VRS: I am at work, wife at home with a child. We are rewriting. I write to her that it is necessary to say, in addition to the World of Tanks, the World of Aircraft and the World of Ships have been released, and she tells me: cool, but you are waiting at home for the World of Styrki))))))

Sergey Polonsky dropped 80 cutters of Kutuzovskaya Mile by 6.5 billion rubles.
Do I have an interest in 80 people?
This is the annual budget of a small country.

To work in technical support are taken those who were able to call for the first time.

He went home to the Bryan region. I thought about the inheritance in a couple of days I will finish the paperwork and get rid of it at home, in Peter... I feel shorter I will be buried here )) such a quest! Each paper needs an additional paper or even two.)
are accustomed. even no longer scare any abbreviations (such as "Come down to JREU, they will give you a direction to BTI"))
I feel at the end you will need to kill the chief boss.)

From the automotive forum, the point is preserved:

Keckdown at NEVO works like this:

*Pulled by press *
ABU: Hey, DPS, what do we have there?
DPDZ: 7% opening, taxim...
EBU: Servo propulsion, atcryping of the slide at 100%
Servo drive: the screw on the M12 allows you all to fly, EURO4 does not allow.
ABU: Are you foolish? We can’t jump out into that hole!
Servo drive: Okay, okay...
1st Lambda: You have shrunk!? to
The Robo-Acc : A Who is here?
ABU: AAAAAAA!!! We are not passing!!! to
Safety pillows: do not shoot, if the driver is attached to the belt - we will shoot.
ROBO-ACPP: * with fear, a couple of seconds thinking, friend 3*
VTEC: is it scary?)))))))))))))))))) I can open my eyes ?

The Thursday. The rain. I paid the salary, as the boss promised.

Only programmers could have thought of sticking windows with wallpaper.

I work as a guide and translator, introducing Spanish and Portuguese to the sights of the "non-rubbery". This time I got a group of tourists from the distant hot Mexico. Go to Old Arbat. Fortunately, no one had the means to write, and those who wanted to leave their autograph in the style of "Here was Jose" on the wall of Victor Tsoi could not fulfill their idea, although, despite my grievances, they wanted it very much. But the story is not about that. Remember the joke about Americans who believe that the bears walk in Moscow? So, in the process of a walk, our group encountered a man who was walking in a rush, in one hand he had a bottle of beer, with the other hand he held the guide on which he was leading... well, as you probably already guessed, a bear, or rather a bear. In the village, a people’s place. The first Mexican who caught his attention cried out, “Look, bear,” and after a short stumbling, my cameras came around the pair. What they talked about was not clear in the noise. And when the bear, noticing the attention to his person, stood on his back legs and started dancing in the style of "the mouse of the crab goes through the forest", there was no limit to the enthusiasm of the spectators. While the tourists were filming what was happening, she talked to the owner of the bear. It turned out that he was a coach from the Shapito circus, somewhere near there was a street show for children, the organizers rented a bear from the circus. Since on the pedestrian Arbat on cars have the right to move only the special services and all kinds of gray personalities, to a truck with a volley bear had to be transported on the lead by its own course, which, however, did not upset neither the bear nor the owner pulling the beer. And for Mexicans, quite serious people, the appearance of a bear in the center of the city impressed. I was never believed that this was a coincidence, and that, leaving the hotel, they would not become the victim of another drunk man who dropped his domestic bear from the lead.

No one in our group, except me, decided to go. But a few words were added to my Spanish vocabulary that I hadn’t heard before, although I’ve been working as a translator for 11 years, not counting InJaz’s lessons in school and university.

We were lied about communism, but everything they said about capitalism turned out to be true.

Advertising on the children's channel:

Who do you want to become? A stylist, fashion blogger, clothing designer?

Of course, such options as a doctor, a teacher, or at least an astronaut are not considered at all.

Not where I was born, and not at that time...but it’s good that I wasn’t in Africa.

The pricing of air and rail transportation in the post-Soviet space is expressed by one simple formula: Lithuanians flew to Moscow through Copenhagen. Because it is so cheaper.

The hardest thing in the morning is to survive 5 wake-ups.
Who was able to raise children up to a year, the first five just don’t hear...

Looking at our people, it is sometimes believed that if the state introduces compulsory, Saturday, anal rape, then the people are first outraged, and then will start to take the line from Friday evening, which would be earlier to be released on Saturday.

And HR shoppers he called simply, cartilage.

and CODMIDER.

Why, in fact, for you, my desire to fuck you in the ass levels the value of the rest of my judgments? Where do you see the contradiction? Why can’t I want to put you with cancer and get you in the ass and at the same time have healthy adequate ideas on some life issues?

Anna: We are the hole heads of day (

KOCTuK: the Indians we are. anya - the wind in the head and bone - the vacuum above the shoulders

I have been infected for 110 years.

Anna for 10

KOCTuK: 0_o

KOCTuK: in 110 years Jab taught you to write standing

The easterism:
This is because you can’t make the fire a geopolitical tool.
and Dsx:
The Holy Inquisition cannot agree with this statement.

Do not scorn the Russian post, they are so hard! Oh oh how! Call to Mobile:
Hi to you! Is it #name?
Yes Yes
Your baggage has been wrapped for a long time, come and take it!
What kind of package? I did not receive notification!
He didn’t come and didn’t come, take it.
I come, it turns out, the package there "vals" for the third month! Thanks to the senders for writing my phone on the box!

Shoigu named the two main enemies of Russia.
I hope I understood correctly?