Our boss is an atypical breeder. Because unlike this useful bird, it does not destroy parasites around it, but generates.

There are three real forces: government, cats and aliens.

The government rotates us as it wants, and we are slowly outraged.
Cats do the same, but we like it!
Aliens are intelligent, they control us through cats.

I met with a vegan.
Did she not allow meat to be eaten?

-The contract engineer at work told (a man 65 years old), how they in Soviet times with friends, already mature people, when gathered in guests, first ate all kinds of snacks from the holiday table, and then after a couple of hours quietly came out of the table and went to the staircase.

The instinct is working.)

Listen to further. On the staircase they laid out a newspaper on the window, put a bottle, glasses, a bowl of black bread and bulbs.
They poured, cleaned onions from the peel, broke bread, boiled and ate bread with onions.
as the man expressed: "we were tired of comfort"

Well that’s all right now.)

I then smiled at myself and thought of what a slug, and then remembered my traditional DoShirak at 6 o’clock in the morning after a massive bill and was ashamed.

The Skyrim Bandit Logic: Hey, see the guy who just killed the dragon?

Today (09.01.14) is very relevant phrase from the song: "Yesterday was Wednesday, today is Monday..."

You have so long and brutally labeled the disgrace of those who give socks and foam for shaving that now these necessary things have to buy yourself even in the midst of the holidays.

"We are not yet able to conduct official negotiations, as the Russian Biathlon Union has just changed its leadership, and the organization itself is changing its name to the Handball Federation," says Alexander Aravin.

It is great! ?

News from Mail.ru:
"In Russia will appear singing roads"
We have all the roads singing! Some of them are heavy metals and some are mother metals.

here here :
and----
In Oklahoma (USA) presented a layout of a two-meter statue of Satan. Representatives of the American Church of Satan have presented a draft monument to the devil, which they intend to install next to the Capitol building (where the government and Supreme Court are located) of Oklahoma.

In the project of the monument Satan is depicted in the form of Buffomet - a creature with a goat's head, a female body, split copits, a candle on the head and a pair of wings. Baphomet sits on a throne with a pentagram (the stamp of Baphomet), surrounded by smiling children.

But democratically...
and----

In a multi-religious country, a monument to the Ten Commandments was placed on the territory of a state institution. If representatives of one religious organization want to improve, let them expect the same from other organizations.

You have not yet seen the project of a monument to the flying pasta monster, there are also those other trolls gathered :)

But I’m still looking forward to when PJ will be filming the Silmarillion series. Apparently, the Game of Thrones will remain nervous to cry in the corner.

> daughter of father's wife

Is it a sister? Have you been beaten by a book of hashes?

Someone with a very good karma predicted in the New Year that America would feel the harsh Russian winter. No, they were not covered there!)

From reviews about multivarka in the online store
Benefits: This is men’s happiness! He made the originals, and it itself collapsed!

hurt his leg. From a conversation with my caring husband after drinking tea in the evening and I am going to take away dirty dishes:
Man: Don’t take it away.
I: Anyway, I’ll have to take it tomorrow morning.
In the morning, your leg will not hurt.

The man? It sounds taxable!

Neil Fedorovich Filatov (pediatrist, in whose honor the Philatov Hospital was later named) was a passionate chess player. He came home from the hospital quite late. His wife interrogated him and he repented:
"I was already leaving, and I see a high school student sitting and playing a game of chess with him. Well, I say, put the figures, I’ll play with you. I thought I would beat him in a few minutes. He gave me Matt. The next day, Matt again. On the third day I no longer play by the way, but intentionally came earlier, I play with all my strength, and he has me again chess and mat. And on the fourth day, all chess and mat!! to
This high school student was the future world champion Alohin.

Our president is the most influential man in the world. It is a pity that Senegal does not know this.

HH: Good time of day! The purpose of the sale was to buy a laptop. The computer is without work!
In the past, people made mistakes in words, and now that gadgets check the grammar, people make mistakes in the logic of writing, and the trick is that when gadgets learn the logic of the sentence to correct, people will no longer need them!

Are you in contact with Arcadia?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY He even called me yesterday.
XXX: What did you want?
YYY: Number is wrong.