Do you have strange things?
and yes. Sometimes I hear voices.
And what do they say?
- Well, for example, now one voice said: "And what are they saying?"

X: It is even more difficult than with girls to choose a decent cat
Of course, the cat must be loved.
You can’t fuck him.
Loving and not fucking is very difficult :)

It is a collective brain.
Tell me.
Married for three years. Every year on different days, but always in the summer, the husband gathers a company of strictly defined people. And one childhood friend does not enter there, another enters, and with another man he does not communicate outside of this event. They sit, drink and talk. They drink strangely: somebody calls a name and everyone throws over a drink, not choking, like at a daytime. It looks like a meeting of fellow servants who served together in hot spots, but the husband did not serve 100%!
At the questions the husband says 'just company', one friend is silent, the other (man-truthful) directly said: 'I have no right to talk to you about this, torture your husband, may tell you.
What can connect them? The husband was not interested in extreme hobbies, he did not serve in the army, he met these people at different times. Tradition is five to seven years old.
Club of anonymous maniacs.

Do you want a doll or a submissive wise woman - prepare for what you will have to provide". You want an equal partner - well, you will have to respect him, take into account his opinion, not "I am the master and decide, and you, grandmother, know your place".

You need it all in one bottle. That and earned, and at home fully served you, and the upbringing of children fully taken over, and not drink, when you do not perform your duties. You have rights and you have duties.)

You have already been told that the male duty is to go to the army and retire later. The rest are women :)
A, no, still get swollen to a heart attack at 55 - so a man.

The issue of gender stereotypes. A friend's trial with his brother in the division of the inherited apartment lasted three years - when the lying grandmother had to be cared for, it was called "not a man's business - pots to be carried out", and when the living space was released, "you will still pump yourself, and I must!" On the offer to learn to either carry pots or suck a brother (an adult uncle for thirty) was deeply and sincerely offended.

I am a functional. I feel great. It’s you from objects so annoying.

No one requires you to earn as much as men. It requires you to make money for your needs. Do you know what was meant in a peasant house by a farm that lay on a woman? This is all life + a bunch of children + cooking / cleaning and so on.
A man had to protect the house and work in the field. If you want to live like a nobleman, take care of your survivor.

The reasonable question arises: and you me then why?
I make money for my needs and the needs of the child, I deal with the household, no one attacks me to protect me.
Men can’t understand that everything that worked 100 years ago is no longer working in the modern world. Most women can perfectly provide themselves, they can perfectly buy both an apartment and a car, and they do not strive to make great money for their needs and hang themselves on the neck of a man. After working an 8-hour working day, come home through traffic jams, get stuck in the store, drag home, cook dinner, work with the children, and in the apartment to order and cleanliness, after all, and sex with a coin to raise, and you also need to make sure that the figure and the face were at the level, that is. In this order you need to fit the fitness and cosmetologist, and the man in the best case brings the salary and not all, because he also has his interests.

Well, comrade, I’m better alone

Your husband is not your property, remember. He has territories that are inaccessible to you. Relax, shut up and forget. Wash your mouth with a decoction of rosemary. Otherwise, you will soon become a divorce - and by merit.
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You are bombarded, you are sick. Here is the answer to such a hypothetical situation. Once a year your wife disappears for two weeks - carefully on vacation. Returns whole, but with small bleaches. He didn’t say under any sauce. No questions will arise directly?

He is not interested. He does not see himself in this.

She is fucking interested. Since childhood, she has seen herself as a barber, a toilet washer and a wiper of children's asses. Who do you want to be when you grow up? Astronaut, scientist, politician or engineer? Pfff, no, I want to wash the pot. Although it is generally educated, yes. End up grown up in sovka aunts and MB will give you a generation of girls purely for service and beauty.

Three times:

It is stressed that when we have a child in divorce always takes the mother.

Look at the statistics. When a father fights for the right to have children, they are awarded more often than the mother who fights with him. Just fathers are usually only happy to swing at sunset, and the offspring to leave the mother.

Humor dispersed

Let’s go to Senegal, let’s read Cant?
I seem to have taken everything with me. I forgot the glass.

In Peru, a cat was arrested for the owner's debts

In Perm, a local resident's cat was arrested for failing to pay the debt. The amount of debt is 120,000. The debtor himself did not rush to pay it. When he came home, he saw a cat named Archibald and estimated it at one and a half thousand.

The next day, Permake returned the debt and admitted that he was not ready to break up with his favorite.

The husband today says, “Let’s go to the harbour. I was so delighted: the sea, sunset, romance... And he: I have to hunt water Pokémon there.

Wheat flour is made from a plant called pšenica. Manca of the Manna of Heaven, obviously. A pearl of pearls. It is terrible to imagine what the artwork is made of.

HH: Where are you going?
Don’t worry about it in the morning :D
The morning is not good.
YYY: So what happened or did you just miss it? 07:52 - I am not so early (for the future)
Your office is open, but you are not.
They are cleaners. They work in the morning with administrators and programmers. In the morning, if you come early, you can ask them to do something – they do much faster than we do. and more qualitative

X. What kind of person are you? Boring, burdensome... Everything is planned in advance. It looks like Hippolyte from the "Ironia of Fate". The grief is consistent. Have you ever done anything crazy or irrational in your life?
Y. Nuow, I once mixed "Fanta" with "Pepsi".

aaa: Should you throw fish in the LSD fritter?
You open your mouth to eat the third, say, shrimp, and it says to you in a human voice: "I was a professor of philosophy at the University of Krevetok before, and now this is what has come." A calmar to you from the plate: “And my grandfather Ktolhu saw it.”

It was:

Ugh, it reminds me of a shaved scrotum. Therefore, usually sphincts are not liked by men (those who do not tend to touch other people's trumps), but they are popular among single aunts.

This is the "expert" Sphinx on the touch is much warmer than the above-mentioned scrotum. The body temperature is higher, and using this logic, women warm their hands on the sphincters, as they are more likely to be cold.

An old joke: women at work talked about husbands, the conversation turned to the temperature of eggs. One says "in my warm", the other too. Third " and I don’t know". The next day he comes with a finch. She asked her husband why other men have warm eggs and he has cold eggs.

xxx: To me here our "collega" wrote - to prohibit access to mail for Medenko Viktor (not to be confused with Medenko Maria Viktorovna)
Xxx: I ask him - What is his login in the mail?
XX: Do you know what he said to me?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY =)
xxx: "Maybe he had no mail"
YYY: Answer him - Maybe I banned him from accessing...
Xxx =)))

The supermarket is almost empty, but it is worth weighing. I approach and it immediately becomes clear what the matter is - "Selpo" has changed the interface of the weights. Now the buyer is asked in the search line to enter the name of the product instead of choosing one from the long list, as it was before. While the girl is unsuccessfully beating over her "bowling", the confusion in the turn grows, and I am heading to other weights, which have only one male - maybe he has vegetables easier. But no, his shortcuts are not on the list of results either. I decided to help him with advice, and I said, “Maybe it’s a potato? Try it.” It worked, something knocked me into the outlet (this was gratitude or outrage I did not understand), he goes to the box office.



By gathering statistics on queries, the supermarket has the ability to enrich the dictionary and force the app to recognize and correct minor common errors, but I would prefer another way – let the app with an electronic voice offend the buyer: “Bonan? seriously? Are you really dumb?“”