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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90727
 07.12.2013
He found his worn socks in the middle of the room. I think, since when did I start throwing things away? No, it is okay. The wife was in there.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №90726
 07.12.2013
I removed the password from wifi. It was renamed halyava.prinosi pivo v 125kv. Yesterday comes a 17 year old neighbor and extends 100 re)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №90725
 07.12.2013
Lastalayka: I recently understood what real soul unity is. Imagine two hours of the night. and operational. There are anesthetic monitors. Surgeons, hanging over an open abdomen, focus on anastomosis. The operating nurse, without any unnecessary movement, serves the instruments. Here from the radio receiver are delivered the first notes "What is love"... and the whole brigade begins to shake their heads in a tact.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90724
 07.12.2013
>> Where were you when the bandits robbed the country, seized factories and industry? Where were you when the rates were raised, the retirement age was increased and benefits were cut?
We were who in the kindergarten and who was at school, and the older people were afraid for us, for possible mass shootings, because the majority were raised under Stalin. It is us, fucking, in front of televisions and compasses raised a frightened generation, here we get out.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90723
 07.12.2013
Black Friday 2013 in Russia:
And yes, in America, Black Friday is not a discount of up to 70 percent, of which one cup of tea with such a discount is sold. There is a discount of 300-400%. I bought the eyebrows, they cost $600 and I bought them for $200. There is difference. I can’t do anything..."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90722
 07.12.2013
My Dean died yesterday.
[12:21:57] xxx: and I fucking at all accidentally put a heart I like on the site
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[12:22:15] xxx chapter news dean died and there is one of my heart
[12:22:20] xxx:...
[12:22:27] xxx: not removed by repeated click

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90721
 07.12.2013
from vacancy

Lunch in two cafes;
White salary, holidays, holidays and so on.and ;
DMS (including dentistry)
tea, coffee, juices, candy, cookies, girls in the office;

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90720
 07.12.2013
Today in the courtyard the boys long shouted ''Masha, go out!' The neighbor cried out:''If you don't stop, Katya' will come out. I don’t know who Katya is, but I’t want to meet her, because the spana ran away.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90719
 07.12.2013
kukutz: And there is such a retro taxi in Moscow that it is not the Cadillacs who drive, but the Victory, the Tchaika, the Volga, the UAZ-buchanka, etc.? to
Screamager: and if you go to the airport early in the morning - that a whore comes after you at 4 in the morning. Driving in a gym and with a portrait.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90718
 07.12.2013
The Israeli guide says:
A tourist, apparently a feminist, asks indignantly:
Why is Madonna always depicted with a boy on her arms and never with a girl?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90717
 07.12.2013
XXX works 3 weeks without weekends
xxx: Karósi (Japanese) 過労死 caro:si) - sudden death at work caused by fatigue and overwork.
Are you looking for a reason to wash?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90716
 07.12.2013
GERONIMO: I understand, of course, that the girls in our time are quite untouched and all that, but on the first date to tell me how she ate and fell asleep in the box in which a cat sleeps is obviously overwhelming.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90715
 06.12.2013
This is >>

The first Russian smartphone. ...
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Go drink a quinoa, and smell a bitch, little fool. Now there is a complete localized production cycle only in the defense, and even in the individual countries. The development of the design and scheme of the smartphone is an intellectual work that you can be proud of, if you hate Russofobic.
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Judging by the tone of your statement, there is still Internet in Skolkovo.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90714
 06.12.2013
My stomach shakes like a dying whale... I want to eat ?
YYY: So you sing, plankton out how many offices are sitting...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90713
 06.12.2013
RT @too_white: Scientists in Skolkovo invented heroin for cyborgs. Heroin for cyborgs – robots, not humans!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90712
 06.12.2013
Dialogue in the morning with Assushnik:

How do programmers catch lions in the desert? You have to start dividing the desert in half until the lion is fixed.

I: In which area of the desert is a lion caught?

Assassin: Until the fixation cell violates the integrity of the lion.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90711
 06.12.2013
here here :
xxx (16:58:22 5/12/2013)
I once dropped a frozen chicken on my feet and kept silent.
yyy (16:58:48 5/12/2013)
You can describe yourself with this phrase.
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Somehow, my one-year-old son in the kitchen reached the roof while sitting in his feeding chair (high). Something was not in the mood and capricious. I, strictly (as far as possible with regard to a one-year-old child) told him to stop weeping. He raised his hand and it looked as if he had stumbled on me with a rock. I wretchedly said, “And what will you do to me?” and he dropped her on my foot. I also kept silent, but that didn’t mean anything. I could not make a sound for a few minutes.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №90710
 06.12.2013
here here :
A small town in Connecticut. Instead of the first snow, everywhere is fog that even the eye shakes. On another evening’s trip, I saw a car crawling in front of me. Well, I think okay, maybe someone is cautious in this weather and darkness. Arriving closer, he saw a picture: the car runs, his mother, a dog, and the man only presses the gas pedal and energically explains something to her. Do not assure after that that you live in a fucking country.
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Russia, the white and black priors are generally ruled by the Ishaks... Therefore, they are completely toned in order not to frighten the people...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90709
 06.12.2013
here here :

I thought they were over. No, there is still one. People who press "control" (Ctrl) are called "cetrael".
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You are not right here too! They are not humans, they are elves. The word is elephant.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90708
 06.12.2013
Yesterday I was in the pool.
I went back home, took Vanuha, went to the pharmacy and only in the fifth-year-old heart-healthy grandmother asked me how I like to go to BACHILAH!!! It is hard! ?! to

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