At the age of 15, you strictly divide people into yours and others by the music they listen to.
At 20 you realize that there are good people amongst “strangers.”
At 25 it doesn’t matter what kind of music someone is listening to.
And at 30 you suddenly realize how you were right at 15.

In short, if such a shit on the subject as who to call, let’s remember the school and let’s address any person simply: “Sorry, please.”

[0:54:07] Knee: Then the remains of Clooney flew=)
[0:54:29] Max: fuck listen, some American judge of Russia in hockey at the Olympics did not defend a goal
[0:54:38] Knee: O_O
[0:54:42] The knee: what?
[0:55:01] Max: I’m going to go to the internet to read shit and dumb everywhere, DUPLO DUPLO EVERYWHERE THIS DUPLO IS DUPLO
[0:55:04] Knees: A
[0:55:07] Knee: Well so yes
[0:55:31] Max: I want to go on this sucked hockey
Max: 10 minutes ago I had no idea that the Olympics had already started there and I already know the name of this judge and the date of his death.

My girlfriend writes exclusively with her left hand, and she holds the scissors in her right hand (she’s a hairdresser), and the mouse in her right. She calls herself an ambidexter. When we argue, she beats me in the cheek with the right. I call this ambidexter justice.

Very subtle - to persuade a girl to go on a date and not appoint him

With the power of the gray flashing box, I have the internet!

and 4 nights. Almost a day I lie in my coat, drink beer, eat sushi and watch Pokémon.
The best in the third decade. =) is

Terrorist Andres Breivik, serving in a prison in Norway, has threatened to go on hunger strike if his living conditions are not improved... a new PlayStation 3 with a set of games he will choose... a new personal computer... a double budget that is spent on weekly maintenance (100 euros instead of 50)...
Ursvamp: He, by the way, once a month and a woman should be brought.
glas_naroda: Damn, and anyone knows, the competition for a prisoner in a Norwegian prison is big? Do I need a residence permit, or can I just come and try to sit? Is it necessary to kill people?

You are a loser! I’m only twenty-five years old, and I’m already the director of the company!
When I was twenty-five, I was also the director of the company.

Then I was shot in the knee.

When Vovochka came to school unprepared, he on the lesson, contrary to logic, energetically pulled his hand. “We know your jokes!” said the teacher gently, “Sit down!” this method never failed.

Is it possible to simultaneously ban the propaganda of homosexuality and women’s underwear?

If your child can not go to a birthday to someone of your friends, because you do not have a bucket for a gift, and to go without a gift he is ashamed...
If all the friends of your teenage child went to the concert of his favorite band, which suddenly came to perform in your city, and he didn’t go because you don’t have a bubble...
If he falls in love with the best girl in the world, and you, again, do not have a bucket for him, neither in the cafe, nor in the movie, nor in the flowers...
and...
1st It’s full of Chinese toys. And my best friend had a rabbit with her own hands (although she could have bought some Barbie doll), and this rabbit I have 25 years later is my favorite talisman. It is about gifts.
2nd The concert of a favorite group is a matter of priorities. Even a middle-income family can buy a ticket. Provided that the family at this time does not spend, for example, all the money of the sick grandmother on the operation. These things are discussed together and in an adult way.
Three If there is a great love, teach the guy inventiveness. Your son is able to count what he is willing to give up in favor of flowers and coffee for the girl. Maybe a new girlfriend? Plus – teach him to think non-standardly, to come up with inexpensive but original ways of caring. This is a very useful skill for the future. And you won’t educate a majoric who thinks it’s enough to throw a girl’s cheek, and not mock. Nowadays it is easier for many people to open their wallets than to turn on their brains.

Well, why are everybody screaming at once that "Women’s circular trousers banned"?
It was as if the male circular ban had not been touched!

– Listen, is Valky at all an insulting man?
His way of offending is very ambiguous.
– to?
- If, for example, tell him "Walick, you are a lazy fuck",
He is offended "Why am I lazy?"

History of Homosexuality in Russia.
A.s Pushkin promises to visit a gay friend, but provided that he will not stick to him, in verses:
I will be glad to serve you.

Poetry, proof, with all your soul

But, Vigel, save my ass!

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By your logic, the seller of a music store may not know the Beatles because they are not from his era?? to
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And according to your logic, the salespeople of music stores should conservatories graduate plus a postgraduate degree in world music history? Are the book sellers philologists?
I'm not sure that the stores will attract such salaries to the sellers, and if they pull - then you, the buyers, will have to fight for it.

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I worked as a consultant in stores of two different sports brands and knew the composition, purpose and history of the creation of each model of shoes, always remembered the price and what sizes are in stock.
I am not saying that this is very useful information, but that the seller should know the whole range. This greatly contributes to the interest in what you are selling. I myself often go to bookstores and in 98% of cases I immediately, even without the use of a computer database, showed where the book I am looking for, regardless of the author's fame.

In Crimea, an American was beaten for supporting Euromaidan.

A teacher who has not passed the exam:
After what he has done to us, he must marry us all.
HGH: It is a pity that polygamy is prohibited by law.
XHH: We would all hit him with puddles.

I got a leak for a broken hose.

To the question about the "fire hyena"... Yes, this is FireFox!!! to