My friend Alla, who is about 35, has a daughter, too, Alla, who is 13. I needed the date of birth of the youngest Allah, I call her and ask to dictate.
and hello. Tell me the year of your birth.
A thousand nine hundred.
And I am in a joke: No, a thousand eight hundred.
Do you want my mom’s birthday?

Aiditz: Listen, and if I changed you once, but then repented and asked for forgiveness, would you forgive?
WOW: Possibly
AIDITZ: OK sps

Joyreactor.Discussion of the video that captured the collision of a horse and a car:
XHH: And where are the cars?
These are drones from Google

Listening to Himself:

A fish looking deeper.

Friend, when you marry and live separately (or just move to another city) – will that mean that you have betrayed your mother and father? In front of the eyes, these people are not recruited to foreign intelligence, they just live and work where there is demand for their profession. My country (the USSR) has long been gone. It was successfully betrayed and shared, even though we did not go anywhere.

Oh yes, say this too, the Motherland betrayed you, not so fat oil on bread as you dreamed. We left for a better life so and admit it honestly, sausage expatriates. And you all judge, oh we just live and work there, oh that's the other country ruined, and we just stood next to it...
I think it’s time for you to notice that such people are not respected anywhere, neither here nor there.
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The child, before the elderly, learn to read. We did not go anywhere, this country did not become. And after the sausage, yes, we were driving. We went to Moscow and sometimes bought what was made at our local meat mixer. So you do not judge about the oil and the sausage, now their glory to God is enough. You also judge those who left. They owe you nothing and have not betrayed anyone. There is no more iron curtain, except that someone has in their heads.

This lovely man:
Here is this beautiful woman:

>>In the topic of the "age" some: I am 20 years old, I still have somewhere stored 5" discs, I listened to vinyl discs and watched diaphilms on the diaprojector. I remember the time when the cell phone appeared and gained popularity. I remember the OS system or how there... Windows 98 and big computers. And I know the word servant - still my grandmother stands! I understand that you are just old trolls that have overwhelmed the internet, but don’t underestimate our generation.

Sunnyško, no p-di :) I told you, so you can remember Windows 98. But the appearance of mobile communication in Russia (94 years) you can not remember, because the memories received during the embryonic period are not consciously reproduced.

The cat is kissing?Try to think with your head!) Yes, in Moscow phones appeared in the 94th year, but Russia is a bit more! I am 19, and I perfectly remember how excited we, children, came when the local Very Cute Man gave his son to hold the first phone in our city) Under the screw of vinyl plates I loved to fall asleep, Wind 95 stood on school computers, and the sergeant only a couple of years ago moved to the country at PMJ.
Those yes. The sun is not P-DIT!and :)

These parasites Russia raised, gave them free education, and now, you see, they don’t have a iron curtain, and they don’t betray anyone, they only used and parasited when they needed it, and now they owe nothing to anyone.
Even the elementary sense of gratitude to these nids is unavailable.
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Well, let us continue.
The parasite was born in Novgorod. He obtained free secondary education at the Novozadrishchenskaya High School. Teachers invested their soul, taught the parasite. And he was such a devil, he went to study at the university in the regional center! No any gratitude. He does not remember with tears the deception of the director, the whisper... the fox does not remember at all! I don’t want to go back with a programming diploma in Novozadrishchensk! Moreover, earned experience and experience in the regional center and dared to go to the capital! And one fool there earns in some yandex as much as the whole Novozadrishchensk high school together with the director. After the sausage went, the villain and traitor. This is how it goes - district and regional budgets are spent on your education, and the capital receives profits from your work. Not in vain, oh not in vain, during the Soviets there was a period when colloquials did not give passports. Born in the field, there and forging, and it doesn't matter that you have the talent of a programmer - you will still be a tractorist, you will drink from grief and unrealizedness, but in the home country.

From a conversation with a friend about childhood memories:

How are you at the children’s camp?
The caterpillar ate.

