typhlosion: what, a great motto would be for a fitness club - "we make cows tower!"
This program is not on the iPhone. and this is not. and this is paid!
What is there on the iPhone?! to
Czechoslovak is a lot.
News on mail: "One day of forest planting will take place in the Nizhny Novgorod region on May 7"
The first comment: “When will the day of the landing of officials?”
Coming from work, he meets a little boy and says:
M: I downloaded a map for Minecraft in the form of a huge wool ball depicting the Earth.
I: Oh, it can be set on fire.
M: It is already on fire.
Author of Quotes:
and...
Polkovnik: I go to the store all that brutal, in the dirt, in the wounds, the expression of the face is not the best, I approach the department with vodka. And there the boy-marchendaiser bottles on the Feng Shui shifts. And he barred, you know, what I need) I stumbled him on the shoulder - move on. And this miracle raises a clear eye on me, changes in my face, and says, Do you need my clothes?
I was even lost to answer.
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The correct answer: "and also shoes and motorcycles"
A little girl, 2 years old, sleeps over a box of liver. Read what’s written on the box and we’ll open it. He enthusiastically leads his finger on the Korean hieroglyphs and says: “Very delicious. We need to eat!"
Let us start with ourselves. I will throw cigarettes into the urn from next Monday and you will stop stealing billions from the budget.
When acquaintances bring the child a musical toy - speaking and false singing dolls, children's phones, whispering wheels, etc., another crash test of sedatives comes.
The Route. The little girl continues to talk to her mother, “Aunt Light has a lot of clothes?” Mom: Yes, my aunt of light is fashionable. He brought an entire suitcase. The daughter, reasonably so: - And if it is described, it is not scary, you can change clothes.
and Twitter:
Are you connected to the Yotafon? As Glonass drowned, I will not find the way to the prayer.
In connection with the fact that Microsoft has announced the introduction of its own sanctions against the Russian Federation, I no longer use non-licensing when using crackers, but simply introduce retaliatory sanctions against Microsoft.
Apart from jokes. I talked to a girl from Oklahoma. I asked her how it was, life after life. And she answers me: Yes, it's okay, but it's angry that in the crocodile garden all the cucumbers are eaten))
In the construction company:
I have a virus discovered.
Secretary : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How terrible!
Tagged: be afraid
Secretary: Checked or how did you find out?
Review: Analysis has passed
Chapter 1: Virus on Compass
Secretary: Here's how it all turns out, Analysis
Admin : joke fucking)) in the face of the problem!
Check me for viruses.
Give me the bottles.
The auction will be held and everyone will be given - don't worry
I’ll check them all now!!I have an epidemic too!
The Five in Philosophy is vanity and vanity. But the three in psychology is the foundation for complexes.
The whole day the girl is as if not in herself, walking, breathing, constantly thinking about something.
In the evening I sit down, play the computer, fit the favorite and breathes:
Forgive me... for something.
Here are they, modern little children: in the mouth of the nipple, in the handles of the tablet...
Test of logic. Maximum score is 30.
Comments under test:
Polina Grigorieva
Strangely, my boyfriend says I have no logic at all, but judging by the test, it’s not.)
Dmitry Veremko
No right grandma can't answer 30 I don't believe or were sponges!!!!!! I am 17
Julia of the Sun
Not surprisingly, with such "knowledge" of spelling well and logic can suffer.
News on Yandex:
The Ukrainian Army is in full combat readiness.
Russia’s happiness index reached a historic high
Companies Microsoft, Oracle, Symantec and Hewlett-Packard (HP) are joining the sanctions against Russian banks and companies and may completely stop cooperating with them. So, in the bank "Russia" disconnection of part of foreign software await "day to day". HP has stopped supplying the necessary equipment to Russian partners.
The history of licensing software in Russia has ended.
yyy: Savelovsky computer market of the city of Moscow will have to significantly increase turnover to provide these banks with Microsoft products :) may not cope :)
From ask.fm :
What are you most ashamed of doing to people?
Dancing in HD
I think I would even be quieter.