.2015
During WW2 the first to launch bombing of civilians were the British. They bombed the Germans in full growth since the spring of 1940. The Germans began to respond with bombing only in the autumn of 1940.
So is.
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So what, right? Did Goebbels bite you?

May 14, 1940 - Luftwaffe bombed Rotterdam. The city center is removed from the face of the earth.
On May 15, 1940, the Kiev Armed Forces launched a small retaliatory strike in the Ruhr region. Bombers capable of flying to Rour and back are still very few.
July 10, 1940 - Luftwaffe begins the attacks of naval convoys in La Manche. There are also attacks on ports.
August 1 – The Germans realize that something is missing and begin to prepare for mass bombing.
August 13 - Day of the Eagle, mass bombing of British airfields begins.
August 25 - Several German bombers fall off course and mistakenly attack the outskirts of London.
August 26 – Kiev bombs Berlin in response.
September 7 – Bombardment of British airfields and military facilities is ineffective. Luftwaffe begins the "London flash". German bombs were dropped on London for 57 nights.

Well, this is called "the bombing of the Germans in full rise"?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107815
 06.01.2015
Children in restaurants. I remembered a vulgar joke:

A soldier is on a train and carries a bag of sweaters with him, along with him in the coupe is a woman with a child. The child is constantly screaming, climbing where it is not necessary, but the soldier is patient.

The child’s mother can’t stand it and says:

You would scream at him, or scare him, or he would not stop.

The Soldier:
Your mother, or I’ll beat you.

“Well, what do you say, you would say, ‘I’ll hide it in my bag...’

To whom is he in my bag so that I can sweat?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107814
 06.01.2015
What do you know about objectivation? In most games, the man is the moving part for the shotgun.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107813
 06.01.2015
Opolion: However, black people were no different from the local, non-black Soviet citizens, who were brutally exterminated during Stalin’s pogroms.
All Soviet blacks were exterminated during Stalin’s pogroms, and I think – why didn’t we have blacks?
Intertwined Silo: In the 1960s
Evgeni1010: It is true! Everybody was destroyed by Lawrence. This is xenophobia and...
South Ural: The name of this vaccanaly remains to choose!Negrocide or Blackmore


[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107812
 06.01.2015
Fater: He lived in Germany, When the Germans were sober—typical Democrats, and drunk—the fascists were fascists.
Stanislav A: they are so fun to rest on the beaches: they wear the same t-shirts and baseball socks, take a snaps on the chest and march on the shore and sing choir songs. ))) When I first saw it, I thought a team of scouts had eaten.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107811
 06.01.2015
Hearing the end of the dialogue of the girl (d) with the guy (p):
D: What people went, whom do not spit everyone is offended.
Q: And it is true, why suddenly.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107810
 06.01.2015
For the Japanese, as far as I know, bringing problems with their behavior to the people around them is considered extremely impolite. Mentality is so.
= is
As far as I know, bringing people into trouble with their behavior is considered inappropriate simply in a normal society. For example, the English say that a polite person is one who does not cause trouble to others. So the mentality is not that of the Japanese, but of educated people regardless of the name of the country.

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