Google, what are you doing? The automatic translation from English delighted me for a long time, pulled a smile and so on, but when it started translating the title of the audio recordings, I fell out.
"Songs of Dwarves in the Hobbit’s Hole"... Intuitively I guess what this meant, but...

Help me find the movie:

The plot is like this: a drunk man is not in his apartment, the hostess of a cute blonde is first angry, but then they have a reluctant relationship. She has another old boyfriend.

I watched a few times very drunk before the New Year and so I can’t remember anything more. Can you tell me the name or how did it end?

XXX: The former congratulated on St. Mary's Day. and valentine. I wish you a night full of magic, magic and mysteries. How did she know I was going to play in Skyrim all night?! to

Happy Valentine’s Day, my dear. Have you bought yourself something?
A new calendar on the wall.
What did the old man not please you?
Well, it was last year, idiot.

<mrwolfe> one problem – he’s crazy – when he’s already at work, I don’t even have a alarm clock.
<mrwolfe> We have three or four hours of teaching.
<zlaya.botansha> )))
<zlaya.botansha> and you build it!
<zlaya.botansha> said "you why come so early! An excuse for early arrival!"
<mrwolfe> Well in what world do we live? How Can I Build a Rainbow for Early Arrival
<zlaya.botansha> well I am about it
<zlaya.botansha> chicken poop
<zlaya.botansha> overwhelmed the entire planet
<mrwolfe> you know, I think they're a minority, just the frogs slept the meeting where the mode of work was discussed

A pair of economics:

The less our currency is secured with gold, the lower the rate of the ruble.

Student:...what we see: Plushchenko withdrew from the competition, we missed 1 gold medal, as a result of which the course the next day fell by 90 kopecks

to this
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At the expense of the Olympics: I live in the village of oil workers.And all, without exception, did not give the thirteenth salary.So they said that "the thirteenth went to Sochi".Wake up, Lord!
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I want to upset you guys. You have a great boss ;)
Sochi has nothing to do with it.

by this:
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here here :
to this:
printed on a 3D printer a female torso, according to the view of Viner Milosskaya

The winery? Is it crazy, Winnie?! to

There is a beautiful test word "everyone".

I’m afraid to ask... And what vein, which vessel, relates to the name of the goddess/planet? You are here to Vienna, which is a city. Venus, of course, is still through "e".
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Because to the skin - the vein (which vessel) has no relation, the diseases are sexually transmitted in the name of the goddess of love Venus, because from love appear :) and the skin - it is "skin-venerological" completely, so that the vessels and veins are not a matter ) and Venus is just to the place )

When I talk to my cat, he looks at me, and I feel like he understands me... But my wife looks at me like a fool. These strange creatures are women.

A country whose "hard" currency, in fact, is not guaranteed by anything, only remains to arrange bombings and puppet revolutions around the world.

I sleep at three o’clock at night and my cell phone rings. Angry, I accept the challenge.
A girl from the neighboring room calls and whispers:
- Dad, drink the hunt, please bring water. My cat is sleeping in my legs and I don’t want to wake him up.

Men killed each other in duels because of women.
Yes is. Not the grandmothers today.

Comments on the bill on the prohibition of children's beauty contests:
and yes. I am an educational psychologist. And from life experience I see that nothing is harmful except the superiority of some and the inferiority of others. It is not the appearance that matters but the interior.
Interior Beauty Contest

Evgeny Plushchenko examined a neurosurgeon, the condition of the neurosurgeon improved.

X: I read the book. It’s a stupid feeling... a book crap when you still live with heroes for a while...
I had higher mathematics.)
X: In the sense?
U: I read lectures, passed the exam and stumbled))))

The revolver used during the First World War by J. R. R. Tolkien, will be shown in England at an exhibition dedicated to the century of the war.
Q: Interestingly, he was lighted when the Germans were nearby?

XHHH: the slider splintered a hamak in the asshole
XH: of steel wire
WOW: the harsh Chelyabinsk hamac)))
You won't believe where this man came from.

A friend shows me a voice set of text on a modern smartphone. I, who always use the old Nokia, admire and cheer.
- Oh, I'm saying it's cool, and you're all suffering with your brick.
Okay, I have enough of it.
- They would have invented such a thing, so that she would read your messages, and you would answer, well, and so on.
...
I don’t want to upset you, but I’ve already invented it.
Yes! yes! How is it called?! to
The phone.
The cock...

All of this:
by this:
This is:
On one apple grows three pears, and on the other - four. How many pears grow on apple trees." And the correct answer they had was "Pears do not grow on apple trees." You are not asked where it grows, you are asked, How many! Answer the question clearly!!! to
- "Nothing or 0" is your answer not clear enough?
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And the answer 7. On a properly planted apple tree is not what pears, even strawberries can grow, this will be confirmed by any experienced gardener.
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As a gardener, I say, on the peach, the straw does not grow. And the apricot is fine. To bone marrow inject bone marrow, and to seeds - seed marrow. Michurin used to a tree behind a crust, his oatmeal and a...

XHH: As I was caught by specialists who have mega-experience, everybody knows and etc. I took my aunt as a commercial director. She told everyone 10 times that she could do everything. Take care of all things, because you will be driven away. As a result, after a month, the warehouse forced customers to ship not on expenses but on orders. In the end, they were loaded so much that they barely understood.
HH: But that’s not all. I took a accountant. Also, everyone can experience the ass of jay and td and so on. On the second day changed the name of the flash for the client-bank. She likes the name to be shorter. Now the client bank does not define the flash, no one can remember the old name. We sit without a client of the bank...Achuyut specialist. The enemy must be sent on a mission.