The case was at the end of August. I walk through the street, I look at the girl ahead, figure of nothing, decided to roll. Followed by the standard:
Let me meet you, I am Miss.
She turned her sympathetic face to me and said:
And our name is Legion, for we have no number.
Fuck, I immediately wanted to get to know.

of the Habra. Extensions for browsers.
U menya stoit drigoi plug-in, gadskii, menyaet vvodomii text na saitah! Hoshu wrote' “Wau! Kakie siski, ya bi vdul" A poluchayu - What a wonderful girl with an organically structured figure, I will grow up - I will marry! poetomu tol'ko translit menya spasaet!

Yippidy to Yippity!! to

Irkutsk -30, the world hockey championship with the sword, the teams of Somalia and Mongolia. This is a feather"

The ball! With a ball!! And with the swords, both teams are not difficult to present.

He: What would you tell me if I found pictures of some left-handed women in my phone?
She: First I’d have to explain what shit I was doing on your phone...

If the phrase “who is the last to jump into the pool” is heard, then you know that you are the last – you still have a way out. Do not jump!

Review of Tomb Raider (2013)

Conversation of Bandits:
Who is she such?
She killed Vladimir Vladimirovich!
What? what? He killed the Russians?
And not one! Dmitry Anatolyevich...

And you are throwing the cockroaches in our localizers...

by Fugu_Fish

Have you ever thought about moving to the EU?
I have no chance there.
Are you a Communist?
I am not blue.

From the Fire:

One day I was riding on a neighboring shelf with a sailor. A real seafarer, just a miner. That is, he is a sailor in general, because he has traveled the Tue mountain through the seas for years. I don’t remember who he was, a bozzman or somebody else, but the main thing is that he’s a sailor. So he can poison the sea bikes until the sea devil whispers on the mountain. All the time he doesn’t sleep. I boarded the train at 6 in the morning, naturally after a night of charges without a fight I surrendered, and at 11 I learned that a sailor was driving in front of me. Because at 11 he woke up and opened his mouth, and only closed it at 23, and that is because he was closed under the pretext "Everyone is already asleep, it's good to bask." And all that time he was running bikes. The Marines. In a few years of sailing, he has accumulated much more than 12 hours. It’s like driving in a coupe with Jack the Sparrow. And when the appropriate sea tales stopped coming to mind, he remembered that he was actually a miner now, and began to tell mining tales. Because he once sailed on the seas and decided to descend underground. For the diversity. What to do - from the water right under the ground. It was a reasonable explanation, but I can’t remember it now. But the point is that he is a sailor, but now is a miner, and can tell about the life of a miner. It is as if there is little sea.

The protesters put on the barricade in front of the “demilitarized zone” a screen with loudspeakers and show VVšnikom and “Berkutu” the broadcast of the channel “24”. In response, the speaker was adjusted and the news was silenced with the songs of Ivo Bobul!
They deny the cruelty of Berkeley.

I may be a fool, but I am careful. I just saw the catapult on Maidan. Well, why did you argue, like great specialists, about the catapult? This is not a catapult, it will require it.

My girlfriend is calm, quiet, a little slow, and her guy is the opposite.
Boy: I have such a wonderful girl, just a miracle... as long as I get to her, I’ll be able to escape.

Do you really want to connect with me so much?
I want to be crazy!! I’ve just stopped before, here.
Sergey: Why did you hold back?
Lizi: Well because
HZZ Why
Because I am a girl.
I was fucking fucking at first.
Serena :D :D :D

of Crimea. The beach. There is a blonde next to me. To her fits a man, 50 years of age, all in stickers, can only be seen from the zone. He puts her camera:
Girl, please take a picture of me. I need a picture so that...
Put on the avatar VKontakte!
What is? In short, I need to hang on the refrigerator so that the fat does not fade.

Recently, I have the feeling that the phrases about "Moscow" are thrown in by specially trained guys to create in the population the "right image of the enemy": the same ordinary citizens from the distant Moscow, and not, say, the local cushion, which restores the third already palace. Divide, as they say, and rule.

xxx: You will watch the TV channel "Russia" - you want to fight the regime. If you visit an opposition blog, you immediately want to support the government.
YYY: You will watch the show about animals - you want to become a Drozdov or Zatevachin.

I don’t understand: you study in school, parents say you study well otherwise you won’t pass exams. After 9th grade, you will go to PTU. Taken in the 10th grade, here again studying otherwise you will not go to the university, and without a higher education nowhere. Study well, or you will be taken to the army! I got a diploma, followed the agenda and now I am in the army!!! What next...? serve well otherwise they will not be taken to work without a military ticket

Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde Blonde
Yyy: Well mom wanted a green-eyed blonde, so she now loves the cat more than me
Yyy: Although blue-eyed
He doesn’t go all the way to Greece.
He only sleeps and eats.
yyy: straight like I last month
yyy: only this furry pidoas everyone likes, and I don't ;D

here here :

In the tablet a phone, in the phone a camera, in the magnetol a cupcake... With this tendency to block a bunch of devices in one, ten years later in M-video, Eurosets, etc. There will be two stands:

1st Multifunctional Multifunctional 1

2nd Universal Multifunctional Hujja-2 (budget version, made of cheap plastic).

Oh yes, also, only on special order, UMH-premium in the golden body.

Not a premium, but an iHuynya

Who is the ideal consumer? He is absolutely ignorant, a fool who lives with elementary emotions and a thirst for novelty. You can say, not a fool, but more delicate - a six-year-old child. But if at thirty you have the psyche of a six-year-old, you are still a fool early, no matter how delicate.
He is vigorous, positive, dynamic and always ready. to consume. What exactly? What they say, it will be. He is the ideal consumer. He won’t say, “I don’t have a new iPhone when I haven’t mastered the old one? I don’t need it at all.” He must have it, that is all. Once a new toy is picked up, he must immediately throw away the old one.

The ideal consumer is something like a pipe in which the goods are pumped from one end, and from the other they whistle out to the landfill.

On Ukrainian news portals, the YouTube video is gaining popularity, in which your deputy Fyodorov, within an hour, gives an interview and proves with a foam in the mouth that America on February 7 (in the opening of the Olympics) will float and "cut off" Crimea with Odessa. If not, the entire banking system will collapse.
People, what do you use? Let us go!