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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91527
 23.12.2013
He went on to P. Jackson's fantastic combat "Smaug Desolation".
The story reminded me a little of the "Hobbit", but overall – very good.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91526
 23.12.2013
The code is compiled and passes all the tests from the first time. You are vigilant, Scuco.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91525
 23.12.2013
to this:
Why does zzz always write the most brilliant comments?
_________________________________________________________________________
This is zzzoi.
Not everyone will understand, we are already units...cotte, admin, shredder

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №91524
 23.12.2013
Once again, we opened an account for the company. The bank issued the notification, we, as appropriate, according to the data in the letter of the bank, notified the tax and funds about the opening of the account. The account was not used at all, so further events were a thunderstorm in the clear sky. Within two months, we will be fined for non-notification. We call the bank, it turns out that in the notification they indicated the wrong account. At the request to issue any letter in confirmation of their mistake to prove the absence of the fault of our company in the settlements with tax and funds, followed a miracle answer: we can not give such a letter, because for each type of paper we have our own seal, and there are no such seals.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №91523
 23.12.2013
The girl has the habit of writing letters in the upper register... correspondence:
Greetings to you! I have a problem < a long description of the problem>. Please decide urgently.
Sorry, I do not write a letter in the Verkhnem registre. Reading is not easy.
Why Why? I feel more comfortable writing. How soon will you solve my problem?
- Ponimaete, 4to 4itat' dlinnij text, napisannij v verhnem registre ne udobno.
Okay well...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91522
 23.12.2013
The xxx:
The bull grows in the subsoil of the laptop
Snowflakes on websites, how I missed you...

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91521
 23.12.2013
My 5 year old daughter and I are singing. The daughter:
Dad, who is singing this?
Believing heart
Who is this?
A singer, or rather an uncle who dresses his aunt and sings.
And why?
Explain all the subtleties of the show business (

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №91520
 23.12.2013
We go with a friend in the car, we approach the crossroads. Here, from the secondary, a SUV flies out, enters a turn along the opposite lane and hides from sight. A friend gives:
We call ourselves fools, we call ourselves fools.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91519
 23.12.2013
I read an old quote:

Jekfat: I made a screening schedule today. Among other things, he wrote: "30 February - shooting six programs". sent to the whole team. The administrator first responded: "The partner refuses to lease the pavilion on February 30. The reason is not explained".

— — —
Do I think my partner is an idiot? I could pay in advance...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №91518
 23.12.2013
Do you have a doctor today?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX (with the New Year)
Yyy: I prefer to call it Christmas.
XXX: Oh how thin...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91517
 23.12.2013
In my opinion, while finding a couple is a problem and involves developing a plan, it’s better to be alone. Otherwise disappointment is inevitable.
When it comes, it will come by itself, do not turn away.
There is a great proverb for all times: "Do what should - and be what will be". Work, learn, develop, communicate, and it’s all one way.
So get less of it :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №91516
 23.12.2013
YYY: How sad are you?
Sex was three.
WOW: That is a turn! What is sad then?
Are there two boys and a girl?
Oh, if... Three Girls and Without Me =(

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №91515
 23.12.2013
But since I was a child, I considered myself a neural network, so I don’t see anything funny here.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91514
 23.12.2013
xmb: эх... this would be on the Yandex.Cards to see traffic jams at Ashan's cash, so that the time for New Year's purchases to choose successful

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91513
 23.12.2013
here this
"Huawei I am the boss. The company promised to raise the salary twice! Everyone has to be fired"
And really fucking, because you have to answer for words.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №91512
 23.12.2013
of acquaintances.
I am a diamond! I am looking for a decent place.
Do I need to write something?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91511
 23.12.2013
I asked a man to buy a fugen fuller. On the way, he restrained himself, until he arrived at the warehouse, the name was forgotten, but he was not confused, he asked to give the "Führer-Müller"...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №91510
 23.12.2013
The most popular dishes of the Soviet cuisine
yyy: eggs with ivory
zzz: Ivory testicles are your and your husband’s sex games. And the dish - eggs, fried with caviar. the eggs. The Eggs.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91509
 23.12.2013
About the MMORPG:
In the chat, as usual, a bitch, illiterate absolutely the same, and suddenly the phrase - Peter Sergeevich, what do you not hold?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91508
 23.12.2013
I was listening to lectures. in the Turkish universe. In the English language. From the last row. He has a cardigan who has a poor knowledge of English teaching.
Nothing to scare me anymore!

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