From Tabu:

xxx: Maybe to go back to the radio business... to buy parts and tie up some unknown unnecessary stuff...
xxx: Plus there is a memory card Memory Stick Pro Duo without a body, and where to go - I don't know.
Make an amulet.
xxx: + 2 GB to memory? :D

From the php textbook: "time of completion of the endless cycle – half a minute"
Now I know what infinity is.

Today P. Poroshenko was stuck for a strange occupation. His cortex stopped in front of the lighthouse.

In the evening, everybody is already drunk. The girls sit and listen to music and sing, while the boys try to melt the bath. And there is one of them: boys! They started singing Lepsa, this is the last line!

This is the window I often see after leaving the game. (It only appeared once when the screenshot was taken. It is usually closed):
[Link to the screenshot with the Origin'a broadcast included]
What is it, how to turn it off, why "translation" disappeared from Origin"s settings and who turned this shit on? I do not need it. I want to turn off.

YYY: That is the same shit.

Zzzz: Do you think they are watching you?

XXX: And my bread from the bakery began to disappear.

"This is a country of dissatisfied by definition. People are born with an acid mine on their face. In summer, s..a, hot, in winter, b...y, cold, always everything is not the same.

Sergey Shnurov

and Twitter:

Nigerian footballer Peter Odemwingi has denied the presence of a staff wizard in the national team. "We work with freelancers", - emphasized the forward.

Why is it forbidden to deny the facts of the Second World War, and to deny the fact of the victory of the Cromanyons over the Neanderthals is not simply permitted, but is recommended by the church and REN-TV?

Is it possible to fly faster than the speed of light?
Y: It is quite possible and there is a theoretical basis for this. The question is, is it needed? I think that is the most important question.
Z: It would be interesting to fly. Then they would say, look, this is the guy who fucked a Martian. Although, how lucky they might be to say, look, this guy was fucked by a Martian. These interstellar flights are dangerous.

by Abraham Taliban
Russia cannot play football.
Anton Soshnev
Ibrahim does not know how to write football.

Requirements of Brazilian footballers:
French footballers failed to find a common language with hard soap

Did you take it, or did you take it?

My acquaintance, a small and careless man under the age of 65, told a story.
At the end of the 90s, the rise of hooliganism and banditism, it is scary to go out on the street, and even more so in the evening. Our hero, being slightly sluggish, returns home late in the evening on foot. So it turned out that he was met by a company of strong and burdensome copters. Their eyes burned: have fun! Escape late, and they will catch up and break anyway. The resuscitation really fainted... The brain worked feverishly, and suddenly the idea came...
He took a quick step, almost a run, went straight to the hustlers and cried loudly:
The men! How glad I met you! Help my grandmother to hide her body.
Gopniki with the words: “You went to the h*j!” They fled from him in all directions, and the man came home whole and unharmed.

The wife calls her husband:
Did you touch the navigator in the car?
I looked at the distance between Moscow and Yaroslavl.
Thanks to you, Vadik! I am in Yaroslavl.

If someone is stressing you, feed them. If not, try it yourself. Not for laughter, just good advice and no diets except balanced moderate nutrition. : *

The case was in the first class.
I go to the summer session in the subway for the Chinese exam.
Oh, and you remember, I have the habit of writing this foolish thing on my wrists forever. Well, this time I took, with a black gel pen, so that it could be better seen and written easier, I wrote out all the words I needed. And then a grandmother strikes me in the car, not embarrassed especially by the fact that she is almost unheard in the subway.
He says, say, you are with your tattoos quite already, you are why you will wear any kind of basurmanshina all your life, and if, he says, you have a wish to die there, you know what is written there?
XHH: Simply I answer. - "Badroom, kitchen and bathroom"

Add to:
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Another paradox: the thief in the transitions of schoolchildren presses mobile phones, and the elderly women in the tram run into their pockets, retires, the zone will come - a respected man, a noble authority, and in the chamber at the closet of 2 meters, who is on the freedom of the stolen cars and mansions are waiting, a pack of cigarettes is tired - a rat, a moral wicked and what is the last. Where is the logic, Plato?? to
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Everything gets logic, considering that such elements consider all the others not people, but exclusively a source of income, so-called. "Therapy "

Played the Witch, interested in history, decided to read the cycle. And here, when I read the seventh book two months later, the thought comes to mind: "Hmm, if this had made a game, I would have played!"

Comments on a YouTube video where a feminist failed to jump into the water:
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Dick men do not have pudders only the babies of sorrow are melting)))
WOW :
Your comment is the case when you need to break blood from your nose.

We have a village next to the city, in a zone where they sit for serious crimes.
Unemployed people walk around the village. No one is watching them, except if they appear.
YYY: Yesterday we had an EYE in the city. The schoolchildren were inspected by the Security Service with special communications and metal detectors. The surveillance system was supplemented by 16 cameras.