From an email from the warehouse boss, after arranging the unloading of, as it turned out, a foreign car.

Andrei, it is necessary to avoid stagnation to give reliable information about the driver's data and vehicle number.
In fact, the driver of Gryb, you have in the application - Borovik. It seems, but not entirely.

I just closed the entrance door of the apartment as the bell rings.
I open.The witnesses themselves know whom they pull me, so a booklet and a woman starts broadcasting
Good afternoon, we want to participate in the conference.
I accept, I bless.
And I close the door.Satisfied as an elephant, that at least once in his life on the tongue came the putting phrase on time!!! to

Dave Grohl is one of the richest drummers in the world.
The first stone: "Happy"

Yyy: I woke up when my cat turned on the notepad.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I wanted to check the mail. See the news
in the cocktail.
YYY: He is stuck in the password. and out,
Brighton is now.
YYY: It does not come out. Angry and watching.
to me as to the world’s evil. such
I inserted the password.

to this:
Those who shoot vertical videos need to be buried up their feet.
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They need to be buried across the grave.

Here you all argue on various topics, and I noticed that the topic of sushi is not opened :(

Advertising killed me in the morning.
Show meat combination, on the screen greasy crops, sausages, sardines, just meat, all that mmmm.
And then there is a round face of the director who says:
"Bla-Bla, we are great...Bla-Bla And we believe that the main resource of our company is HUMAN".
and the next picture - fun, nothing suspicious employees wave into the camera and smile.
A sandwich with sausage.

XHH: Shut up, we are coming home now, and at home such a sound as in any program a joke or type of that HD turns out, the cat turned on the synthesizer and they played!! to

Filed to:HDDDDDF

HAHH: Amazing how she put them on!! You have to press two different buttons.
Probably touched.
Unable to turn off.

WOW: It is right!by DDDDDD

from the site for posting and discussing links

In the start game of the group stage of the world hockey championship among youth teams in Sweden, the national team of Russia won the national team of Norway with the score 11:0

SHOEI: To complete the picture, they had to put their goalkeeper in a helmet

Don't panic!Hard Friday... Electricity arrived – we were evacuated
Ooh, because of what?
Me to:
There is a cake.
Thinking of a bomb
Called the dog.
She ate him.
:D
All were released back.
Don't panic!: [Observed]

Santa, let my friend cure cancer.

Dear Santa Claus
A beard of watt
I will buy everything myself.
Increase the salary

The harsh reality of Ukraine.
Title of the news from the ukrnet: "16:24 Yanukovych approved in the Council of Regions of Salo and Chmire".

You approached her entrance. An uncomfortable silence. She shakes the keys and waits for you to kiss her. You’re trying to figure out how she’s finding her keys.

Chemistry was my first lesson at school. At the same time, a bottle of milk came to the neighboring yard. The teacher always sent the excellent girl to the line for milk instead of the lesson. You ask me why I have a chemistry that I don’t know.

Under the repost “There was a tree toy. She was so brilliant that she was forgiven her inner emptiness.”
That’s why you have billiard balls hanging on your tree.
yyy: A at the top of the curl 32 kg
Yyy: and in the water to stay longer, you added cement.

Have you invented any anti-trolls for the forums?
For example, a moderator, seeing a thick troll, marks it in a special way, and his messages from this moment are visible only to him, and others are not visible, and he does not know?
A person is stressed, tries with all his might to grab someone, and no one answers him stupidly :)

Greetings from Peter)

Father Christmas walks on the canvases, the beard turns,
This time he doesn’t need to shrink:
All the elephants were stunned by this weather.
They are, however, of the northern race.

The mountaineers are a sad crowd.
They don’t want to be watered from the sky.
Rain that will be clear by the end of the year
Local weather instead of snow.

Lord, good heavenly officials,
Would you check your bills for now?
Per somewhere in a hurry lost?
Give us snow! We caught him!

Santa, please bring me a baby gift this year.

Beggins was called Summkins.
So the "translation junk" remains in force.
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And I read the version of the translation (, the Lord of the Rings, not the Hobbit), where they were the Torbins, and their house - the Bag-on-Cruce, I liked it :) Funny sounds.