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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107509
 29.12.2014
Grandma, the Tea Tree... Plevako Troll was another one. During the trial in the case of the pop, Plevako addressed the jury with a speech "You all went to him for confession, told him your most secrets. Now he is deterred by the duty to keep the confession secret, but what will deter him when he is deprived of the church san?" The jurors were the rich and noble people of the city, and Plevako won the bet he made with his friend.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107508
 29.12.2014
We go to the forest, I, my wife and daughter (7 years).
I say, we will not cut the tree precisely.
Here is a small puddle! (They are growing very fast.
Daughter: What is more life in the pine?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107507
 29.12.2014
I sit behind the old notepad and think I can remove the chr and put Linux, there will be something to do for the weekend. I share thoughts with my mother (she uses this note). By her look, I understood that in my 30s, it was not about this I should think... For her peace of mind, she said that I would go better to paint my nails...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107506
 29.12.2014
A five-year-old girl killed:

Her mother accidentally smashed a plastic pot with a foot and said, "You will now go to the bathroom like adults (with a special children's basket).
With universal sadness and comprehension in the eyes, the child says: this is the end of childhood.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107505
 29.12.2014
The children read on the New Year's Day:

The new year will open the door quietly.
When the clock hits twelve,
A white beast comes into the house.
To stay for 12 months.

I cried quietly, trying not to slip from the chair.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107504
 29.12.2014
In the collection:

and Syracuse.

I only took patissons instead of strawberries, and excluded cabbage, because my husband does not like it.
It’s been a good job!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107503
 29.12.2014
I want weight.
I: I too
Wife: How much do they cost?
Somewhere in a thousand
Wife: No, I’d better eat that money.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107502
 29.12.2014
From empty to empty:
cat /dev/zero > /dev/null

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107501
 29.12.2014
I so understood from the sex-pregnancy-child conflict that men do not need children, but they are also paying for the demography of the country. That is, spray your seed, it is good and right, and then leave this hero for 30 seconds and cope there with your toxicosis, threats of collapse, hormones, children, and so on. by themselves, t. The hero has done everything from his side. Are you ashamed to look your mother in the eyes?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107500
 29.12.2014
We got "the same" shoes.
If in the morning under the winter shoes to wear, and in the evening at home shoes to remove - not one cock, they are the same or one African American?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №107499
 29.12.2014
Girls, listen, I am turning out of toxicity here and there, and there are those conversations... Maybe, enough? Let’s talk about blowing eggs. I think it doesn’t hurt at all, I watched the video, there a man was beaten with a stick between his legs, and he just smiled. Myth is all that.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107498
 29.12.2014
With the installation of Linux on his computer, she unexpectedly discovered a new, special meaning of the phrase from the KVN: “The Penguin said: You can’t sleep.”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107497
 29.12.2014
<mellowmatix> fuck,three and not fuck behind the back

<[PEER]Dyxa> mellowmatix: Fuck from behind the corner.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107496
 29.12.2014
Cats are great, they said.
In a blow of tenderness, I hold Anya on my arms, scratching her behind her ear. The Lief-Morkoff Here, the perforator runs through the wall, Enya crashes away from me at a near-light speed, tearing off the pieces of her hands with the nails, in the flight, flipping the full bowl on the floor, scared even more, just not referenced to the run, carried to the deepest hole, and Katka already melancholy eats from the floor naggets and potatoes.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107495
 29.12.2014
Ask the Russians:
What does your cat or cat think of when they see you naked?
WOW: ahahahahahahah) probably something in the style: "oh, some people also have a tail
And why not "ahahahahahahahahahah) I have longer?"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107494
 29.12.2014
Talk about "piracy" and copyright:

All these rights holders remind me of prostitutes.
XHH: spread for money pleasure, and nothing loses themselves
Everything remains as it was, only money drops.

Piracy is like rape.
Buying without demand, not paying
It seems that everything remains in place, as it was.
The feeling that you are caught remains.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107493
 29.12.2014
The boy needed black socks for the performance. It appeared unexpectedly, but what seems to be the problem? These are normal black socks. I walk in such every day. I went into the children’s world, and sheam...Blue, white, pink, light-green, orange, white-orange, blue, red, in a flower, in peanuts, in a strip, with mice, with rabbits, with stars... And then I begin to understand what the problem is.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107492
 29.12.2014
A review of the trailer on the movie "The Pit of Time":

xxx: the movie looks easy and the one-time viles of the movie run, in the middle of some mess from the director so and not smelled in what there was trying to understand the line of the film did not understand. Less than 3-4 points

yyy: prose is not your cognac, try to grasp and put on the music)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107491
 29.12.2014
fox_mulder_cp> how can you communicate with a person who considers DooM graphics
Smooth and sad?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107490
 29.12.2014
The genius:
to this:
Here’s how you live as a brutal cyclist and you don’t know the grief, and here’s the oh! The mouse!! And suddenly you are all such a girl-girl, standing on the board and demonstrating the upper “la” of your lyrical soprano.

Upper left, it is:"Blue Blue"???? and :)

It is genius! Who would have guessed!
I am, for example, more interested, yet the boy author of the quotation or the girl

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