Are these really fire ants? It looks like a piece of shit.
Yyy: When I was born, my parents said the same to the midwife.
XX: Why did they not get rid of you?
Yyy: Unlike the ants, I’ve gotten out in time.

xxx: in general, I want my car portal with bl-om and sh-om
Yyy: with whiteheads and helmets?

xxx: I just thought to try to polish myself - there are three primitives and that's all. And how you discover Max - the feeling of sitting in a Soviet secret tank - a bunch of buttons with the names of NURBS, SPLN PRC CHYCH PYH, and theirir is not understood.

News from Peter:
Errors and miscalculations in the program. Repairs of houses Deputies of the Assembly explain the craziness of the computer.
to warm! Pentium is pulling money out of the budget!

From the article: Now the owner of this strange house in the village everyone knows. If you ask where the inventor lives, even dogs begin to lick in the right direction.

In the USSR there was no sex".

It really wasn’t. I remember, I was nine years old!

@malivnik
Condoms do not like those who did not want to wear a hat as a child.

I finally understood why I don’t like phones! I hear their voices!

News on the website:
10:59 Brzezinski warned Russia against supporting repression in Ukraine.
Russia warns Brzezinski of Russian warnings.

Derflinger

The fucking.

On the second channel, the news speaker is in horror - transgenic products will begin to grow on our fields, but how safe are they?! to

Pizzas are dangerous! I would take a huge transgenic trousers and hit it to death. Fuck to fuck.

The Pharmacy. I buy vitamin C. I ask: do you have a dose of 0.5 g? A cute girl answers, turning her eyes: No, we only have 500 mg)

X: MEPs consider banning Wi-Fi
Y: Pediki. totally fucked up
Y: if you want to blow up the nuclear power plant, send a short SMS with the word WEEK to the number 4242

I have 111. I like to wear golden chains over sweaters. And the gold bracelets. There is an enormous shade on the finger. My grandmother is a photographer.
I also love the long coats, expensive costumes and the sweater that my mom tied to me.
Do you have golden teeth? Otherwise it is all meaningless.

We discuss with the family the question, checked on the replies of mail ru: "If a man every day first writes to me on Skype 'Hello', but does not take any action toward convergence, what does it mean???". Reaction of the family:
My daughter is 7 years old "So he fell in love!!and "
My son is 10 years old and doesn’t mean anything. I say goodbye to everyone at school every day.
Tagged with: "Out"

xxx: but I, by the way, at the time of spiritual searches was in one Orthodox village. They went to church and gathered at home for prayer.
Once after prayer went to drink tea with plushes. We sit down and talk, and one fearful boy declares:
Let’s drink tea and go to the market!

I go to the cosmetics department in Green. I ask for a brush for shadows)) and in the cart 5 bottles of vodka. The seller smiles and says: with this amount of vodka you can not paint)))))))

The most dangerous kind of enemy troops are their own traitors.

I know, I work in a taxi. We have such a service “treat driver”. It was 5 years ago, I accepted the order for this same service. The night from Sunday to Monday, the end of the winter, the time is so 3, I come, I see a car - a jeep, big, I don't remember exactly the brand, and it doesn't matter, still so slightly raised, all in kangaroos, rubber dusty, not for the swamps of course, but for Moscow very seriously. Suitable customer, in dimensions quite corresponds to the car, the lady is 45-55, in a state called "light surprise", we sit down, we go. We came to her house, and the house such a "candle" one-way, 20 floors. To the house from the prospectus goes such a narrow path, on one side a wall of garages-shelves, on the other trees and, accordingly, a roof. We walked around the house, there was no room. The client says - go to the prospectus, we go back on this same path and here she is visited by the idea, let's say, between the trees we put! I explain to her, the swarm is above the hood, you can't drive away, you need to park with a 90-degree turn, let's sit for sure. She said, “No, we don’t sit down.” I say if we sit down - to me without complaints. No problem, I want to go to sleep. I turn on all kinds of blockages, lowering, give a gaze, pierce that sughrobe with a kangaroo and, naturally, sit tightly "on the belly." The wheels are all rotating, and the machine is not even moving. Is she sitting? - Of course, we sat down, and it was deaf, only to dig, we stood between the trees, behind the shells, can not be dragged and from the house too all the road was blocked. And then there was the phrase that caused this story here: "Here is your money for delivery, and I will go to wake this goat, let it now do what it wants, and forge out! “You won’t sit on this, you won’t sit on this.”

And if you listen carefully at night, you can hear how in a huge mansion on the outskirts of the city, at the fireplace, the mayor’s roar is crushing.

Teachers in the Army.

Potatoes to clean snow

On a clear road.

The enemy could come to them and eat.