Dear administration of the resource, would it not be useful here in any way to filter out when checking comments containing political propaganda, especially if they are expressed in a hamsk form and openly call for the incitement of interethnic enmity. I apologize for not expressing myself on the thematic content of the resource, but to turn it into a tribune of preachers and provocators. They have personal blogs and news comments where such discussions are much more relevant.

with "The Pearl of Thought"

Ukrainian experience: to ruin the country, enemies are not needed, enough patriots.

From corporate correspondence: "...we wish you prosperity on the service ladder..."

XXX: I was shaved in a very sleepy state this morning. I stand, I have finished and carefully aligned my beard with a trimmer. Suddenly my neck broke. Well, I scratched... with a trimmer.
YYY: You have a baldness in your entire neck.
XXX: She’s there after I scratched 10 years ago.

Dogs are really smart. The road is constantly green. It is true
This is the pace in which the government will soon sit.
It is...
It’s the reverse process: where did you see someone from the government crossing the road for the green light on the transition?

I hate March 8th, a hypocritical day. I remember working on a poem and had an order from a small firm to congratulate the accounting office. Communicated directly with the director-customer, sent the option and called to discuss, and the uncle is clearly nervous, the voice shakes, emotions boil, says: "Yes, beautiful - well, cute - also good, but little, little! These fat, wicked cockroaches will eat me with shit! Please write out how nice and beautiful they are!"
Congratulations to the Goddess of Accounting!

10% of Americans consider HTML a sexually transmitted disease.
xxx: HTML is the most real triper
YYY: As long as I live

The corporate feast on March 7, all good, the headbuck thought something.
Gl. Engineer: She may have thought about becoming a grandmother soon!
I still want to sleep with my mom!

Functions performed by the aquarium

hides the menisc of water and white salt deposits;

hides the structural elements of the aquarium - the ribs of rigidity and transversal straps, as well as lamps and lamps;

- prevents the access of curious pets to aquarium inhabitants;

- makes the aquarium a finished element of the interior.

- does not allow fish to leave their home unauthorized;

We talked with colleagues about a companion who went to the hospital, then the conversation went on to the medical topic.
1st We are tired of talking about illnesses, let’s talk about idiots.
2nd By the way, different diseases can also be caught from blades!
A general attack of laughter.

IG0Lka: It is not interesting to play with this, it is like you tremble yourself, and someone ends up for you...
zefirka: Kara worthy of the myths of ancient Greece))

On the evening of March 7, she went to her husband to work, where the corporate just ended on the occasion of the holiday. With the words: "Take, or it will disappear!" I was given 2 packs of salad leaves in pots. Picture with oil: the evening metro, ladies with roses, tulips and mimoses, and I am, with a salad...

Every week, my daughter and my cat play mycado.
Take a basket of washed clothes and drop into the middle of the bed. The mountain is left for 10 minutes without attention. Moussa sits in the middle and is more comfortable. Then my daughter and I pull things out of the pile to sort. The task is to disturb Moses as little as possible. The loser is the one after whose manipulations the cat jumps out of the pile.

All with the arrival of spring!

Review of the game "The Thief: Master Thief"

Blurnow: That fucking... as soon as I steal something, it throws me out of the game
Dan555: Theft is bad

But Alina did not ask for Crimea, but cream for March 8th.

Recently, I had to face the terrible dream of any telephone conversation: to dictate an English text to my grandmother in the tube for recording.
Among other things, there was the word "crypto". He dictated as “crypto” and depended on waiting for questions on the first and third letters of the type “ke” as a Russian ke or as a Russian es.
But the Soviet hardening exceeded all expectations.
After hearing the answer: “What’s like Clinton or Kennedy?” and “What’s like Kennedy?” and “What’s like Clinton?” I was able to breathe out in just 15 seconds.

My mom loves to hurry. Especially on the dad (he has been used to for a quarter of a century of life together, especially does not stress and lovingly calls her "my Pinochetic"). And, I have to say, brushes mom quality, talented and with the soul. But in so many years, all and all kinds of serious reasons have either turned over or gone along and across and bored everyone, including my mother. This is why it is necessary for her, the sick, to constantly invent new and new reasons, so as not to miss their life together.
Today he calls me and gives me another pearl:
This is what I think. Love is confessed five times a day. He prepares lunch every day. Coffee in bed is normal. He stole me on March 8.
And, most importantly, with such an unfaithful insult in the voice, with such anger!

My friend told me today. He came to a big supermarket, surrounded by the Gypsies and a thousand calls in the face with the phone - the phone, the phone!! The mood he was not very, he pulled out his and started ticking her in the face - the phone, the phone!! Then he bought a full, goes back to the car, the same Gypsies approach him and ask - well, what, sold?

Ivan Teterin: There was a case... Menta wanted to arrest a drunk man. He was taken to the Mental Waze. Suddenly the man broke out and sat down in a swarm. He says, once you hold me, what am I? Will I go myself? Take me! The green mints of anger took the man under his hands and feet, carried. And then the man sang out loudly, "And they take me, and take me into the ringing light of three white horses, eh, three white horses!"

I look at our financial department and I understand that very soon the Turing test will be passed not because the computers will become so smart.