The case was 10 years ago, I just bought my first car - the "eight". I went to skate with my brother and his girlfriend. But apparently when B.G. gave grace, I stood in a line behind the chopsticks. The result - after another fall on the knees, the right knee began to relentlessly squeeze and swell. My brother and his girlfriend dragged me to the car, where I decided to drive in the trauma myself, because the swollen knee did not hinder the pedal. We drove, we arrived. In the evening, light snow, there was a snow-white BMW with half-down glasses and a couple of smokers inside. I park next door, brother and girl out through the passenger door, open my own and pull me under my arms, because I could not walk at all... The look of people from BMW I can still not forget)))))

XXX: I’m actually so upset that PSG, I’m so excited.
YYY : OO
YYY: Fooled at work by sorting? OO
XXX: This is not a small thing, in comparison
XXX: Picture with oil:
xxx: I’m on a corporate bus, I’m sitting and reading Remark, but the bus is driving and it’s shaking more than usual. Thus e. It is impossible to read
Okay, I’m cleaning up the book. I think I will tick.
XXX: I look at the side, next to me sits a very cute girl. He reads on the phone. I don’t think about it long while I’m sitting on my phone :D
At some point in my head is already a mess from what I have read, and I ask the question, and what I am actually reading in general, is a fantasy or a historical novel.
xxx: She looks at me so surprised and publishes "This is Russian fantasy". And here the most action begins.
At this moment the driver opens the door, I understand that I have come and everyone who needs to have gone out, I explode through the entire bus and run out, without even saying goodbye or asking her name.
xxx: Impressions are probably that the pzddz of the girl, the guy sits on the phone and then asks what he is reading, and then breaks down and runs away in horror :D
xxx: I only realized in 5 minutes that I was surprised, rubbed all the way :D
This is Russian fantasy.
YYY: What reaction was she waiting for?

Damn about pregnancy:
Toxicity is not like the brain. The same brain as that of men and that of women, yes. Women’s behavior is influenced by hormones. It is a beautiful state when in 15 minutes the hatred of all living things in you is replaced with love, then fear, then pity, bites of conscience, tenderness - and so on 5 for these damn 15 minutes. And it is not controlled. It's hard to hold yourself in the hands of the koga, everything is angry and everything is against you, and in a minute everything is fine. Pregnancy is a stress for the body, hormones are difficult to control. And the men who say that all shit, shit. If you decide to have a child with your wife, try to help and support her, not to condemn.

> I will never forget how I was driving in Odessa Tradeway
> a fat woman stands in the door, around a lot of people
> thin woman tries to slip through her, fails
> "woman, well you’ve gotten up to the very pass! You have to do some maneuvering!"

A few years ago, a Canadian minister proudly stated that Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen.
Saint Nicholas is a native of the present-day Turkey. Half Greek and Half Asian.
textliner:Gastarbyter is probably.

I ask the believer:
Where are the keys?
In my pocket! He sits on, and paws.
I went in jeans. On the left is the road, on the right is the small. In the back left - passport and pass, in the back right - phone and card.
Okay, I lay in the jacket.
On the left - gloves, on the right - a hat. Inside is paper money.
I look at the jacket carefully and find two more pockets. On lightning, behind the usual sideways.
On the right - a multi-foot, with a bunch of figovins, a screwdriver and a lighter.
On the left is Yoyo. The keys! Separate from the car, from work, from home.
Did I think he could do without a bag?

Why did you take that the grey matter is grey in both the alcoholist and the academic? The signs of degradation are visible with the naked eye. And not so gray, and not so dense, and not so thick...I always have thousands of students – "this is what alcohol does to your brains!" Nifiga doesn’t help. Drinking and smoking, doctors.

aaa: My brother said with sympathy when some failure happened to me, “Well, it happens.” And after a few seconds, he began to whisper and bullyed, adding, “But only with you, fuck.”

and boring:

Leave your comments on this site!!Fuck the honest word.

and...

Dear man, what have you forgotten? He commented on the comments and did not even add an anecdote at the end. You go, run in this direction ahead of everyone, lead, so to speak.

I will go out of this country! Santa for an hour is more expensive than a snowflake for a night.

