This is:
This is:
25 years old, I live alone, a virgin. There is still
Is it normal?"

There are: a girl, 27 years old, (165cm, 57kg, 3 sizes), natural beauty is not limited, mind too, comprehensively develop (body and soul), apartment / machine, I earn myself (without sponsors)... I love my parents)
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and fuck. Aha

here here :)

One of my friends said:
In life, you need to set all the priorities correctly. WoW is there."
He is now in the army.

The army is not allowed forever. So, a foolish fee for properly placed priorities. In comparison, let’s say, with marriage... ;)

Italy

A police officer accused the girl of sexual harassment for kissing him in a helmet.

Once she got drunk.
I dreamed somehow that I wrote new methods into a class of people, tested on myself. And I understand that the water reception function is broken. I rewrite, I need to sweat, I wake up, I want to drink. I drank water again, I fell asleep, I write down the function and I am going to test drinking milk, I understand that I am waking up now. I wake up, wondering where to find milk. I go to the neighboring block, into a room with a friend, open the refrigerator, drink milk. I go to sleep. In my dream, satisfied with the correction of all the bugs, I write everything I wanted. Whether it was written in C++ or Java, I did not remember exactly.

At night an accident at the factory, caused... trouble running, in the morning let go to sleep, before going to bed decided to sharpen the sandwiches with milk, went to the refrigerator got a pack of milk, a knife, a plate... cut, blatant, a pack of milk...

It is ignorant for men to turn their backs, and women are polite from all sides!

Multi-office building, line to the cafe. In the turn, a girl like FIFA, with all her appearance shows how disgusting she is to stand next to this man. A sad guy thinks about something. Suddenly he gets caught up and asks Fifa:
Please give me a salad.
Zero attention, turning to the windows. He touched her shoulder carefully. Fifa is angry:
Do not have hands!
The guy looks at her confusedly and asks absolutely seriously:
Is it a villain?

Childhood is when you watch Tom and Jerry and rejoice at the mouse and be amazed at its cleverness. Maturity is when you realize that Jerry is a finite muzzle, and becomes a truly miserable cat.

This morning I learned a lot about life.
HH: First, you need to sleep out. Second, the appearance is deceptive. Third, manna grain is very similar to sugar, and tea with manka is, szuko, unfavourable.and ((

to this.
In short, the girl Sasha, a businessman, 25 years of the family, knocked a nail in the wall. There is no hammer. Drying is uncomfortable. And in the corner there is such a red, carbon dioxide fire extinguisher. Continue to continue? ?

Well go on. Give me time to come up with something.
Reference: in the carbon dioxide extinguisher 160 atmospheres, the thickness of the walls about a centimeter, the adhesive valve on the condos such a cutting, as at the entrance to the battery, about. Like an oxygen balloon in a miniature building. The carbon dioxide weighs between 6 and 8 kilograms, and it is unlikely that even Schwarzenegger will be able to hit them. To break it with a nail will take a couple of months. Accidentally breaking a check? A loud whisper and that’s all. Sinking on a valve in a tight room? Well then you would not write this, you would be dead from suffocation (well, carbon dioxide does not support breathing).
Well, write now that it was powdered or hardened, thin-walled.
cat, shredder, odmin, downboarder and firefighter.

From the course of genetics I took only one thing - that an experienced geneticist can literally stretch the drosophile's eye to his ass!

I struggled with him yesterday.
Isn’t it too early? It is :)
He didn’t take me out of the dance until I stopped.
At nine o’clock in the evening it should be done.
Gorets: Yes, maybe... He was probably afraid to be affected :)))
%) is always afraid
Gorets: Being affected by a cute girl is one of the most pleasant options for premature death :-D
The death must be synchronous, messier!

I buy cigarettes, I notice that the release date is 2012.
I: They have more than a year. Were they not ruined?
Seller (with an apathetic appearance and a characteristic accent): what a difference, still poison...

I bought an iPad Air!
XXX: Now I’m going shopping.
Yyy: What can be shopping after iPad?? to
XXX: I am a woman. I also need clothes.
YYY: indeed
A man with an iPad and can walk naked
YYY: Presented such an installation
Yyy: Stand in the center of Moscow in a row of ten naked men and cover up with iPads
Yyy: Under the Snow
yyy: It is called "apopheosis of consumerism"

Fuck the whole resource, click on your "contact".

xxx: maybe anyone knows in sql there is any limitation on inserted requests?
YYY: No
ZZZ: Only common sense

Where do you want to go: to the forest or to the sea?
On the sea: ***
He: Okay, then I’ll buy a blue refresher for the toilet.

I am talking about meat in the sausage.
In a cupcake that costs less than 150 rubles per kilogram and in a half cupcake that costs less than 200 rubles / kg, the percentage of meat is significantly reduced. And in the rest of the breasts and letters all add. This is what I say to you as a meat worker. And by the way, wash the sausage with the water you eat with the shell. Because the floor is dirty (the sausage sometimes falls there) and the boxes in which it is delivered too. Do not always wash your hands and keep your health safe.

I will come to power - I will introduce the death penalty through anal domination for unfair political agitation on non-profile resources!

XXX: How will it be in English? Technically
Tagged: geek
xxx: suck the tractor driver's dick