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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97508
 06.05.2014
I brought a computer to work today. They say the monitor does not light up and the pip does not.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97507
 06.05.2014
xxx: "smart glasses, smart watches, smart TVs"
I expected the list to end with smart people.

YYY: Have you already invented that?

They say that Google’s secret laboratories are already conducting sinister experiments.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97506
 06.05.2014
A woman comes out of the office of a general practitioner - evil: "After such a reception you need to go to a psychiatrist immediately!!and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97505
 06.05.2014
I’m going to work today, the home phone rings. Who brought it that difficult day? I pick up the phone, and there "Hello, I am from the company Hrenzapomnomname. You have the time that I could tell you about our website...". It is a 99 level SEO master.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97504
 06.05.2014
TTS: The right hand is that hand on which the big finger is on the left, and the right palm is the palm with the big finger on the right... and all this on one hand... wonderful still pills.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №97503
 06.05.2014
This is a series of films "Happy People. Yellow"

"The thing is, we hear the author's voice, that these deaf spots lie on the course of missile flights from the Plesetsk cosmodrome. As the speed increases, the missile stages are rolling to the ground across the northeast of Pomorye. And local residents then pick them up and let them go back to work. Different parts of rockets go for different needs: sails, box, trailers for snowboards. But the most in demand are fuel tanks, here the metal is flat and thinner. These boats are made of boats. In the 1960s, when there were many launches, there were so many missiles falling in the district that even entire brigades gathered in Mosievo to search for and collect them. Now the missiles are flying less frequently, the metal is running out, and, taking advantage of the opportunity, the Mosiah men are asking to convey to the government their concerns about the state of the space industry!”

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №97502
 06.05.2014
and derwish:
Popular blogger: I am shit!
I think you are a popular blogger!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97501
 06.05.2014
Comment to the photo of a bottle of wine "Ahuy" on the shelf in the store
XXX: I represent you
What do you think, young man?
- A bottle of Ahuya, please... And a package of thin nahuev.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97500
 06.05.2014
Small nations often behave like foolish little men – they are all the time struggling, doing something, very scared – suddenly no one will notice them.

This is how they behave when a healthy partner hides behind the corner. In general, as someone has long said, big nations behave in politics as bandits, and small nations behave as prostitutes.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №97499
 06.05.2014
Will I ever have much love for each other? It’s so terrible shit :(

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97498
 06.05.2014
Online survey from Skype:
Question: How many subscribers from my contact list are usually online?
Answer options : Bad : Satisfactory : Good : Very good : Great : I don't know
I sit and think...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №97497
 06.05.2014
We went shopping all day, we wandered. I’m dressed in monotonous dark green pants and coft. A woman goes to a building store, choosing something. I stood up on a bunch of carpets and thought. In five minutes, three people came to me with questions.

I: Do I really look like a shop worker? They are all in orange, not green.
Wife: Well, yes, it’s very... you’re standing so loose and quietly hating everyone around you.

The mood immediately rose.
— — —
ZY, comrades service managers, take on the experience: not a smile and "Hello, you have something to help", and the determination and silent hatred - this is what encourages the buyer to ask questions.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97496
 06.05.2014
i-Gors
Please tell us when designing the fire alarm and fire alert system of the military barracks of 3 floors for 400 people which NPS, SP or other norms to use. I cannot classify this structure in NPB 104-03.

VIS is
Classify as a school - 3 type SUE.

i-Gors
Why as a school?

VIS is
Army is the school of life and courage.! to

Volcano is
Here are a few options.
The 1st option:
I agree with VISA.
Army is a school of primary professional (military) education.
Therefore, your item 14 table 2 SP3 is the 3rd type of SUE.
The 2nd option:
Whoever served in the army does not laugh in the circus.
The casino is just a circus. Especially after the break.
Therefore, your item 6 table 2 SP3 is the 3rd type of SUE.
The Third Option:
Soldiers, no matter how cool, are still someone’s children.
And in the army they are educated and taught what they did not learn in school.
So, the army is a children’s instead-school educational institution, and the cascade is the bedroom of an educational institution of the internship type.
Therefore, your items 1 or 2 table.2 SP3 is the 3rd type of SUE.
The fourth option:
According to the officers, all the soldiers are ugly, damn!!! to
And according to the soldiers, all the sergeants are psychically unusual.
Therefore, your paragraphs 3 and 3.1 2 table.2 SP3 is the 3rd type of SUE.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97495
 06.05.2014
Q: Which is the most stupid nick you’ve met?
yyy: "and_made_gay" It was very fairy to die in Call of Duty 4 on a local servacle, and see the inscription on the screen - you killed the player and made_gay"))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97494
 06.05.2014
This
This is:
With the main:

>>>>xxx: We have been living with him for almost 4 years. For a moment, I’m almost 29. So he’s not that he doesn’t get married, but he’s looking at me yesterday with Lenin’s spell and says, “What have you been sitting in the girls, Yulka?” And the wild, the fool.

No, he’s not just a fool, but a well-organized pig. But here is a fool of you, if someone else can tolerate all this.
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
And what, the stamp in the passport will somehow greatly affect the life together? Especially if a couple of children are not going to start?

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No, it will not change. This pig will not change. It’s about that she needs to whip her clocks if she feels that the clocks are ticking, and they’re not going to build a family with her.
Yes, I am a man, if

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97493
 06.05.2014
I remember the case of three years ago. We lived in a student dormitory and there was a case of mass poisoning, as turned out with tap water. You go through the corridor, the smell is terrible, the sounds of whistling are heard, and someone put the columns in the corridor and turned on the "Rekviem".
and epic.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97492
 06.05.2014
There is a black screen with a green cursor.

Press Ctrl + Shift + Esc
Search for Reset
Touching the monitor with your fist

(I choose the second option)

Have you really decided to restart the main terminal?
Thank goodness, for people like you, Reset'a is not on the terminal.

Fallout 2 v1.03

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №97491
 06.05.2014
The 25-year-old Japanese porn star Rina Nanase, known as Rumi Kanda, has undergone a huge number of plastic surgeries to fulfill her dream of becoming like the elephant Dobby from the Harry Potter movie.
The bad Dobby! The bad Dobby!

[ + 19 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97490
 06.05.2014
I told the girl the saying: "There are cakes with cats. You eat them, they mock". She almost drowned.
Wow: It’s awkward here... Especially if the cat’s skin isn’t ripped out...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №97489
 06.05.2014
My wife and I were thinking about what to do in May.
My son came from children. The garden brought the intestinal virus.
Fucking all the weekend.

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