If you got a little confused and instead of a icebreaker bought a icebreaker, then instead of drinking vodka in the frost, you will have to climb the rock or look for Trotsky.

Conversation of two grandmothers in the tram: "She had a hormonal failure - she became a feminist." (The conversation, as it turned out later, was about a sterilized cat)

In the coffin...
My wife says: You ignore me for a scandal.

We walk in the days: I take a wheelchair with my younger daughter, the eldest daughter takes a doll in the wheelchair, the son next to me cuts on a selfie.
I: Daughter, how is your doll? Not cold?
No, it is not cold. Is it cold in the wheelchair?
I: No, it is not cold
Son, a little thought: And my cat is not cold either!

The miracle:
I: Scandinavians thought women didn’t have a beard because they left.
The magic rope, along with the sounds of cat steps and fish voices.
The rope holds back Fafnir, a giant wolf who will devour the sun in Ragnarek.
And if the beards are back in fashion for women...
<...> Yes, and the last time I saw a cat, it drowned like an elephant.

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I don’t argue, the idea is great and generally explains a lot, but... *facepalm*
by FENRIER. The sun will eat the wolf, Fennir.
Fafnir, the dragon, was captured by Sigmund (Zigfrid). Not even in Scandinavia.
Turn the tails, strike the spies, and teach matchmaking.

And aren’t these gay people shaking their genital problems in front of everyone almost to show?
and
No, they are idiots. It happens among gay people.

to this:
..."lucky" to sneeze at the moment when the package of eggs was delivered. As a result of the "unlucky sneezing": all the eggs on the floor, clean them no time, hungry you run to work, and in the evening after work in the kitchen on the floor you are waiting for "ovaries": a dozen eggs, a flat layer of dry throughout the perimeter of the kitchen...
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that is, to roast and eat eggs there is a time, and to wipe out a piece of floor until everything has stretched and dried up - is it not time?

xxx: I stopped communicating with them for a long time - at all sessions I was exclusively in the role of a sponsor, tired of being used by everyone
YYY: You know, we in the university company had a guy who was called All Inputs, although he was a terrible boredom, ragged and was forever on the ground - just he always after drunkeness woke up before everyone and started cleaning up, a habit like that, instead of stunned. By the time everyone wakes up, the whole apartment/room in the shelter was shining. You say they use you.

Remember, dear ones: "constantiate" can only Constantine, the rest "constate"...

I ask the little (m): Will you play with me as heroes?
M: Yes, wow of course!
I: But you already know that the world is cruel? Heroes are played only by persons who have eaten manna meat.
M: Well no! Not so much I love them! Not at that price!

As always. I’m young, single and I can play 8v1. Where to write?

If you teach math with a naked girl, it turns out to be a very exciting activity.

If you read The Witch carefully, Jennifer was only ninety-four at the time of her death.

I am glad I have a wife with a sense of humor. Or with these modern smartphones correcting in the text of SMS "I am in the lab" the letter "l" to the letter "b" and before the divorce is not far away.

The 1st option.
Treat their disorder in special psychiatric hospitals of the closed type.
The 2nd option.
to destroy. Because they are the impasse branches of human individuals. Unable to fully reproduce offspring. In addition, they try to popularize this unnecessity by trying to impose on others that it is prestigious.

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They say that fascism has won. To destroy people is to write creatures. It is not in a psychiatric clinic.

>> Sex between men to relieve tension
Long distance is one thing. Propaganda
Homosexuality as a way of life is different.
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This is shit, comrades!
Gay vs Piddars have already spoken out. Now let the tourists at least say something about long trips and something else. And the pattern is broken, and not the propaganda of homosexuality at all.

in the stick with the stick, and in the hole with the hole, the offspring will not appear! Never ever! Even in the super theory. I don’t care about practice...
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It is wonderful! I have long suggested - to accept marriage applications only with certificates of reproductive health of both spouses. There is nothing unfruitful of normal partners to hold with you, or have fought here. If you are healed, then think about marriage. And yes, if a year after the marriage, the young wife does not present a certificate of pregnancy or a successful birth - divorce. and compulsive. Let the district keep an eye on them to leave. Then see. I got married here without children!!! to

But the bourgeois infection still walks on its heels.
Beware of the out-of-marriage connections there!
There are spies with a strong body – you put them in the door, they put them in the window!
Say that we’ve finished this long ago!

But they may not act directly.
Put yourself in the box and pretend to be a man.
and put it under the corset,
Check the gender of your neighbor.

There are other measures,
You will not understand, they will eat alive!
I dreamed of Hungarians.
With boats and guns.

V. Vysotsky, Instructions before travelling abroad

From the taboo:

xxx: And a fantastic situation: you can visit the magical world, you fell in love with a pony / Griffon / other(?). Your actions?
yyy: And a fantastic situation: you can go out, you fell in love with a girl/boy/other(?). Your actions?

That’s the "cocktail", but it’s a bit of humor :)
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