The voice of the Paphos leader:
And the owner of a paper with the address of the site, where you can buy an exact copy of the "Oscar", becomes I... Fe-o-o-dor Bondarchu-u-uk!

The Discovery. to survive together.
Morpheus explains how to focus on the area.
He magnetized the wire, hung it on his hair and said, “Now I know that this is the north/south direction. It remains to be determined where the north and where the south.

And he thinks, crushing from the sun...

This is the subject of "grim". For those who are not aware, in order not to spoil the skin, a layer of vaseline is applied to the body under the theatrical makeup. Before leaving the community on the same account, we stand to check whether we have taken everything.
The girlfriend:
The pen, the vaseline! Apparently everything...

by Ferroman:
"The Paralympic Programming Games will take place. Invited programmers in PHP, C1 and VBA.

Never enter a drop before writing a quote - there is a risk of accidentally pressing the enter and sending the unfinished text before conducting a deep anal

A man was caught in a supermarket yesterday. He walked between the rows with the tetrapacks of juices and sprinkled them with the needle from the dropper. Further from the needle, a hammer in the sleeve and in the mouth. The stove is also transparent from the dropper. I went and saucer, saucer. No, well, he will have any avitaminosis when the puzzles pass.

With Yandex news "Unknown to the end took from the unemployed from Moscow 7 million rubles" I want to be unemployed from Moscow.

My mom troll. When she gets bored, she trolls herself. Then the neighbor's cat will lock in his kitchen and he scares her to faint when she returns home. He forgets to turn off the TV, and entering the apartment in the evening and seeing the screens on the walls, shakes from fear and calls the firefighters. Then he goes into the front box, locks the doorbell and then at night with a swallow in his hands tortures because of the door: "Who, whisper, there is ringing? I will go out!"
I love her very much. She came back to visit again.

Everything is fine, it’s been invented long ago. Men are developing, they are driving society and science, and women are raising children. Do not play.
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You won’t believe it, but a very small percentage of men are developing, driving society and science.
But all women should be able to give birth and raise children, even from those men who do not think about development.

to this:
God, when did dogs and cats become more important to you than people?
and
I have been sorry for animals for a long time. It’s simple: in 90 percent of cases out of 100 today, a person will tear his ass only for his own life and justice will only be sought for himself. I am not on my way with these people. When the bombs stay on the street and crawl - it means that they have crawled before, so they stayed on the street. The fault themselves. If a person is at least a little human, he will find a way out of the situation, because he can talk and socially, no matter how cool, better adapted to cat or dog. I’m not talking about young children abandoned by their parents to the will of fate. There is no God, so these children in our world are rarely happier. And such parents really want only to stay asleep bombs on the street. In the best case.

And a dog or cat, if they show you warm feelings, will never lie. never ever. They always believe, if they believe, they are never guilty of anything. Of course, you can trust them, you can deal with them.

The Misantrop.

A: "we ___ ____ ___ those who have been trained";
A: Add three missed words
B: "we will always use"

to this...
The leader killed today: Girls, the prize will not be by the end of the year. You don’t know what the Olympics are. All the money was spent on building...
The order of the head of administration shows.

You are not alone, we are also strictly forbidden to pay the prize :(
Budgetary bodies

Accidentally
In Moscow, unknown in Infiniti took from the unemployed more than 7 million rubles.

How well I work, no one will steal my 12,500 in infinity.

The news bomb. Chodor was released.
Aga, to the sick mother in Berlin, and the mother for some reason in Moscow. My wife is in Switzerland and my son is in America.
It exploded by explosion.

Here is this.

[20.12.13, 11:52:04] Cobbs: Today he measured his whore in length, 36 almost 37!
[20.12.13, 11:52:12] Cobbs: Now I will always be a fox to measure with a graduator

Molly, why am I so curious? Well, it was to look for a thermometer and measure how many cm there to 36-37? This psychological trauma is...

Dear budgeters, if your head of administration / director of kindergarten / other boss has spent premiums on yourself and does not want to pay you, then it is not because the country is Olympic. He is just a fool. Call the prosecutor’s office. And the budgets for sport and education go through two ministries that are not related to each other at all, and were approved a year ago.

Mr. Cane: Advice a tough book on psychology. At one time, I read 100 pages of Freud’s “Introduction to Psychoanalysis.” Is there anything harder?
Tyler Durden: Try to read the next 100 pages

I read on the news portal: "The Head of Khakassia urged the subordinates to prepare for the rush"
Immediately the thought: Oh! Shit, shit and shit!"

From the discussion of The Unstoppable 3:
Seagal where? Where are those 200 kilos of pure Aikido?

Women in all their glory.
My mother is going abroad. Calling from the station.
I: What has happened? Forgot something?
I forgot to ask. How do you feel about my hair color?