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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №96067
 31.03.2014
The Sea Options:

My child at school when entering the 1st class asked a psychologist: What is the difference between beer and wine? My answer was: bottles and bottles. At the age of 6, the child has not tried any of the other and does not know about salad / ham and grapes. Even my parents asked me the answer. None of us guessed.

and...
You can even say that in letters (p in beer and n in wine). When I was eight years old, I thought it tasted good.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96066
 31.03.2014
This man :

How can you give a wife with four children a rest?? to
YYY: Do a couple more. Then she will realize that she wasn’t tired at four.

Believe the mother of many children: if there are more than three children, it is already a matter of how many!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №96065
 31.03.2014
xxx: I invented an anthropological joke here.
YYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: Sitting on the stone Pitecantropus, Sinantropus and Australopithecus. A crooman approaches them and begins to crack out of himself the smartest :D
Go to work, crown man.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96064
 31.03.2014
from the official forum of the popular online shooter, entirely impregnated with chatters:

admin: You know, at the moment, an interesting version of the security system is rotating on the public test server.
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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96063
 31.03.2014
<Catalina> although interest cards are a fun thing
<[PEER]Dyxa> Cards with naked aunts are even more fun.
<[PEER]Dyxa> Especially in the navigator.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №96062
 31.03.2014
Ivanovich: the assistant broke the nameless finger for the second time...and what are you ready to go to not get into the ZAGS?

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96061
 31.03.2014
The vampire-pohuist, leaning his back to his ass near a bed with garlic in the back yard of the monastery, seeks a cross with a silver needle in a clear day :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №96060
 31.03.2014
The fact that your wife is all her life very much loved sex and was always not bothered, her husband usually learns when even Viagra does not help.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96059
 31.03.2014
Motherhood
— — —
In Russian, such words are:
It is unreasonable to build from yourself something protectively cool until you borrow them all, then get to sunset and calm down.
translation: "to find out"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96058
 31.03.2014
Jason: The future has come - on the home body. only calls robots :( and with a nice female voice ask to repay the debts on various utilities

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №96057
 31.03.2014
My child at school when entering the 1st class asked a psychologist: What is the difference between beer and wine?

You did not understand (a): it was a test for alcoholism in the family.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №96056
 31.03.2014
of interest:

Explain to me, please, those who understand why, with some real steps of Russia, the value of the ruble falls, and with all the wathanalia in Ukraine, their hryvnia is still stable?

February 5, 2014 - the rate of hryvnia 7.99 per dollar
March 30, 2014 - the rate of hryvnia 10.99 per dollar
The rate increased by 37% in 2 months.
Somehow I did not perceive the expression "stable".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №96055
 31.03.2014
From Tom’s Chat:

Aristotle: What is your name?
Sasha79: Denis, but my friends call me Igor
Why are you not an Ivory?
Sasha79: I am not Denis

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №96054
 31.03.2014
Bring back your hair!! She has a brain!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №96053
 31.03.2014
Love for three weeks.
Love for no more than three years.
My brain fucking friends.
Until death we can

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №96052
 31.03.2014
Barrymore, why does this black hole have no diameter?! to
The singularity, meem

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96051
 31.03.2014
The commentary:

TS: And how can six-year-old urban children who grew up on asphalt and with sterilized milk in refrigerators know this?
________

According to this logic, children should not know anything except what is in their asphalt world. and Brad.
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When there is such a question, there are and will be such children: debilloids reproduce in order of entertainment and saving on contraceptives.

Asphalt children at the age of 6 often have other skills that are more useful than abstract knowledge about milk clotting. For example, many of them already know how to politely talk to people, which you, commentators, seem to have forgotten to teach.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №96050
 31.03.2014
I watched an ancient film with Lundgren - "Blackjack".
The prostitutes were present in silence.

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №96049
 31.03.2014
CEC of Ukraine accepted documents of Darth Alekseevich Vader
xxx: The only normal candidate 

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №96048
 31.03.2014
Dialogue yesterday, after a day of traffic jams training.
Husband: Why are you so worried? Everything is normal.
I am ashamed... I am ashamed of you... I make mistakes...
Husband (with sympathy in the voice): Okay, don’t worry, you’ll think...
Pause... I start to turn surprised to him with the thought that I still have a wonderful husband...
Husband (in the same tone):... just feel damaged...

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