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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96847
 18.04.2014
here here :
What about an open auction company? PPC...
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During the aural shit, I was striking a contract, in which in the "hat" I wrote "Society with Disabilities"... So far we are working on it and no one has burned it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96846
 18.04.2014
On the vegetarian blog:
Einstein is often mentioned as a vegetarian. Although he supported this movement for many years, he began to follow a strict vegetarian diet only in 1954, about a year before his death.
Jeronimo: What is the post about?
Iamzoomer: This is an argument for authority. Say, such a well-known, intelligent and respected person has adhered to our position, so it is true.
Stmuxa: A clever and respected man held on to our position and died a year later.
Ezrageraynd: and one year later he died of happiness.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №96845
 18.04.2014
The whole world will really wake up when one of the sides decides to seize the fourth block of the UAE.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96844
 18.04.2014
Before talking about artificial intelligence, try to explain what the difference is between “I ate cakes with friends” and “I ate cakes with mushrooms” and “I ate cakes with dogs.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №96843
 18.04.2014
The Demon:
I return after changing from work. I hear a scream - hands for the head, mouth closed, look in the back of the neck of the forward!! to
Fisherman’s students were on the street.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96842
 18.04.2014
by vdbv:
How many JavaScript programmers are needed to replace undefined?
and NaN

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96841
 18.04.2014
BFE> I just don’t understand why is this radio-controlled truck? Why not a stable version, like the Koreans?

S> The Korean border is a clear fixed fixed line.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №96840
 18.04.2014
Plans for the weekend:
You’ve already said that Vika will go to the shale. Then Dacia will go to the cakes...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96839
 17.04.2014
For the first time, I sang with my wife a whirlwind, punching the daughter. At the end of the song, only the computer fell asleep.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96838
 17.04.2014
admin
I read the rainbow. Microsoft is going to release Windows for cars

admin
So it’s not far from the hour when you’ll see a message on the screen – “Sorry, the machine has performed an unacceptable operation and will be broken!”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96837
 17.04.2014
No one recalled the hotel.
There is a "Circle of Saline Boseen". and :-)

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96836
 17.04.2014
here here :
Now I look at the "Musketers" and get into the plot.... - Spanish shit, worthy of honour to become the Queen of France, slept with an Englishman, for which she gave him a gift of her husband))) Then the Englishman sent a local, already sealed shit, so that she cut the trousers from his clothes, which can really be done, only overnight with him... The third shit, persuades his lover to correct the situation) And a bunch of martyrs begin to wet each other for this bad situation... We need to rename the film in "Three shit and loch-D Artanian"Imho........
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The company fully supports you! The necessary number of blades is there, D'Artagnan is now in the shooting, but promised to be released soon ;)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96835
 17.04.2014
Philolologist: Today I called the sanitary to clean my toilet. Going under the shell to shut down the pipe, he lit up his fifth iPhone.
I once again realized that I made a mistake in choosing my profession.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96834
 17.04.2014
Book review on Livelib:
The man's wife is missing. The wife disappeared from her husband. The man’s wife is missing. The man's wife is missing. Missing man’s wife. The husband’s wife is missing. My wife has a wife. has disappeared. The man disappeared. With wife. Wife of man. A missing man. A man's wife is missing from a man's wife. Missing man is missing. The Wife. A man’s wife is missing, a man’s wife. The man’s wife is missing. The man's wife is missing. You listened to the short content of the novel of the famous prosaic Paulo Coelho "Zaire". 0 to 10.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96833
 17.04.2014
Moscovites are angry: in the subway, the escalators are divided into standing and running not only down, but up! % of

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №96832
 17.04.2014
I carefully follow the news in Ukraine, about the terrible colonel of the GRU with the calling "STREEL" for which everyone is hunting.... And what a direct acquaintance emerges, somewhere it was...I await further radio interceptions with calling "doctor" "spirit""Sydorovich", confrontations of groups "Debt", "Liberty","Monolith" "Individual"
And the development of the plot with the ending and the final in Pripyat and Chase...)))

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96831
 17.04.2014
I watched the UN meeting – especially smiles when the representative of the Congo speaks with a serious face about the concerns of the people of the Congo about the situation in Ukraine.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96830
 17.04.2014
I noticed that not there the + sign changes the meaning of the phrase completely: "On the weekend we will be 18+" ^_^

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №96829
 17.04.2014
A fifth grade student hit his teacher with a hammer on his finger...and got five!
At least he heard so...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96828
 17.04.2014

I: (hoping for moral support) no guy, no hot water, the cat hates me. What a life?
I would hang myself in your place.

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