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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89727
 15.11.2013
XXX: Fuck you, it’s not going to bother you.
YYY: Here’s what we found for the evening. thanks

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89726
 15.11.2013
5 minutes of knowledge. You have asked:

Dennis: Everyone probably knows that vegetables and fruits are especially grown delicious so that they are eaten by some animal and then pumped them with seeds elsewhere, promoting their spread. But who does chili pepper count on?? to

Answering (according to JJ flavorchemist materials):

Capsaicin - a substance that provides a sharp taste (heat receptors irritates, hence a burning sensation on the mucous membrane) Receptors, to which capsaicin can bind, are in all mammals. But the birds are not. Birds do not have teeth. There are mammals.

The probability that the seeds of pepper will pass through the digestive tract of the mammal whole and unharmed is very small - the seeds are basically chewed. If the bird is eaten, the chance of survival is much greater. In other words, if the pepper is eaten by the horse, it will not leave offspring. And if we paparazzi, then everything in his descendants will be okay. According to another version, capsaicin protects peppers from the fungus that affects the seeds. This, however, does not cancel the above.

This is how the clever peppers in the process of evolution learned to produce a substance that allows to scare off everyone except potential seed bearers. Then the man came and said, “This is a spice! " and it ruined everything.)))))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №89725
 14.11.2013
XXX is Nicholas! You don’t look solid! Who are you Siddhartha? I would have a beard...
YYY: I can load the ROOT on my hand and half the disk on my wrist. And the server stand on the chest "Golden servers please my soul..."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №89724
 14.11.2013
Dear owners of the site. Please click the button "Discuss",
Close all user browsers and turn off the computer.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89723
 14.11.2013
Today at work a young employee after hearing my conversation with a colleague about old phones asked:"and what is a monochrome display?..."
Now is my time to summarize some outcomes and set new priorities for the future.
Eugene, 31 years old

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89722
 14.11.2013
Lav: In the hospital, so I am lying, the toilet is not far away. On it a paper, said a hundred rubles on the spot for smoking.
The man comes in. He smokes. Nurses are gathering, already ready to shake out all the boiling in the day, anticipating all the joy from their already ready-to-go anger.
A man comes out, silently gives one hundred rubles and leaves.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №89721
 14.11.2013
The paper ended in the company. Electronic documentation has been closed...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №89720
 14.11.2013
Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a poor man.
All seems so.
I eat breakfast like a king – I don’t want it, I won’t.
I eat as a prince – I don’t know, maybe I eat.
I eat as a poor man, juru, whatever I find.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №89719
 14.11.2013
The news websites:
The US refused to buy Russian helicopters for the Afghan army.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89718
 14.11.2013
Have you seen Legend 17?
Will Smith is playing hockey.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89717
 14.11.2013
With the day of your departure!

and patrol)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89716
 14.11.2013
>>I am very pleased that P. is now reviving our historical memory. The law of provision is >> precisely what is lacking to our people, who are cut off from the roots, from the earth.
>>© Mykonos

This hill with the bones thinks unwaveringly. This picture is also possible:

Fortress of Mikhalkov.
and I!
- To the stall, to get 20 strikes in a row in order to develop patriotism, one step... arsh!

It all depends on who wins when (and if) fucking...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89715
 14.11.2013
yyy (7:40) :
I woke up at five in the morning...
Xxx (7:40) :
Why? )
yyy (7:44) :
Well I woke up and all... There is such a technique that when you don’t sleep, you need to think about something, what you don’t want to do, you want to go back to sleep right away... I thought that I can’t do one thing for two weeks... And that... I got up and started :D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89714
 14.11.2013
Infiniti stolen from a cemetery in Moscow for 1.9 million rubles
He buried!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89713
 14.11.2013
From the discussion of the enormous Belazes:

XHH: I wonder, but how do such self-drivers get from factory to career?
On special self-driving vehicles!
Zzz: And you, I think, are a self-driving driver?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89712
 14.11.2013
A: How did the operation go?
B: The boss went into Massalsky for the last squad.
A: So what is that?
B: As Strugacki said: “Don Sera has grown up and has been long and linguistically justified, and has been lying all the time.”

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №89711
 14.11.2013
The creator of letitbit will burn in hell slowly, with ads and pop-ups

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89710
 14.11.2013
I did not betray him because he was fluid, but because he called me a homic necrophile, and then began to prove it and argue.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №89709
 14.11.2013
Is that where betrayal begins? Thinking, kissing or having sex?
M: Betrayal begins with someone being crazy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89708
 14.11.2013
<Laser> Awesome I hate my HDMI.! to
<Laser> And your flash!
<Laser> And your strong hands!

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