When I was 5 years old, my dad came to the kindergarten for my New Year’s Morning. All kindergarten staff were involved in the show. The fairy tale of three pigs was given to the staff of the dining room, a woman of 60 sizes. Simultaneously with the question of the host: “Children, who came to visit us?” the pigs entered the hall. The frightened children shouted in horror: “Pigs, pigs!” and fled. Parents and teachers cried and cried for a few minutes.

A total of 2,000 books read is the maximum for an ordinary person. That’s less than two thousand percent of 130 million.

Almost almost. The writer Henry Miller, who read a lot and loved all kinds of calculations, once pretended that in a life of spending 1-2 hours a day, you can read about 5,000 books. In addition, he noted that if you approach the choice wisely, then in this volume you can conclude all the standing, created by mankind. By the way, before the inflated phrases in the spirit of the "classic" to know"Henry never descended, and in one novel mentioned a man who read only a few books, but took out of each more than others take out of a hundred.

XHH: I work in the government. I sent the paper to the press.
The printer:

Published by "Send to print"...

Published by "The Press "...

Published by "Print completed"...
The book was published "The task is completed".

10 seconds...

I started printing!

A real government printer.

XXX: Saturday is pretty busy. I wake up, take a shower, eat lunch, go to bed for a short time, eat dinner and go to bed.
YYY: And that’s filled with you?
XXX is yes. I don’t have time to do so much.

An antonym is a synonym, an antonym is a substantive, and the substantive is a substantive, and even the adjective is a substantive. Enjoy it...

Today, a girl came to me near the subway and gave me a book about Krishna. I said thank you. She asked me to sacrifice something. I handed her a wonderful book about Krishna with the words: Here! I cut off my heart...

It’s fashionable to think that Apple has a cool design.
It’s fashionable to think that Samsung steals Apple’s design.
You can think that Samsung design is shit.
Thinking with your head is not fashionable.

Thirsty for knowledge:
"Intelligent software engineer will take lessons of Chinese native cheap."

I tell for free. Check out any fan site of the series "Lighthouse". The whole mat in the series is exclusively Chinese, all carefully translated into Russian, interpretative transcriptions are given. Not the fact that the Chinese would understand you because of your pronunciation, but it is for the soul!

“Well, tomorrow at 6:30 in the same place,” I said to the toilet and went to bed.

Parachutists’ nest in Thailand.
While we were waiting for the wind to go down and let it take off, the pilot of our aircraft got a toy model of a radio-controlled helicopter.
For five minutes, he skillfully piloted him on everything, and then powerfully scattered the concrete road.
I think I will be sad to fly with him now.

FL: Well, what else is left of decent ladies, when there are so few interesting strangers around ready to invite them to a tea bar?
T: Find the nearest military unit, for example.
M: I’m gone, I won’t be back soon.

I heard today the advertisement of the store on the famous radio: Santa Claus has a cold and his trumps are frozen... I do not remember, but it was so sorry grandfather)

xxx: I’m somewhat skeptical when I hear in advertising: "Dentists around the world recommend..."
Dentists will be out of work if everyone has healthy teeth.

Burzumcheg: my wife is not against the mine, but categorically against the cunilingus
ZoD: Hear... she’s on the go married.

A 10-year-old child approached with the classic question "where do children come from"? My wife took a time-out; we discussed this evening:
Wife: Oh, so to say – “You see, Nastya, Santa Claus is not there, but there is sex...”

A few tricks:
1st Yes, the nearest cafes and restaurants quietly and free of charge allow the Mayans to go to a remote place, because it is not an anti-Maidan. The Mayans, even if they guessed, are cleaning up for themselves.
2nd Many Kievans give apartments to the protesters at discounted prices (there are free of charge), so that they could wash and sleep.
Three Kievans, who do not have a water meter, or just normal people, also give the Maydanovans the opportunity to quickly take a shower from them. They also regularly serve lunch.

German troops enter the occupied Russian city, local residents meet the brave soldiers of the Reich with flowers.

Why do people love animals and don’t like people?
In our wealthy organization it is customary to volunteer for charity. They collected clothes and textbooks for the children's home - so directly said - better with money. They bought - a huge plasma in an elderly home - now it hangs in the director's office.
Now we buy food and medicines in the animal shelter. Volunteers meet as long-lost friends - with tears of joy in their eyes. Some of the staff, including me, took home a cat, a dog, and they give us joy.
Animals do not lie. There are no corruptors or fools among them.

There in general, at the 35-degree frost, a man was sitting at the entrance in his trousers and with a large pink elephant. Drink of vodka)
Norilsk at the end of December

Dark_WarLord: I wondered today)) went to the market to load up... Mom walks, chooses... and passing past toys, I’m such a bass:"Maaa, buy a drum... well buy it.

See also: XD

Dark_WarLord: She stopped, first did not enter, after a couple of seconds it came to me that I was laughing... but it is a jerk - my whisper was heard by the seller and immediately rolls: "Listen, the drum is, see!"
Here we got two! XD is

Tagged with: jelly))

Okay, and now about the sad. Guess who will go to New Year’s Eve alone?
Max: Judging by the fact that you and I have had a disagreement lately? Are we separating?
Okay, we are going to break up. Wrong, I will go alone, because you, the forever smoked fool, will not be invited there.