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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89147
 01.11.2013
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You know what
We are old
I sit here.
I understand
Those who are even three years younger.
Such a coward as we did not have.
No wild angels.
No Daddy
No hands up.
The lost generation

WOW :
Not so old, don’t hunt here) they just had a chat.

WOW :
They did not have Seilor Moon.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
and Pokémon

WOW :
Oh shit
The Lost Generation.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89146
 01.11.2013
XHH: Characteristics of a large family, quote:
Citizen Ivanova Olga Nikolaevna is a large family consisting of four people.
A dragon with five heads.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89145
 01.11.2013
Yesterday in the Internationalist Park in Peterburg, trying to summon an unclean force, Halloween celebrators summoned Deputy Milonov with the police. Do not joke with impurity!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89144
 01.11.2013
and x:
©(°_°)
and x:
The One Joe
and :
Van Gogh


[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89143
 01.11.2013
09 to 00. Masha: The boss asked to copy a bunch of papers for his daughter. I am glad, I have nothing to do anyway.
by 09-02. Is it free?
by 09-03. Masha: Of course, it is difficult.

11 to 15. by Masha. I asked what kind of chocolate to buy. Damn, for such a piece of paper one chocolate?! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89142
 01.11.2013
X is:
This is the Egyptian god, called Annunah.
And Pharaoh brought me to his servants.

and :
Oh, and now Annunah holds you near the bus, and Zhrathotet calls you into the kitchen. Have fun there.

X is:
I'll build a grave for him, maybe he'll calm down.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89141
 01.11.2013
Has anyone celebrated Halloween?
WOW: I have noted. I wore a jacket, pants and a tie. When I was asked if I was so damned, he replied that in honor of Halloween he decided to dress up as a successful man.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89140
 01.11.2013
He lived then in Hokkaido, went to friends in Tokyo, drank the first, decided to call our American friend and invite him too. When asked what we were doing, they honestly answered that we were drinking vodka. What he answered:
"How original"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89139
 01.11.2013
Discussion of colleagues:
xxx: for a better realization of the "adequate" I will share one of her chic phrases: "You urgently need to lose weight. Remember how gorgeously you lost weight when your boyfriend committed suicide?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №89138
 01.11.2013
We meet in the metro.
At what station?
We are in Omsk, fool.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89137
 01.11.2013
Do you know where the Czech Republic is?
In the Czech Republic, where
So, the grandmother wanted to go to Prague and live near the sea (not_sure)
There is no sea.
My wife told me to eat and not listen to anyone.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №89136
 01.11.2013
“Knowledge is power, France is bacon.”
Knowledge is power, France is bacon.

Who said:
User Lard Baron on Reddit – in a comment to the topic “What word or phrase did you not understand in childhood a little more than fully?” about a year ago.
and #65279;
The context:
“When I was a kid, my father told me, ‘Knowledge is power. Francis Bacon, “Knowledge is power. by Francis Bacon. “Knowledge is power, France is bacon.”
I’ve been breaking my head over the second part for more than 10 years – and what surreal connection was there between the two? If I quoted somebody, “Knowledge is power, France is bacon,” they cried understandably. Or someone might say, “Knowledge is power,” and I end up saying, “France is bacon,” and they didn’t look at me as if I said something very strange, and deeply agreed.
I asked the teacher what “Knowledge is power, France is bacon” meant, and I received a detailed explanation of the first part, “Knowledge is power,” but not a word about France. When I spoke with questioning intonation, “France is bacon,” hoping to get an explanation on this part, the teacher simply said, “Yes.”
When I was 12 years old, I lacked the spirit to ask further. I just took this thesis as something that I was not allowed to understand. It was only years later that I saw that phrase written.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89135
 01.11.2013
A quiet family evening. I am behind the comp, my wife rolls on the couch and watches "Game of Thrones". Periodically there are rumors from that side "O no, again what? How much can you fuck?and "

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89134
 01.11.2013
No matter how much you talk about America, we won’t live better.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №89133
 01.11.2013
I came home from work and found a funny situation.
Not far from the house, a narrow section of the road, on all sides is marked with signs "stop and parking is prohibited", but despite this, all the sides are blocked by parked cars.
Signs are all temporary - that is, on concrete legs and not digged into the ground.
So, although the main storm "Saint Judas" passed by, but some rare windstorms still passed by these same signs. Funny, on my way, I counted four signs that fell from the wind, all fell on the nearby cars.
This is probably the first case in my memory when the signs were not only notificative, but also executive.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №89132
 01.11.2013
I don’t know what neighbors were hanging for the luster below, but thanks to them, I now have a warm floor in the kitchen!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89131
 01.11.2013
Once in the mid-1990s my father brought me from abroad an electronic toy with a display, like "Well, weather", only imported, because of which I temporarily raised my rating in the yard. No one, regardless of intelligence and age, knew how to play it. The game involved a machine, a tank, a goose and a power plant. They all responded obediently to the buttons, flashed, ate, moved and mysteriously interacted. I’ve been pressing the buttons for hours trying to grasp the obviously extraterrestrial logic of this toy, and even achieving some results, but in a completely unpredictable way. It is me to the fact that I experience quite familiar emotions working with the new programming complex of our beloved bank’s document turnover.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89130
 01.11.2013
And my main childhood misconception was the firm belief that fools should become smarter with age.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89129
 01.11.2013
I go to the subway and watch my aunt Crossword.
Question "The Relationship Between Winnie Pooh and Five". Six letters.
He writes with confidence: "The Rabbit"!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89128
 01.11.2013
Discussion of photos of children with posters of protest of church construction. On the posters are slogans such as: "Leave the park, we have no place to play"

The comments:
The park will remain - the bishops will expand, the church will be built - the clergy will expand. The dilemma...
YYY: Put anti-infanteric mines there!

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