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[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97048
 22.04.2014
So to say, there is nothing to add! Under the inscription in the entrance "Natasha bl*d" appeared 3 plus, different markers))
What is "the first of us"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97047
 22.04.2014
Maxxx: It’s not about Bruce Willis, just at a certain age, any man begins to look at Homer Simpson.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97046
 22.04.2014
User to designer: can you scan this pamphlet in electronic form, into a bilateral file?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97045
 22.04.2014
It was necessary to take a couple of certificates from the accounting office and take it to another place, and I arrived during the lunch break and decided not to wait - the signed documents are in a separate folder on the table, you just look for a surname and take it. As they say, self-service. I go into the office and go to the table, while observing the accountants eating in the corner.
- "Man, we have lunch"
- "Friendly appetite", without turning my head I answer, already starting to browse the references.
- "Man, we have lunch!" repeats the voice.
- "Yes, I just take the documents"I answer by looking at the source of the noise. A woman of medium appearance with a questionable expression of the face looks expressively at me as she separates herself from the plate. The rest of the workers continued to eat.
"We have lunch!" is the second special. I slowly start to get angry, but I concentrate on the names and ask the first thing that comes to mind:
- "What is the case with lunch?"
I hear confident.
- "Of course!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97044
 22.04.2014
Summary of the statements:

to this
"Of course, attacking the block-post I will definitely take with me a lot of symbols of the Right Sector and the business cards of Yarosh)))) The Russian media in general merged)))"
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and UGU. All Russians carry Russian passports and GRU cards. And when they get caught, they melt everything.)
It is for the people ;)

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Information warfare is designed for people who do not bother themselves with analyzing what they have heard (read, seen). Such a majority. And yes, it works successfully.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97043
 22.04.2014
The victims of the shipwreck in the Amazon will return to Moscow.
The problem is that the Russians lost all their luggage, and only one of their documents remained.

Chapter 1: The Pirate Bay!
At least two already have Russian passports.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97042
 22.04.2014
By the way, Coca-Cola can perfectly wash the engine, soak the candles in it or wash the blood from the floor and walls, if the first and second failed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97041
 22.04.2014
And my son in the lessons of technology (work on modern) in the 4th grade.
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You won’t believe, but in the Middle Ages, wearing wool sweaters was the occupation of real men and warriors. No murderer would entrust such an important item to a stupid woman, which he would then wear under his armor.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97040
 22.04.2014
Correspondence at the call center:

XX: I say: Please write down the phone number... And I have a clint – wait! I’ll get to the pen now! (pause) He – no, well I am in the good sense)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97039
 22.04.2014
From the tape:
Scientists studied the Russian heat of 2010.

Scientists believe that the cause of the abnormal heat and drought were high temperatures and pressure in the surface layer of the atmosphere.

Okay okay? I thought it was snow!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97038
 22.04.2014
xxx:...today instead of "full bags of hands" I wanted to say "full bags of hands", but in time stopped and immediately wanted to recover... as a result came out "full bags of suck"...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97037
 22.04.2014
apple_writer: It is funny that in Russian "not in itself" and "out of itself" - completely different concepts. Somewhere the same...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97036
 22.04.2014
Well, look, you are thin, and I am puffy.
WOW: How is it?
Well let’s call it fat fur, or somehow strenuously.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №97035
 21.04.2014
Discuss the forgotten things:



I lost one gloves. Throw out the second. The next day I found the first. He threw out. Then a good man brought me a second...

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97034
 21.04.2014
No matter how good you are and no matter how much sympathy you receive, there will always be one for which you will not be, and it is in it that you are destined, fucking, to crack. in the ears.

I have everything.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97033
 21.04.2014
My sister and I recently gave my mother a phone. She lives in Chelyabinsk, my sister and I live in Moscow. The call.
Is this a pharmacy? I can get a pharmacist.
This is not a pharmacy. This is your daughter.
and Masha? What do you do in the pharmacy?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97032
 21.04.2014
Comment on the video, in which the Boeing-737 among the mountains goes to land on a tiny strip:

Damn flying on Boeings? Really awesome video! thank you!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97031
 21.04.2014
The chickens of chicken:
The hatch must be answered. Not to apologize and ask to give in, but to walk between them. I can side. Angry whispers ignore or respond to the "dirty sidewalk covering your ass". somehow so.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97030
 21.04.2014
here here :

Comments on One Distribution:
XHH: Get up for the distribution
ууу: "Full source was not: 7 months 22 days". But do not lose hope!
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Do not really lose! A couple of months ago I suddenly downloaded a torrent that there was no source at all. About 5 years.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97029
 21.04.2014
to this
"Of course, attacking the block-post I will definitely take with me a lot of symbols of the Right Sector and the business cards of Yarosh)))) The Russian media in general merged)))"
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
and UGU. All Russians carry Russian passports and GRU cards. And when they get caught, they melt everything.)
It is for the people ;)

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