- Dear, in the loggia a huge pack of waste after the holiday, I will not even pick up! Take it out please.
I will throw it out when time comes.
...
- Dear, the rubbish for a week, the oxygen and the stream, when will you throw it out?
I said, when I can, stop reminding!
...
- Dear, in the loggia for a month melted through the floor, and the wallpaper smells of brick. Do the repair.
and blue! Why didn’t you remind me earlier?! to

We watch on TV a report on the baptism, as a Russian military commander plunges into a dome:
He bowed down the first time, crossed and said:
For Father
The second:
for son
The Third:
For the Holy Spirit
The fourth ;)
for Russia
The fifth ;))
by VDV

She is in shock and:
Greetings to my mother...

I sat down, talking with my son, said some foolish joke.
Wife: "You are all stupid... a man over 40 (pause, thoughtfully) I too over 40
(Pause, then dissatisfied) and why did you remind me of it?"

On January 15, the official presentation of the project was held in Vladivostok, organized by the art community “33+1” under the leadership of the main artist of the city, Pavel Shugurov. 33 mini-sculptures of the sculpture appeared on the streets in the central part of Vladivostok. Each composition is dedicated to one or several inhabitants of Vladivostok, who, according to the organizers of the event, have distinguished in recent times.

And if the idea of the action is quite understandable, then its implementation, as they say, "on the amateur." The fact is that all the “statues” have sizes more suitable for table sculptures than for street sculptures, and are made of wire with color insulation in the style of “wrapping” of “dushmans” (as Shugurov himself called this technique).

In the area of the APEC summit route stolen 16 km of cable

Matt
Hey is
I have a musical question for you.
How deeply did you get into music theory?

by Ver5ine
The most eggs.

Matt
Better be serious.

by Ver5ine
Seriously, I had music theory.

7 years of marriage today.
I lie with my wife in bed. We have Google translator on our smartphones. I had a translation from English to Russian. From Ukrainian to German. Orem a full beliberda, and then see how they translate there and here. and rjem. Neighbors probably think we have a car of grass here.

Here’s what I like about winter – when you eat ice cream, it doesn’t melt.

In the department, two aunts are given used 286 computers to print reports. And every day they do not go away from it. Teens swear backward technology and ask for help. I get off the disc. I open Autoexec.bat and there inside the report in the great and powerful Russian language, I open config.sys, and there another report. I strictly ask my aunt, what kind of aunt? Teens repent that they are not able to create new text files, but have already learned to open and edit existing ones. So instead of all the system and other, from their point of view "unnecessary files" - reports. and :)

Lav: in the corporate chat there is a chip: in the event that most client machines send to the server a status containing the word "discussion", the antimate automatically turns off.
The engineers appreciate it.

The Dark:
I remember the army.
thickness in your mouth,
Or in my hand.

by Sergey:
This is a wretched compliment, my thick-handed friend.

<Molkov> "Mom, did you also play Morrowind before?" "Don’t say nonsense, Nerevar."

And when a child grows up and begins to ask where the children come from, they will say they found him in prison.

......after "yes" the fifth is not put!
Ded: Yes, but the meaning of the proposition changes. Feel the difference:
Let there be light.(Intonation of ↑)
There will be light.(Intonation of ↓)

The Tourist:
It’s not the first time I’ve read a post about "Dressing in the bedroom..."

What do you have for the bedrooms? I am a girl, 10 years engaged in tourism-alpinism, was on high-altitude climbs, and in caves, and on alloys, and on slopes and in which only bedrooms did not sleep... and "dressed" in the late 90s, and modern "cocons", and in the high-altitude... so even if 2 bedrooms are attached together, it is just impossible to separate someone unnoticed there, of course if a person is not in an alcoholic coma (but this is another story). Getting someone in one bedroom. The mind is incomprehensible) for a joke people were stuck in our bedroom two by two, but not without the help of the third, and breathing them there inside was so self-sufficient... in a tight bedroom even to change yourself - this is the acrobatic etud =)

Finally, reveal to me the mystery of what do you have for bedrooms such "bottomless"?
This is the same thing......
Model "Teenage Fantasy", never seen, coole?