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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105829
 23.11.2014
In early 2009, the Russian magazine "Finances" initiated an experiment. In front of the circus monkey placed 30 cubes with the names of companies placing shares on the stock exchange. She selected 8 cubic shares, and from these shares a investment portfolio was formed. At the end of the year, this portfolio showed higher returns than the investments of 94% of Russian collective managers.
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Apparently 6% of investment banks are using monkeys.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105828
 23.11.2014
3-3.5A is ~700-800W ...The most optimal repair will be replacing ERPA with a new (fresh), but it is crazyly expensive, up to 200 rubles. Easier to download free.
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And now look at any "packers" in the shields. 6 to 10 nominations. That is, if the normal current at work is 0.36A (at a load of 80 W), then we get that the protector should tear the line at currents of 2.5 - 3.5 A. So everything is normal. Go and learn electricity.
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Your consciousness is obscured only by the teachings of Master Om. It is incomplete for this case. Because there is an impulse component in this converter. It is not in vain that the Chinese resistor is put, because the current of the trigger when turned on it limits it, does not allow the diodes entering the dark side of the electrical force to leave. If the gungana of this resistor changes the wire, then this gungana is subject to expulsion from the tribe. The diodes on the dark side of the electric force of destruction bring into harmony the converter, the fires ruthless and human sacrifices.
Toughened Words "Packaging" Application. The word this on the light side means only "switch". He does not have a security function.
Teaching the basics of physics, electrics, electronics and repair is your duty, yuni padavan. And also electric safety rules that the blood of the wicked gongs are written on their burial bingo.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №105827
 23.11.2014
insulted
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Let us oblige all drivers to drive at speeds not exceeding 10 km/h.
A person with red flags in front of the car.
CHO is? Do not like? So go to us, with your "walker’s jacket"! Ride at night, observe the city speed regime.
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When the penalty was raised for the unwrapped seat belt, I was squeezed. I’ve been stuck all my life because I know a lot about it.
When I introduced the compulsory ride with my neighbor, I was boasted. I’ve always driven with the light because I can see further, it’s safer.
When you started bowing for xenon and toning... well, you understood.

And when I was obliged to mark myself with catapots at night outside the towns, I just checked that the light-returning vest I had in the emergency set. And clothes for active rest I try to take light and with catfots. And in case I suddenly find myself outside the city at night in a suit or coat, I’ll probably be very happy if I’m taken by the police patrol))).

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105826
 23.11.2014
And again with the same programmer.

1st Moles and kg with a constant composition are directly proportional.

2nd Some Orthodox priests make an oath of unmarriage, and some do not. Guglim "white" and "black" priesthood.

Flickerers were obliged to wear outside the city. If you in the evening dress pulled out of the city - put a flicker bracelet in your bag.

All cats and cats. AW

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105825
 23.11.2014
The "response to":
1>> Help find the clip as described, very needed
The video is sometimes streamed on MTV/MTV Hits. A group of teenagers (girls and boys) came to some island to have fun. One of them plays guitar. One of the girls remembered lying on a palm for a coconut. Please name the track.

2>> "Chongqing"?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105824
 23.11.2014
Why do you live this way?
to this:

> Walking past the underwear store "Love yourself", I thought about the brand of family underwear stores "This cat".
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If you call (or think of calling) your boyfriend/lover/husband “this goat” – I have bad news for you. You are probably a goat.
= is
A man named Homer announced...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105823
 23.11.2014
I took the bribe! It happened in the misery.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №105822
 23.11.2014
The older people remember popular in the early 90s sets of women's trousers "Week". Seven pairs with the name of the day of the week in English "in the lumbar area": Sunday, Monday, etc.

Introductory note two: The student dormitory of the physfak of the University of Petersburg (then LGU) had a block structure. From the common corridor, the door did not lead to the room, but to a small entrance, where the doors of two rooms, as well as the toilet and the shower, came out. This is a two-bedroom apartment, except without a kitchen.

The story itself.
In one of the rooms of the block lived three first-class girls, girls-children. And in the other two "old" five students.
And they were very upset that the places of common use were forever hanged with rows of girl's underwear, among which the same "weeks" stood out. Repeated proposals to arrange a dryer in their room were rejected because "and we have no room."
One beautiful morning, the girls discovered that all the ropes in the corridor were completely hanged by the men's truffles of the model "Chob-knees-also-not-frosty" on which the flommaster was crumbed: January, February, March...

The dryer was moved to the room the same day.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105821
 23.11.2014
Late in the evening in the dark street:
Oh man! Phone, smartphone, player, chase what is faster, - asks the passing three guys.
A man with a gun:
The best gadget at night is a gun.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105820
 23.11.2014
If you in the evening dress pulled out of the city - put a flicker bracelet in your bag.
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I would in her place in such arrangements better put a pepper barrel in a bag.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105819
 23.11.2014
Today I met in the pool with my dear friend. We were so whispering and hugging in the water that the rescue rushed — thought that one of us was drowning))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105818
 23.11.2014
I was sitting on a dailap, I know what to expect.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105817
 23.11.2014
I thought I was a sommelier, and today they said I was just an alchemy.and ((

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105816
 23.11.2014
The evil spirit is over the planet.
Making the world a grey dull cube
He takes away children.
by Fuck

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105815
 23.11.2014
"In the world of animals"

Cobra you know, but this is a dwarf South African cobra.
Nikolai Ivanovich Drozdov (with enthusiasm): Oh, what a lump...

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105814
 23.11.2014
Children born within the first year or two after entering a new, newly hired multi-storey house do not react to the perforator. Apparently, they believe that it is as an integral part of the surrounding world as the sickness.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105813
 23.11.2014
In the Irkutsk region on the track there is a café-sauna-mini-hotel under a promising name - "Far from Wives"!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105812
 22.11.2014
My wife is a designer, working all day. Here I gave: it seems that at night I lead a more active lifestyle, I would like to sleep.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105811
 22.11.2014
I add :

Eat them yourself. Do you know why they are so cheap? Answer: Because nobody takes it. And why not take - it is you will remember how many tons and mega-quarters of spent nuclear fuel was thrown on unfortunate Serbia by the Americans.
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I didn’t get polished, I measured with a dosimeter. All is OK. In the formation of the price, in our world, quality is not involved in the first place.
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Serbian apples are cheap, because they are duty-free. Before you scratch your eyes and scare you on the topic read at least something, the first commentator. Or can’t you?
Somewhere in the Middle Ages.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105810
 22.11.2014
Something cats refuse to eat the food I bought them yesterday.
YYY: What is the food? Have you read its composition?
xxx: Yes composition as composition, selective pieces of young lamb in exquisite sauce...
Yes, it is banal...

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