The problem is when at least one pedras appears in a friendly group. About this well knows 2/3 of the Serpent Gornych.

diz8el: A light April wind brings past passers leaves, birds and unattached children up to 8 years old.

I will answer:
My husband calls the workshop.
I have a problem. Printer for 7 years. At first he worked normally. Then he refused to take the paper - but after a time. And yesterday I got in the rice and stopped taking paper for printing at all. How much is it worth?

Give "in rilo" to the printer is invaluable!

xxx: According to the employer, the average 20-year-old young person should have a school education, two higher degrees (red diplomas), advancement courses, certificates, and have work experience of 5 years.

YYY: And burn work for 15 thousand!

A new pearl from the tester:

[GUI] If you dismiss an employee, and then under his login and password go to the page, then a message is issued (Fig. 7 in the Attach. It should make him scary.

I went to work with my husband today. I go to the stop, and I hear some strange sound from him, whether it’s music, or a bell.
You don’t have the phone, I checked it wasn’t mine.
and no.
Are the headphones turned off?
are turned off.
What kind of sound is it, is it turned off?
He even raised one ear to listen.
What fucking sound is that?
What does it look like?
In a bitch some...
In the summer, the birds sing.
Your mother, the birds.

The writer:
– – – – –
Once upon a time, men had to wait for a son to play with a radio-controlled helicopter.
– – – – –
Men never have to wait. They just go and buy what they want (if the funds allow), and they start to chew on what, they say, someone will steal them.

It is necessary to wait for infantile growths, which neither condoms can buy without embarrassment, nor a helicopter. It has nothing to do with men.

How are you living in Australia? and :)
Sergey: It’s all right here, just don’t fly to Europe for the weekend
Sergey: Although you can travel in some form, at least by nature
Sergey: We were at the camp yesterday. Classical Alpine Landscape
Sergey: Luga, the sheep. There is no palm.
Sergey: But the fucking straws ruin the whole picture :)

Girlfriend: It’s just a cataphony!
I: Cochronous sounds are disharmonic sounds.
Q: Is it from the word Kaka? I thought of the cat. Coto-phonia - like cats in the spring.

In the "Dictionary of bullying over Russian language":
I didn’t have time to screw...

Call to outsourcing.
You know what happened to XP?? to
Admin: Yes, the support is terminated.
User: How to live on?
Admin: How much do I remember you have all the computers installed?
The User: Yes.
Admin: So here is it. You can not worry.
Will they come and remove it all?
Admin: Sorry who "they"?
User: What does it mean who? The Americans!

More about crucifixion:
Military Academy, one of the first classes called "Introduction to the Specialty", Colonel-Teacher: "Most of you will get to graduate and become officers. The officer must know everything. (I heard a whisper in the audience) Yes! Take heroin as well. I’m not saying you have to do it, but you have to know it!"
Greetings to the Space Infantry!

Review of the film “Moscow-Russia”:

The Russians are not giving up! And they continue to try to make a real movie!"

here here :
Sorry that’s not funny, but:
From the news (in brief):
A child fell under the car. The driver’s guilt has not yet been proven.
and further gesture. Many relatives accuse the driver.
I am just surprised why many relatives"the child lives in a nursery??? to
It is ===
A boy in a child!Time from time!! His mother is driving. My mom often changes cars and the last thing I saw was the Range Rover Sport. Money in the mother's chickens do not chew, and this can be seen with the naked eye.
By the way, the boy is completely healthy and has no abnormalities. Learned well. His mother did not allow anyone to adopt him.
The reason why the boy lives in a nursery all his life - he interferes with his mother and her fellow resident at home.
Nor is it funny, yes.

xxx: they before me even calculator function "M+" did not know...they wrote everything on the sheets:)))))))
yyy: This is called "external memory on a hard drive"

to this:
"...I check mini-dictants on biology, work "weak", and, suddenly - "pearl". One of the students - not the best, burned (further with the preservation of the author's style, puncture and spelling) The carcodile is like a yashper, only big. Neo has a Chechnya. The carcodile buries his eggs in a whistle, because if he sleeps with them on a rifle, they are broken.
What do you want from the dictator? What they dictated was written, as I understand.

Listening to the store:

Lions sleep 25 hours a day.
What is 24 hours a day?
They go to bed an hour earlier.

Comments on the article on Habr: "Wireless energy transmission"
The most important question was not revealed at all - is it not dangerous to health?
The human being is seen only as an external impediment.
In this case, the threat to health (and as a result - the elimination of "external interference") is a plus, it turns out.
CPA is only 10%. What happens to the remaining 90% of the energy?
- Eliminate the loser (interference) who is located between the coils.

Olgherd: Eastern wise men will not understand, but "Your car crashes like a gazelle" is never a compliment :(

He says: Good night, kiss!
She: That’s why when you say CISCA I want to look at myself in the cowards and say, ‘You’ve been told Good Night’?