Bronzen: There was a guy in his friends, he solved all the issues with the help of a decimal. Either to marry or not. Dys showed two zeros, the guy married, two years later left with his naked ass. It’s all about interpretation!

I asked you for your birthday.
Not a house for a doll, but a tablet.
I have four dolls.
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Comments on the hub for the "index of state of affairs in the country" chart:
xxx: I love when the charts do not have axes signed. Such a space for imagination.
WOW: Here the index itself is unclear what the function is.

From the Forum:

xxx please help me.
Today is 4 day of "attack", but not a gram is gone. I am 31, weighing 80 kg. It should be calculated in 6 days. I lost 2 kg, but...

yyy: Try to eat less salt, 9 grams holds a kilogram of water.

XXX: Thanks for the reply, I’ve already done it. I was pregnant in the fourth month ?

This is:

Sometimes lately there have been a lot of ur-optimists who believe that you can find good in everything. To put it gently, you have stumbled.

When your pocket burns on fireworks, then rejoice and thank the sky that you do not have a powder cellar in your pocket.
When poor relatives come to you in the country, they are not pale, but gloriously crying, "It is good that these are not city people!"
When your finger gets a slide, rejoice: “Well, it’s not in the eye!”
If your wife has changed you, rejoice that she has changed you, not your homeland.
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov "Life is Beautiful (Trying to Suicide)"
- "You have not even hit Chekhov? Do you have any other favorite authors? andquot;

From Harb, post about smart toilets.

xxx: and they solved the main problem - the rushes when you sit on the big?
yyy: Throw a piece of toilet paper into the toilet before you sit on it and do what you intend.
xxx: In the context of the post I want something more technological :)
zzz: Throw away a piece of the e-book.

The Eurovision campaign has caused cognitive dissonance in everyone. And I think so. Whatever it was, but it sang really well, to be objective. This could be noticed if you distract yourself from the beard and thoughts of the type "and does he have a cock?"

You know, men, if you have the only remaining symbol of masculinity – your beard, then I sincerely regret you.

As a signature: still bearded, calm, not expired sisadmin.

Nikolai Shelepov

The Lightning!! Donetsk intellectuals went to write a letter to the UN, but after the first phrase “Hule you fucking...” the document was postponed in the pocket of the trinkers, and the guys again ran to chase the Hunt who had arrived.

The RPC is concerned about the winning of the Tarsveti at Eurovision.

Now the classic:
In his youth, Ostap earned by showing a thick monk with his breasts at the Kherson Fair, giving him a bearded woman.

And in general, these are the same men who refused to have relationships with women wearing black dresses on the floor.

Nintendo has apologized for the lack of homosexuals in the game-simulator Tomodachi Life. The reason for this was the appeal of the 23-year-old American, who stated that he could not find a pair in the game.

So, in the light of bearded women, clarify and remember the terminology:

Trans, or transgender, is a person who has changed gender. If he puts in the breasts, drinks the hormones from his beard, but the hiccups cut off for himself – this is called pre-op trans (pre-operative), and it’s not a real trans, not a male yet.

A transvestite is a man who wears female clothes in everyday life, all the time or often.

Travesti is a man in female clothes on stage, who is normal for the rest of the time.

A gay is a man who has sex with other men, and only with them. Freddie Mercury and Elton John.

PIDORAS is a member of the Government of the Russian Federation, also a high-ranking regional official.

Please do not confuse these terms, or the bearded women on the stage are offensive.

Lexxey
Once, two - Freddy will take you, three, four - lock the door in the apartment, five, six - Freddy wants to eat you all, seven, eight - Freddy will come to you without asking, nine, ten - never sleep children...

Daria is
I have a nightmare.

Lexxey
The main thing is not to fly away from this nightmare.

Daria is
Don’t worry, the night with the abajur :)

‏vibe_crc: I still think of printing a few status icons from Skype and wearing them in the morning. Free for chat, do not disturb, occupied. Away
Slo64: You can just wear the invisible all day.

Girls, this is not an arithmetic, two with the first size will not replace one with the second.

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Do not say. Two with the first size clean up twice as fast as one with the second. They can also tap the boards.
And for one and a third, you’ll do it all yourself like a fool.

This Pidara:

Well, here’s a generation growing up who didn’t know about Farrukh Bulsar and his group “The Passive Pedic.”

The great Freddy was gay, and the pidaras in this situation is you.

Those with whom I spoke yesterday can explain why I was dressed and won Eurovision?

I also used to think that 1 size is mimimi, convenient, fit in the palm. And then they grew up to the third and I finally have a breast!

My mother-in-law is a mathematician, recently retired and engaged in daywork. The stickers on the banks are delightful. "Malin 35% + shrimp 65%", or "Landmark 60% + raspberry 40%". Banks with salad I have not read yet, but I seem to have seen the sign of the natural logarithm O_o there.

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