I decided to clean the computer today. It is not now enabled. and sad.
How did you clean it? The cyclone? Antiviruses What kind of thread is it? What happened that?
XHH: Cleaning vacuum cleaner and toothbrush.

We have neighbors like that, shit. Just start to cut a pig in the kitchen, immediately call the police.

New Bill on Sexual Harassment:
Dudar: The only adequate bill of our lawmakers. Even if he worked as he should, the price would not have been.
Schuhart: What is there adequate? You can’t invite a girl to coffee.
Nancy: I’m embarrassed to ask, in what expressions do you invite a girl to coffee, if you’re afraid of what a statement will be written for you?

I drive on the navigator, exceed the speed, and even in the hill. The navigator warned me originally:
N: You are exceeding the allowed speed!
You exceeded the permitted speed.
Ready to take off!

I am sure that if you connect a dynamomachine to Goebbels now, you can provide electricity to a small country.

The fact that men are far from everyday worries, such as washing, cooking, shopping, has been joked for a long time. But so literally...
I went to the shop and went to the men’s clothes department. There, next to the shorts stand, hangs an advertisement poster about the following content: “Now you can buy your man shorts twice as cheap.”
Hm.. that is, the fact that the man himself can come to the store they do not even consider.

Today the girl, let’s say Vera M., did not come to the meeting we agreed on yesterday. We also met several times before and talked pretty nice. After half an hour, I called. In response I heard "And I can’t come today" and the laughter of my friends in the background.
Explain to me, Naomi??? Nash, are you doing that? Can’t you really say you don’t want to meet?

P.S The tiger is crazy, I liked it myself. I leave myself...

I want a 2014 Lexus car.
No problem, I buy it.
But it is expensive.
Not very much.
When will we buy?
and soon.
When soon?
In the year 2034

The number of Russian soldiers in Crimea ranges from 3 to 30 thousand people, depending on which finger these figures are drawn from.

A fan of humor.

Once upon a time it was a computer joke.
They left, but promised to come back.

Oh my God, what a Turkey! I want! from you! CRY is!
Wut – I’m sorry.

YYYY
I once met a woman-seminator. She told me how it was done with bulls and cows. My life at that moment ceased to be the same.
So, this strange woman had an imitation of a cow’s vagina. Through which, with the help of hands and vigorous movements, as well as masturbation of the sex organ of the bull, they extracted sperm. Now you know...

Zzz
Let me at least one other shit tell you that working as a taxi driver is hard.
... →

ууу: Slavik disappeared, agreed on 10, I call - says the subscriber's device is turned off.
XHH: Rather the subscriber is turned off)
XHH: They yesterday until 6 in the morning with Leha 8 March celebrated)))

a hard whirlwind, which is inserted into a hole.... - a purely female definition of a plug! )))

A person who is looking for non-existent diseases is a hypochondriac. What is the name of a person looking for non-existent diseases in others?
A paid doctor?

I will add:

xxx: Only one thing seems strange to me is the requirement to give flowers and show gallantry on the International Day of Fight for Women’s Equality?

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Women can and should always give flowers for any occasion and without a reason.
I personally find it more strange how we celebrate "Love Day".
Why does the fifty-year-old bulldozer congratulate me, a forty-year-old electromechanic? I answered "In love with me, what?"
A little bit of a scratch ?

We kill people who kill people because killing people is not right.

Here somehow the story was about how a boy took a photo of a girlfriend, that she became like the cover of a magazine, and the girl did not notice, such a type is beautiful. Yesterday I was in the same situation. I photographed my parents, they are about fifty. Mom removed the wrinkles, Daddy - the second beard. In other words, beauty has gone. Mom calls and says "Something I can’t see the difference" :)
That means they are beautiful. Love your parents!

xxx: I seemed to be pumping up to the macho 80 Level.
YYY: The proof?
I gave my wife socks, shampoo and shower gel on March 8.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX I guessed.

and both:

Recently in the cafe was, so it turned out that the waitress did not include two dishes on the 800p, I pointed to her and paid for it, she wasn't that thank you didn't say, went dissatisfied and didn't say goodbye to our "goodbye"

Look at it differently.
Well, uneducated she is sure, a fool can be still or sick. You what? It is not you who taught her that you should not be upset about it. She is not your relative.
Do not look after others, look after yourself.
Most importantly, you did it decently. Karma has not been ruined. +1 is
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Children are naive.
After 5 minutes, the waitress comes in and says she remembered two meals at 800 r. You are paying. In the hands.
Without a check.
Money in the pocket.
Half the kitchen.
Then pay and then ask for a check. Then go to the director with two. Demand the dismissal. This is important, because for a person this is the first or second job, and the lesson from theft will remain for life.
of gold.