I went with a girl to Turkey, and she just walks in the sun, sleeps and eats.
Do you have a cat? ?

Flowers
Did Irene give birth?
Basic
She cried so loudly?

from ZH:

Being an adult is disgusting and boring. For example, today I had to leave a goose on the road instead of taking it to the lawn :( And it was so beautiful, light green with a black strip, purple...
In short, the workers would not understand (

Moreover, half an hour before that, we three had already saved a mouse-sleeve from a tractor. I saved :D
Hopefully the hose also added where she wanted.

That is hz.
Yes is normal. He is a simple guy. I remember being with him on a trip and he went to the city Duma to find out the schedule of buses and the cost of travel)

I thought about the vegetarian dragons. They and the knights, it turns out, without need, and the princesses, and the castles.
WOW: Well yes. Such quiet, peaceful dragons. Like handy, only more HD
Just like these... Chihuahua, only dragons and big XDDs
WOW: Oh god HD Such a vanilla magician with a big dragon-vegetarians on a lead HD
xxx: Vanilla magician with a crystal mirror ball, in a pink mantle to the bottom and with a large dragon-vegetarians on a lead XD
Tagged: LOL HD
He drinks cooled living water, sits on the window of the Magic School and thinks about it. About the degree of archive" XDD

yyy: Petty had a fun worm - he was able to whistle out.
After such messages, I start to doubt whether my relationship with my parents is okay.

The female consultation. A girl in a pink cushion, on her heels, with struts and her husband two-to-two, obviously the first pregnancy. The girl leaves the doctor’s office with a scream.
D: "All of us I translate to anyone. ah!" and the like.
Man (flegmatically): "What is it?"
D: "He said the Fruit is OK! What am I, a tree?and "

Alarm on railways.

XXX: Pins, and what does the blue lights mean? Usually red is not, yellow is possible, but the next red, green is possible. This blue
YYY: This is maneuverable, for heaters. Blue - can not perform manoeuvres. There is still "Moon-White" - it is possible to conduct manoeuvres
XXX: What manoeuvres, fucking, barrel what?

You are not stupid! Why did you think I was stupid? If you were a fool, I would not have complained about you, but I would have regretted and comforted you and convinced you that you are not a fool.

Oleg
I want a wife
I don't want to fuck the available 16 year old bodies
Katerina
What happened to the boys...I don’t seem to have been fucked once in my childhood...
There are no people who offer drugs in clubs for free, nor are there men who need only one, and there is no borsch.
There is no Santa Claus.

Arthem
This is my second time at the dentist’s office. I say, stick my tooth, it interferes. He answers, so let’s see what’s there. He stumbled and asked if it interfered. I said, no, everything is okay, I checked the language, okay. I leave the anesthesia after the healed root tooth on the left, I come home later, at eight in the evening, I sit for dinner. And what do you think? The tooth continues to interfere. Going to the doctor for the third time with the same request is shameful. What have I done? I took the nail pile and sent to drink this roasted hand-click. Wasted well, now it does not bother)

Timothy
You’re a straightforward man...I’m really upset now!! to

Frost67g: Camedy Woman is a bunch of beetles who come up with beetles jokes for other beetles so that they don’t seem completely stupid to their beetles.
Anny: Ha-ha, did you invent anything smarter?
Oh, and here’s their first victim waking up :)

From the phone discussion for $12:

AlxKrzk
I would buy it to my grandmother.)
Seray
Galkin, go to sleep.

Do you have a Windows 2003 Server User's manual?
YYY: There is
Q: In what language?
YYY: in Russian
Is the translation normal?
yyy: translation of Goblin

He writes to me today. The support:
Gennady is Cyril?

Kirill: Yes

Gennady: the question of payment: how urgently should it be made, during the day?

Kirill: Yes

Gennady: a normal day or 24 hours?

How many hours are ordinary days? O_O
And here you start to think...

The cat should be selected according to the color of the prevailing clothes in the closet.

Absolutely the opposite! This clothes should be picked up under the cat)))

Review of the direct line of GDP

xxx: (cites the article) "Dezens of billions of rubles gold rain spilled into the ears of the audience."
WOW: considering the very definite associations caused by the expression "golden rain", in combination with casting into the ears gives an absolutely accurate characterization of the guarantor's performance.
HH: I think the magazine meant the same thing, just subtly trolled.

Habrakabr, news about a company that sells the seeds of the shining topol in the dark.

Tavel: In addition, for $10,000 these guys offer to encode any message up to 30 characters long into the plant’s DNA and stay that way in the story if, suddenly, in a hundred years of night Earth will be illuminated by trees:
Zibx: So that’s what we have for junk DNA. Unknown language, standard coding of the Galactic Alliance and a message telling how to make a warp engine and arrive for further instructions.
For some, it cost a lot of space credits.

I recently went to the Picture Gallery (Russian Museum, in St. Petersburg). I definitely decided that my favorite artist from now on is Fedotov (Pavel Andreevich). Ask why? He has a cat in every second picture!

XXX: Hello
YYY: Hello
XXX: What is your mood?
I am waiting for the end of the work day and I am afraid.
XXX: Do not be afraid
YYY: I will go to remove the mole.
XXX Why? Should I show her to the doctor?
YYY: Well, I go to the doctor to show it and remove it later, and the removed material to investigate.
XX: Removing the moles can be more dangerous than the moles themselves. It happens that the moth itself is not dangerous, but if you break it up, it becomes dangerous.
I’m not afraid anymore, I’m in panic.
XXX: I have tried