He lay quietly over the weekend, doing nothing. Remove dust from the furniture. He walked on the streak, failed to run, fell, stunned himself heavily and removed the door of the closet. Conclusion: lie down, do not hold on, because no one has ever pressed the couch.

I went to a psychiatrist (p.
Q: Answer without thinking. How many days in the year?
I am 365!
Q: Wrong, you should have said 365 or 366. What is more of an excess of objects: a drawer, a bench, a carpenter?
I: a sub-working man (thinking that he is male and the rest is female).
Q: It is wrong! She is lonely, she is lonely. What is more important: the nose, the eyes or the eyebrows?
I: the nose (because it is one and the rest are pairs).
Q: It is wrong! Excessive - eyebrows, because they are not organs!
The medical examination signed. I now understand nothing at all.

The New Year:

xxx: I will never forget - the night from 31 on the 1st, I am standing next to the fur, and next to it lies a drunk in the meat bullshit and falls the snow with such large flakes on his face... and does not melt!!!)))) And I felt so thirsty...as if I was alone in all the white light))))

Oh well Van! Look what clowns, the fools have the Maidan again... They are all like fools, painted... They are all like monkeys. And those three, Ivan, on the go, each drug addict. And that boxer, look, Ivan...also drunk! “You, Zin, the boxer would not be touched, no matter what he is, but will be the mayor. He is still alive and still alive. When fools rush to power, somebody’s probably out of hand. Oh well Van! Have you seen a rabbit? Should he hold a microphone? He is an alcoholic, but he is not an alcoholic. Apparently, Ivan is right again, and this rabbit is a drug addict. They are given tea, such a... fool... in the brains of fog. Probably, the Maidan was arranged for monkeys, or for those who are addicts...You are right, Ivan!

We live together with our wife. She, like any woman in my opinion and taste, is very attentive to her appearance. Therefore, in the bathroom we have all shelves and cabinets fitted with creams, shampoos, balsams, etc. Recently obtained soap-shredder (in soap a small kind of unknown hard crumb). Since then, there have been two soaps in the soap machine: normal and abnormal.
Today, sitting at work in front of the computer, I went to the bath late at night. I turn on the shower, stand, think of high matters, slowly fall asleep. Parallel to this, I stretch my hand to the soap machine, grab the first soap and start washing the causal spot... Now I know from my own experience the meaning of the phrase “wiping my ass with a sling,” but it’s even worse.
P.S His wife roasted long and with tears. I promised to hide this hell away.

The creators of the famous Kerch bridge and the Crimean nuclear power plants took up the creation of a payment card system.

Discuss the time machete in "Harry Potter":

xxx: And what if you move the machete for a second, then you will be stuck in yourself, because a second ago you stood in place and did not leave, respectively you and another you were stuck in each other (imagine this as stuck in the texture)
My friend has died

Satellite1957: Fighting with monuments is easy, they do not shoot in response.
Stroka07: as the events in Donbass showed, a couple of monuments managed to fire in response. IS-3 and T-34
A monument to Lenin in Kharkiv was persistently beaten, 4 people were injured

A woman’s brain is the same as a man’s. If this is not the case, please eatkneck these "equal rights".
If a person has gray matter in his head, conscience and education, then no intoxication and no hormones will change his "sufficiency." The brakes may shake up or the subconscious desires may unfold, the limit of their weakness may shift. With severe poisoning, perception is already disrupted, cognitive functions are inhibited and simplified. But a man will never say or do what he did not want in principle. And the consequences of these actions will not cease to understand. He may not care about them.
This is what I do - stop dropping into toxicosis what you previously just masked in yourself.

Friend, and you are with a hammer or a temperature of 38 also cheerful, cheerful and the soul of the company? No, I am not a woman. The Doctor. They are married, unlike...

She was in visits with her parents, they annoyed to tell how they bought coffee, and the taste is no different from the usual. I wonder what "Earth" is. Showing the packaging.
It turns out, ground coffee - hammered to be...

<TheNehh> When searching for files in Windows XP, in the lower left corner a little dog leaves a book. It leaves it from left to right, symbolizing, apparently, the depth of the idiotism of the whole system.
<Angelofnet> TheNehh: So the dog... It doesn’t matter where to go.