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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90247
 26.11.2013
29.11.12 12:55

Why does Google in our country care more about internet users than our government does? Reason to think, I like it.

(O) God be afraid that our government will start to take care of the internet users.
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As you have heard, Blink.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90246
 26.11.2013
What do you think is psoriasis a chemical process?

Pingback: I think you’ve gotten out and you have nothing to do. Do an act of analysis.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90245
 26.11.2013
in the forum
B*I bought a telecast, brought home, unpacked, I look at a film on the screen some well I nailed it and scratched it, B*I and it turns out to be a special film for 3D(((((((
Advice from the forum:
I’ll buy a movie that turns the car into a 3de )))))))))))))))
CSC: click back to any STO where they are toned)
Stack this film on your eyes and you will be watching 3D, and not just on TV
Kkk: My LG 3D TV did not pull out of the package. I look like that, though dull.
The bubbles burst all! Better to contrast.
KKK: He kicked the needle. There are points on the screen. It became worse. Dress the box, let’s see, maybe it’s better.
The head must be swung into the box - for the sound around))))
NN: I look straight into the box. On the box there is a picture of the TV in natural size.
RG: It was still not necessary to get out of the box and not to bring out of the store. Just hardcore.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90244
 26.11.2013
Kosmach: today at 12 a.m. on the 7th channel RNTV showed a torch carrier who told how he was preparing for this responsible event: ran around the village with the FACE-IMITATOR))) straight so he said.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90243
 26.11.2013
The whole earth is such a device. You light it with light, and it makes space ships.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90242
 26.11.2013
DUDENOFF: Agree, since then mankind has entered the information age. And it is just entering into force, gaining momentum.
I think in a few generations people will look at today’s people as savages.
God_Mode: Yes, I already look at today’s people as savages.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90241
 26.11.2013
The source of unceasing torture.
I already want...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90240
 26.11.2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
WOW: And what happened?
In bed yesterday I said to her, “You’re just a wizard!”
Oh yeah yeah, I’m a 90 level magician.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90239
 26.11.2013
The news:

USA threatens full withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan

They threatened!! to

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №90238
 26.11.2013
by Dick!by :

Some 200 can be counted, with the remaining millions rubbing forests in Canada and washing democratic toilets at McDonald’s.

How many in Russia?
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There are fewer toilets in Russia. And those who wash are generally units.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90237
 26.11.2013
The xxx:
I went to the subway with my 7-year-old daughter and she fell asleep. The next one, I bounce it, but the result is zero. The train stops, you have to go out, she sleeps. Nothing to do, I take it on my hands (yet that circus in the stopping wagon to lift a sleeping 30 kg child). And here she speaks loudly:
Yes it worked!
The whole car was crying.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90236
 26.11.2013
Plutonium in Nsk can be taken every second Wednesday of the month at midnight at the corner of Mukhina-Proletarskaya from an invisible man in a pink coat of fortress with two nails. Have you been to Tehran? TEGRAN KEASOYAN on vacation.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №90235
 26.11.2013
Such a feeling that the whole modern cinema has so exhausted the ideas that it works on the principle:
People don’t read books anyway, let’s screen something.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90234
 26.11.2013
You go to the website for a job, and they’re happy to see you again.
Polite and fucking.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90233
 26.11.2013
It’s time for Hermione to play Game of Thrones.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90232
 26.11.2013
I am in the store in line. The son asks the young mother:
I want chocolate!
He gently answers:
I will buy you bread and water.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90231
 26.11.2013
Talk to a friend on Skype. He was asked by the electrical monitors what the law of Ohm was, but they did not know. He adds at the end:
We do not use the law of Ohm.
0 0 How is it?
We do not need him.
Per you are ignoring the law of universal gravity?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90230
 26.11.2013
From the ASCII.
Olya is:
I was so once on a diet, I was sitting, crying, my husband said that I was fucking, bought me chocolate chips and chocolate and said, “Lope, and then I can’t tolerate your psyche.”
Olya is:
and became eating them.
Olya is:
I eat and cry.
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No comments...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90229
 26.11.2013
Mail in the chat:
- Men, and all the right and left pads wear equally? I think my right hand was a few millimeters stronger.
If you brake your right leg, it should be.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №90228
 26.11.2013
I can lose anything at home: a notebook, a T-shirt, a virginity.

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