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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107609
 01.01.2015
Review of the game laptop:
A gaming laptop is like a front-wheel drive SUV, or a mansion with courtyard amenities.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107608
 01.01.2015
and sad:

Someone, give me back my childhood, Santa and a fun mood.

Your childhood has gone nowhere. You understand, when you are an adult, you create your own holiday, mood, and you are Santa Claus yourself.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107607
 01.01.2015
We were all forgotten again. The one whose name cannot be pronounced out loud, has been late with his speech for an hour! The holiday of Kamchatka! I am

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107606
 01.01.2015
A little morning poetry.
Department of Construction from its office:
"And from our window the dawn of light is visible!!and "
Economists from their office:
"And from our window Lenin Square is visible!!! to
My colleague in the throat.
"And from our window you can see the NEVEWEN KRAN!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107605
 01.01.2015
Manager: Well, because it is lunch, 30th and you have to drink champagne and eat a mandarine...And you don’t need the calendar quarters for the New Year?
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We have a 31st worker in the country, if anything.
They have eaten a mandarine almost since November, and then they say that the small business in this country does not shine anything, even if it is half-broken.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107604
 01.01.2015
XXX: Is it a celebration?
Yyy: want to sleep and not work, it is considered a holiday?
xxx: and
Eeee, then it feels

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №107603
 01.01.2015
Wife and Teisha - sunrise somewhere in the Alps...
Question: What number, until these two suckles, that we are not bored without them?
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So what... are you, the sweaters, still married? Related to Divorce, are you afraid to catch a rock, saliva? Then struggle until death, and do not stumble.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107602
 01.01.2015
In the cinema on the view of the Hobbit, the scene of Turin in the hall with the golden floor...
Wife:"They poured a beautiful sticker..."

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №107601
 01.01.2015
Someone, give me back my childhood, Santa and a fun mood.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107600
 01.01.2015
Dolboye, explain me why, in your opinion, a holiday is to gather a crowd of people at 15 in a two-bedroom apartment, to wrinkle music on the whole coil in one room, and to gather yourself with a pit in another, to close the door to the room where music (because it prevents the shit) and run every 10 minutes to smoke in the entrance?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №107599
 01.01.2015
Olivia, is this Olivia? as it does not, a little, at a time, for one and a half potatoes, for one small cucumbers, it still gets - TAZIK...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107598
 01.01.2015
As you meet the new year, you will spend it.
Sleepless and with a broken daily cycle.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107597
 01.01.2015
to this:
There are people in the subway who go on a shering, and still barely move their legs.
It is necessary to make distinctions, similar to buses on the roads, for sharp passengers. And for violation to punish with a pinch under the ass.
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Also angry, but not in the subway, but in different centres in their city (we do not have the subway). I remembered - the first time when I came to Moscow for a 3-month internship, in the first days I was surprised that on the escalators in the subway people stand on the right, skipping on the left side of the more hasty (thought, well, to run on the escalator, what will decide some 1.5-2 minutes?) Weeks after 3 stays in Msk, found himself among the most running on the left side of the escalator.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107596
 01.01.2015
I went to the neighbor now. They ordered the son of Santa Claus.

In short, he gives the child a gift to read a verse.

What should I say to Santa Claus?
Vodka in the kitchen.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107595
 01.01.2015
“Oh, New Year,” I thought today, “it’s time to clean the hard and reinstall the Wind!”
Forever Aloe, Happy New Year to us! ^ ^ ^

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107594
 31.12.2014
Comment on the news: "Internet Explorer will be replaced by the browser Spartan"

majestic7: SpartaN - CHAMPION))))))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №107593
 31.12.2014
and ZZZ:
>>> Particularly the relatives and the neglected strangled. Take the boy, he knows everything in the computer, and then it turns out that he can only install tanks and what a friend taught him. Do you teach the rest?

Chel, I’ll make a decision. I was like going through these messes with good boys and girls, from my mom, aunt and their acquaintances, I didn’t know where to go. They have the eyes of a shrek cat, they do it all. He burned a couple of times.
Now that I’m told how much I need that smart boy or smart girl, I ask, what do they have in possession?
The eyes are immediately opened. What? Why Why?
Well, I explain, the goods I have are expensive, cheaper than a hundred, right? For the staff, the staff pays. If they can’t get it back, what property can I get?
All, no more questions.
Per everybody thinks of me as a handdoon, but it is better to run away than to squeeze behind these protectors.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107592
 31.12.2014
I went to the store.

You are officers. It’s not New Year’s Eve, it’s Pompeii’s last day.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107591
 31.12.2014
LeRed: the subwoofer stands on the window. There was a cat above.
LeRed: I am breaking up, whether to take a nice photo of a cat on the backdrop of trees in the outside, whether to turn on the rammstein at full volume.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107590
 31.12.2014
XXX: Supostat is such a thermostat for cooking soup.
I just thought so when I was a child.
Yyy: Ah, found the ancestor of modern multivarka.

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