Signature to a picture of an empty five-way road
Moscow is OK.

This is photoshop! ))
YYY: These are wallpapers on the forehead

Today I was delighted with the inscription on the wall of my house: "You can smile! You don’t have a camera" :)

He witnessed a masterpiece conversation between a husband and his wife.
I’m sorry for shouting at work. Just if I won’t scream at everyone, then the users will know that I’m good, tomorrow they’ll take my brain out of it for a day, they’ll make a few junk foods, they’ll eat them and they’ll get me in the soul!!! Why do you have a brainless husband with a shit in your shower?

"...in the female will be "cat", and in the male "cat".
I: And on average?
Q: I don’t know...
I am a cat!"

Nothing like that!
Like coffee, he is.
The middle race is a cat.

From the Hubble, an article about flying close to the sun:
Vanguay commented on an anecdote about “Flying at night.”
You are like small! I need to fly in the winter, why do they gather in the summer?

At the sports food shop:
Now the client came, picked the shakers, picked for a long time, then said - let out the one, red, I love red, I have a white bike.

In the pharmacy when buying condoms:

Seller: Do you need a package?

Buyer: - It will be useful, it is pretty scary

The worst form of civil society dialogue is civil war.

I drove a four-year-old daughter today. After a while, she approaches me, kneels, hugs my cheeks, kisses my nose, kisses my eyes and says:
I love you so much...
I was all bloomed, always balladed when she kissed me so. I smile, and here she says to me:
“Don’t be ashamed now, when such a little girl loves you so much, and you love her in the ass, in the ass?

In the interview:
Name your strengths.
and perseverance!
Thank you, we will contact you.
I will wait here.

Funny in Google:
This is:
The Rosemary. by "o" with one "s."
The Rosemary. by "o" with one "s."
and etc.
It is...
My name is Rosemary. I am not afraid that it is not written as it should. I think people are cruel. My whole life was "Rosomaha". It’s kind of offensive, kind of smiling... But, shit, it was worth the screen to get a movie of the same name and now I’m just Diman. The type of rosemary is already cool and not offensive...
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Yes, you would at least have a picture of the rosemary dulled before writing about the smiling and offensive...
Shame on Rosemary.

and Dolby:

Schumacher is awake. He is very active with his wife. I am ashamed to imagine how. But I understand him well, after half a year of coma.
_______________________________________________________
He became disabled. And you thought about the fact that after six months of coma all body functions atrophy him, he can not walk and sit normally and what you are embarrassed to imagine, he is now up to the bulb. And the reaction to your wife... and how would you react to a loved one when there was a chance that you would not survive at all?

xxx: For the first time in a few years I recorded files on a disk.
YYY: In the sense of sitting?
xxx to)
XXX: It was so exciting.
xxx: everyone spoke with silent voices, the disc was passed from hand to hand, carefully not to hurt or leave traces, with a soft sound opened the siding, as the first time we recorded the file, nostalgia lived in the air...

There were such times. The tough Soviet schoolchildren in those years already mastered the Kalashnikov machine machine (assembly-disassembly, keeping fire standing from the knee), and the tough Soviet PTUchniks were able to shoot from the PZRK.

P.S And then they were called into the army and there they mastered the spade.

I walk with the dog, and she ran away from me and, szuco, does not react to the team "to me". Neither voice nor visual. Well, I think there’s nothing to do, I’ll have to call it bad. He breathed deeper and into the whole street: A NU-KA FAST GO HERE, PIDORAS SHERSTYANA!!! Tajik has arrived. He stands, looks at me, smiles and apparently waits for instructions. The dog is fucking.

Records of Debt:
by Andrei 1000
The Smoke 2000
Anton the Fucks

Walked at a wedding. The celebration took place in the sanatorium, in the hall, which ended with a decent terrace, part of the guests outdoors. The day was clear, no clouds, and the guests were still sober. In the evening (almost dark) the weather began to ruin, the degree of guests began to overtake the critical mark. The storm was expected to start. It is more like the storm of a century than the rain: the wind, the grass, the lightning. Everyone came from the terrace into the hall, and here the electricity is turned off. One of the guests (a solid man, forty years old, in a suit, already quite tired) suddenly jumps out onto the terrace, and with the words, "You, fuck, the light is turned off, I will break you like an oxygen heater, be in the finger", pulls the index finger to the sky, "Be here, creature," he cries. All the guests are frozen, silence, suddenly a stunning lightning explosion, a bright flash and a tree falls in the park in front of the sanatorium on a dark background. All in shock, the women whispered, and the man didn’t even shake, shouting: “Mimo, shit, you’re what cash, make, I said where to beat you.”

here here :

I go to the mail to get a translation.
and empty. and quiet. A very polite operator. The shock.

This is not the first such quote. What is it? The marketers of the Russian Post held a seminar on viral advertising.

Here is what I saw:

"Riding to the explosion"

Great, I think :D

Yes, I live alone - I would also, if I had my apartment, arrange drunk orgies at home. Not because of lack of communication, but because of love for drunk orgies.