to this:
-30°C No normal car can start.
-36°C The Russian car cannot start.
Strange and strange. We in Yakutia at -50 all drive - and foreign brands, and domestic automotive industry. I like it, I don’t like it, I love it, my sweetheart. :)

M: I move science, I wear a beard, I love cats and anorexics!
Fuck the ananas, you fool! There must be a lot of good people! I am a paphos frog, I wear leggings, I love dogs and eat. I will not give birth to any of the men there.
You are TP! You work as an accountant and in computers no go-go. Now I have your bowl.
Give up my sister, a deer in a sweater. Better to make money, or shake your dancers day and night.
M: Go take a picture in the sorting, a victim of Instagram. For three minutes no news from you.
Oh, and I’m going to crack! I, my iPhone and my plate!
M is borst? Em... Beloved... And we were given a prize here before the NHG. Do you want that pink?
Fuck you, smart man, go for dinner. But then 3 dresses out of line in bed for anorexics...

You will be ashamed of copying the materials in whole or in part without the author’s consent.
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Karoch, I wake up this morning, I drink coffee, I realize I am late for a couple. Well, I don’t think I’m going to be in a hurry, anyway, we’re not complaining about being late. And then I remember that I’m driving a couple.

My boyfriend’s boyfriend is a gamer. She hasn’t been able to call him for two hours, she’s angry. I calm as much as I can.
What are you? Maybe he’s in a ride...
In the railroad? Better to fuck him!!! to

The xxx:
My friend at the age of 13 got sick with varicella. And lying for a month in an empty apartment (parents for 10 hours at work) read (so it turned out that after moving, only one box of books remained in the apartment) the entire Gulag Archipelago. As he himself expressed, "I became bored" after that.

These wise men:

God, when did dogs and cats become more important to you than people?

When – I don’t know, but where can I say.
There is a documentary series - Natives in England, there natives from French Polynesia came to England. They went to a hairdresser for animals. They looked at. After a while, later, they saw the bombardment and asked, “Who is this?” They explain that this person does not have a home and lives on the street (and the European winter on the street). The locals asked: How is it? The man has no home and he eats what he gets, and the dogs have a hairdresser. Why so?
There was no answer.
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And what I want him, I pay with my personal earned money: at least tastes, at least toys, at least a haircut if necessary, at least a cat 3d cinema if it is invented and I can buy it.
Why should I pay for other people’s bombs? They are, unlike the cat, like they should also be able to work and earn money, than they are worse than me?
Why should I be more important to my left-handed bear than my native, loving and loving cat?

You will have to master the Korean cuisine.
WOW :?
We have a carrot and a dog.

Written by my wife:
It is hard to be the wife of Sisadmin.
Then the servo fell, and they fell there.
Then the net suddenly no longer means their lunch was crying.
Here they are sick, sick, they are sick again.
Wait at home again. Will he come back at ten?! to

I chose a laptop. Shred templates for sellers.
In one large store of computer equipment (I will keep silent about the name) the following happened. I walk in the rows and see what they are offering. The seller runs.
Q: Girl, can I help you? Do you need a laptop?
I : Yes. for work.
Q: And of course, you want white?
I: I need a laptop with an Intel Core i7 processor, at the bad end - 5. A discrete graphic controller. The chipset is preferably GeForce. Minimum memory of 6 GB. The screen is at least 15.6, preferably bright. The hard disk is 640 GB. If you have such a white, nothing to do, I will take a white.
Q: Oh, sorry, we don’t have that.

to this:
The customer's comment on the project: You need to correct that when you put on a green blank, it is green, but green so that it is green, and that green is green.

The most interesting thing I seem to understand is what the client meant.
Funny feeling, whether I moved to a new level of understanding customer jumping, or just degraded.

I’m no longer an athlete.)
You know how to put it, you know how to put it. 😉
I don't want to decide anything, I want to continue - further - to accept - further - not to put the yandex bar - ready

The law of the market. Every financial light, in the first place, darkened.

Consequences of a small accident
He walked out of the parking lot and accidentally stuck in a nearby car. As a result, he left a small wreath on her back wing. To wait for the owner of the injured car did not come, so in a hurry. He indicated the place of the intrusion on the leaflet, wrote his apologies, his mobile phone number, wrapped a five-thousand note in that leaflet and threw it onto the driver’s seat through the front door, the glass on which was slightly lowered.
A week has passed, I have already forgotten about this case, as suddenly the mobile account receives 1200 rubles and after 5 minutes followed MMS with a photo of the rear wing and a message: "I spat, painted. Enough is. Here is surrender. thank you.”
I replied, “Not for nothing,” and then I walked and smiled like a fool all day long.

What a trick to pardon Khodorkovsky on the Day of Chekist!
Now Khodorkovsky will have to celebrate it all his life!

Saturday, 10:30 am, I call to order a pizza. At the end of the phone:
I want to order a pizza.
She: Hi, we start working at 11, and I am a cleaner.

to this:

I understand that I’m a puppy here, but to call a deacon (or a proto-diacon) a priest or a pope is like calling an administrator a programmer. As if it was not the same.
and----
As a philosopher I say, nothing like that.
2nd Once five read "calling the dragon a priest", I thought

If I were born on another day, everything would be different... at least passwords and PINs.

Before I registered in Hanze, I walked quietly without a knife. After two years of reading, I carry a gun, 2 knives, GB, pharmacy box, NAS, diet, 2 lamps, spare battery to the phone. O_O

Where do my posts from the forum disappear?
Admin: Complicated question.. I did not think about where the messages get after deletion. There may be some kind of paradise (or hell) for messages.