The Beauty Contest
X: I think it’s hard to take the last place.
You are the worst of these bodies.
XXX: Yes, and the last... type you are a little better than this feared
xxx: type sorry thank you for coming we struck go home and let everyone know that you are terrible

Who put the knife? Have you seen the "Destination"?

The fact that in my distant childhood did not know the words "gick" did not prevent me, unlike other children who begged parents to buy them a cat or a dog, to dream of having a Chubakka.

The names, the names...
I had a student, Milan. by the name Carol. In the magazine so modestly and meant: Carol of Milan (the king, just the king).

Dinner at the cafe. I called the waitress and said:
I ordered potatoes. Please tell me, did you forget?
Reply to:
No, I have not forgotten. It is cooked in the kitchen. If you understand what I am about.

A few days ago, I went to "Gazelle" with a driver. He says on the phone with his mother: "We are not allowed from work for trees," "we can't let go for trees," "I think a man gathered for the New Year's holiday with the children, and from a further conversation it became clear that he adds a phrase at the end of the tree instead of a "chicken."

Yanukovych has one leg in the EU and the other in the Customs Union. In the end, what remains naturally hangs over Ukraine.

to this:

...I don’t know how you do, but in the last two years my average salary has increased by 2.5 times... I don’t live in Moscow! If you want to get more, turn, no one will put anything in your mouth!

You have put something in your mouth and your income has jumped sharply?

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Not put, but took, read carefully)

The xxx:
Greed is not treated.

YYYY :
It is treated! 2 puzzles in the morning and evening on an empty stomach

YYYY :
Overdoses and contraindications have not been identified.

ACRKPerSempre: The fire came to us in Brabinsk today, so the only provider turned off the internet so that everyone came))

Surprised by:
This morning, I was greeted by the Tajik courtman with the words:"Healthy bulls". I still can’t go away ?

and what? I live in Iran, so the seller in the store greets us. Also for the purchase says "thank you"...

Comments on Manga:
If you drink a diuretic with a sleeping pill, you can also die ;)
Did you mean drowning?

The Internet is the true antipod of religion, not atheism at all. Religion makes it possible to understand everything without knowing anything, while the Internet makes it possible to know everything without understanding anything. I cannot choose what is better.
(C) Kosau under Kierkegaard

Spit in the mouth of anyone who says you’re not female.

xxx: here she is, here she is, I only 5 minutes as I know the name of a fantasy writer like Neil Stevenson, and already stole it in the information space through a device the size of the palm of a hundred backs. And what he says is so, Sophia.

Iren: Yesterday in the gym, a boy with wrists in both ears tried to stick to our brutal coach. The coach was uncomfortable because we were all watching him, we were also uncomfortable what we were watching, but we couldn’t watch because it was very interesting.

The morning predicted nothing: you think, she made an omelette with cinnamon, sprayed her perfume in her eyes and thoughtfully wrapped her toothpaste in her hands.

The Moscow teacher (M) is encouraged to move to Tyumen (T), where there are housing programs for budgeters.

Thanks, but we are Moscovites. And we will no longer be ours in any city.
T: I’t believe that the evil Moscow with the maniacs, the distance, the ecology (the absence of it), the illegals, the prices, and so on. Worse in Tyumen, where there are no million inhabitants, but there are the same musicians, where world-class sports competitions are held. Internet), where a cloud of universities, and so on.
M: We are in line for housing. But, as you know, life expectancy is sometimes smaller than the line for housing. Here is a recent dialogue in the JPG:
We need to work, not ask for apartments.
I am in school for 25 years.
Do you have five children in your school?
No, I only have it.
You are consciously sitting down and worsening your housing conditions, and then looking for the culprits.
T: That is it!
I forgot to mention that you have a p... more!

> So we find Sysadmin. It does not smell of perfume at all.

>You won't believe, but this is a universal way to find absolutely any sisadmin))) they all smell so (not a perfume))))

And we have a clean, beard and curls chested, the sleeves of the sweater are snow-white.
Is he a metrosexual or a hipster?

Charles Manson marries a 25-year-old fan.
Even for a guy who has been in prison since 1969, his personal life is more fun than mine.